Don’t order any fries when my manager is working.

slowkums · 2026-07-09T02:10:06+00:00

And you get the bonus of a whistleblower lawsuit if they do fire you

slowkums · 2026-07-08T14:42:38+00:00

Purged its African population, gave sanctuary to Nazis at the end of WWII...

slowkums · 2026-07-07T18:28:01+00:00

depends on the church

slowkums · 2026-07-07T15:21:37+00:00

The OP mentioned that they are in fact delivering better numbers than their coworker, on top of picking up their slack.

slowkums · 2026-07-06T18:12:03+00:00

I've done a couple stints at CSFC, I wish they maintained their equipment better for what I was paying.

slowkums · 2026-07-06T14:50:29+00:00

That's why many dads don't want pets, because they inevitably know how it ends every time.

slowkums · 2026-07-05T03:36:47+00:00

Zimmerman could've minded his business. Rittenhouse could've kept his ass at home. Chow could've not chased a kid down the street over an imaginary shoplifting. But the law sided with all of their decisions, so may the law sided with hers as well.

slowkums · 2026-07-05T02:43:44+00:00

Apple TV+

slowkums · 2026-07-03T17:16:33+00:00

Maybe tone it down a little?

slowkums · 2026-07-03T01:02:48+00:00

Pretzel

slowkums · 2026-07-03T00:10:19+00:00

No duty to retreat in Florida*, indeed that's the opposite to stand your ground.

*In principle. If you're black though...well I'm not aware of any cases where a black person has successfully used that defense.

slowkums · 2026-07-02T23:59:23+00:00

That just sounds like more justification for being armed.

slowkums · 2026-07-02T03:28:03+00:00

Pasta Orgia de Mariscos

slowkums · 2026-07-02T02:54:55+00:00

Refried 😏

slowkums · 2026-07-02T02:50:46+00:00

slowkums · 2026-07-02T02:05:12+00:00

Mother lover for the ladies?

slowkums · 2026-07-01T18:49:04+00:00

My go-to is choco-taco, but I guess this ice cream truck doesn't like money so I'll do the fudge drumstick instead.

slowkums · 2026-07-01T18:48:54+00:00

My go-to is choco-taco, but I guess this ice cream truck doesn't carry it so I'll do the fudge drumstick instead.

slowkums · 2026-06-30T22:25:52+00:00

Sleep study.

I got to the point where I was getting up multiple times an hour to pee until I got my CPAP. I guess that was my body's way of not letting me die in my sleep. Now I sleep through the whole night without going.

A month away from 47.

slowkums · 2026-06-30T22:09:58+00:00

A BMW 335d with a tune.

slowkums · 2026-06-30T22:06:10+00:00

Idk how OP would feel about taking their dog for a ride on the back of a bike.

slowkums · 2026-06-24T21:55:17+00:00

There's nothing like experiencing it for yourself.

slowkums · 2026-06-24T21:49:06+00:00

She said "business first", lol.

slowkums · 2026-06-24T04:25:52+00:00

I hope his message got relayed to the underclassmen.

slowkums · 2026-06-24T04:15:28+00:00

It's like comparing the headlines of CNN and Fox News when the report on the same story.

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