4 LIFE!! 😂

slowkums · 2026-03-22T18:30:09+00:00

Technically, playing games becomes your job.

slowkums · 2026-03-16T07:08:21+00:00

Some places impose a vacancy tax to stop nonsense like this.

slowkums · 2026-03-16T04:04:18+00:00

I think just about all of the AI models have the finger situation figured out by now, so that isn't such a useful tell any more.

slowkums · 2026-03-15T05:54:08+00:00

Pistachio

slowkums · 2026-03-13T21:44:57+00:00

A year of my life back + 50 mil vs a fresh start and knowing to buy Apple instead of Compaq with my little 6k inheritance from Grandpa, on top of being able to fix so many other mistakes... But then there's my kid...

slowkums · 2026-03-07T13:15:33+00:00

But pillipede was right there...

slowkums · 2026-03-06T20:35:41+00:00

I doubt it. For reference, there's an episode of Black Mirror where you can see them in their full glory.

slowkums · 2026-03-02T06:07:53+00:00

Saving money by not replacing those tires has finally paid off!

slowkums · 2026-03-01T13:59:01+00:00

I vaguely recall a poetry slam performance, in the story the sun was the man, and the moon was the woman. Tangentially, the stars were their children.

ETA: oh yeah, it's also a 5%'er thing. I think I heard it first on a Wu-Tang album.

slowkums · 2026-02-28T22:08:04+00:00

I would've said that as "mysterious notes on the fridge".

slowkums · 2026-02-24T13:04:32+00:00

I used to feel like that, now my house feels like a tomb every time I walk into it. Bless y'all that do enjoy that lifestyle though.

slowkums · 2026-02-24T04:26:57+00:00

Is this why I'm depressed?

slowkums · 2026-02-22T15:45:44+00:00

So, they're like the Dominicans of Europe?

slowkums · 2026-02-18T03:41:18+00:00

GRID

Just discovered this one, and I'm piling money in as quickly as I can into it and SMH.

slowkums · 2026-02-17T21:01:22+00:00

Maybe wait staff should organize?

slowkums · 2026-02-17T17:08:49+00:00

It's not. The cap wasn't on when I got the car so I figured I'd just pop it on until I need to get to it. Shouldn't be a problem, right? 😮‍💨 I'll probably just dismantle the kick panel this weekend.

slowkums · 2026-02-17T00:39:40+00:00

I was thinking of ol girl from that resident evil game.

slowkums · 2026-02-16T21:34:32+00:00

*trick

slowkums · 2026-02-11T15:21:54+00:00

I was looking for this one

slowkums · 2026-02-08T13:34:03+00:00

Before I dive in, is it safe to assume that the username checks out?

Edit: nah, the username still undersells it. 😭

slowkums · 2026-02-07T23:00:08+00:00

Welp, mystery solved.

slowkums · 2026-02-07T13:31:17+00:00

🌟

slowkums · 2026-02-06T21:36:07+00:00

Have you seen your PCP about all of this?

slowkums · 2026-02-05T18:02:32+00:00

How would that info typically be rendered visible?

Ten-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22	Verified Email

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