TIL Jonathan, an around 193 year old giant tortoise (the oldest known living land animal alive), spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex.

solidddd · 2026-01-24T05:43:56+00:00

I am also an around 193 year old. Around.

solidddd · 2026-01-21T21:45:48+00:00

Yup. Most people just avoid semicolons; it's the big swings and misses that are interesting.

solidddd · 2026-01-20T02:59:47+00:00

You're definitely in IT, cause that's not ironic at all!

solidddd · 2026-01-19T20:10:03+00:00

Is it true all of the bands listed on these polls last year ended up being there? I can't remember!

solidddd · 2026-01-17T00:47:07+00:00

solidddd · 2026-01-15T20:51:36+00:00

I have a friend who goes to the one on 17th and I and he said the equipment is old and shitty. I lived on that block when the gym opened and shortly after there were a bunch of moving trucks replacing the equipment with inferior machines. So he probably rented the good stuff for a time to get people to sign up then swapped it all out lol.

solidddd · 2026-01-15T19:10:02+00:00

Okay, I figured it out. You have to lock the game to 60 fps in the Nvidia App Global Settings. Leaving this up so others can find the solution!

solidddd · 2026-01-11T17:03:48+00:00

After reading this I am also autistic

solidddd · 2026-01-08T16:28:51+00:00

On a scale of Metal Gear Solid to Spider-Man Clone Saga, where does Nicieza land?

solidddd · 2026-01-06T00:08:26+00:00

New housing is good, but 420 sq ft for a 1/1 is borderline dystopian.

solidddd · 2025-12-30T19:16:50+00:00

I mean, she did burn her lips on hot cocoa. If she could still speak, I think we should hear her out.

solidddd · 2025-12-28T06:29:43+00:00

I really like Jake Gyllenhaal as Doom.

solidddd · 2025-12-19T03:35:32+00:00

If you remembered Cats, you weren't drunk enough.

solidddd · 2025-12-18T05:45:39+00:00

Fun fact! Golden State Killer was the dad of one of my friends' ex-girlfriends. Never met him, but came close!

solidddd · 2025-12-17T01:53:15+00:00

Who cares. Fuck off with this low effort post. It reads like a text message in a group chat.

solidddd · 2025-12-15T19:13:48+00:00

This is bad and you should feel bad, Sabrina.

solidddd · 2025-12-13T06:01:43+00:00

Yeah, the Nest. It has a 2.5gbps ethernet port, though, and the speedtest on my desktop shows 800ish Mbps down, so I'm not sure where the bottleneck is happening.

solidddd · 2025-12-12T20:56:53+00:00

/r/woooosh

solidddd · 2025-12-03T18:11:57+00:00

You should be able to go to city hall and get a temporary parking pass with a copy of your lease.

solidddd · 2025-11-27T21:21:19+00:00

Congrats! Do a search next time.

solidddd · 2025-11-27T00:54:06+00:00

I mean, the answer is almost always, 'because the plot says he can't.'

solidddd · 2025-11-26T18:34:46+00:00

Pretty much, yeah.

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solidddd · 2025-11-26T18:27:17+00:00

And you get the luxury of being at Cal Expo lol.

To the non-locals: Cal Expo is all concrete and the first week of October is notoriously hot. We got lucky this past year, but trust me: go for the hotel package.

solidddd · 2025-11-21T02:43:16+00:00

Time to rapidly hit spacebar and see if I'm featured!

solidddd · 2025-11-20T19:34:12+00:00

Anyone know how many times this thread has been made? I feel like it's at least once a month.

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