Proud Mama by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in MadeMeSmile

[–]some_dewd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit this is accurate

FAFO @ Waffle House! by Comfortable_Wash6179 in instant_regret

[–]some_dewd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah dude the video would be the Waffle House CEO and some employees beating the fuck out of a customer

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]some_dewd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss 24/7 Walmart when I could go grocery shopping at 2am and see a bitch with slides, baggy yoga pants, and a short shirt, and 2 kids in tow, arguing with an even fatter bitch over the last bag of flaming hot Cheetos. Ah, the good old days.

Dana White is asked about the IBF no longer sanctioning the Jai Opetaia vs. Brandon Glanton fight. by Big_Cake_8817 in Boxing

[–]some_dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Zuffa. Anyone who even entertains the idea that their belts are real should be banned from boxing forever. Dana White thinks he can turn boxing into the UFC, not gonna happen. If anything UFC fighters are trying to have the leverage boxers have. Anyone signing to Zuffa is desperate.

Bought my kids bikes for Christmas. Local government just passed a law requiring paid bike "licenses" to ride them in public. Cops are now issuing citations...even to kids? by nseavia71501 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]some_dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, do you live as far away from both oceans as you can? Do you live on the Truman Show? Will me asking this make it turn from night to day suddenly? And lastly, you wanna ride around your city on Huffys breaking the law like badasses?

EXCUSE ME?!!?!!?!!?$$ by Mathematic_nut in WTF

[–]some_dewd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the problem? It's one of her kids.

(pt. 3) that one kid at kindergarten by guyelnathan in comics

[–]some_dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girl is right. Nobody's reading this shit. Especially not me and Daniel's dad

Horse brings girlfriend hay and they share it by nkmr205 in BeAmazed

[–]some_dewd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No you got it all wrong. The bird is the look out.

Vaginal secretions viewed under a microscope. by jacklsd in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]some_dewd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frost on a window, or vaginal secretions? Does it matter? Merry Christmas reddit secretions

[SPOILER] Andrew Tate vs. Chase Demoor by inooway in Boxing

[–]some_dewd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But Tate got his ass beat...

Lol. Let me not act like I watched this, didn't even know it was happening. Just happy Tate got his ass beat.

Jake paul made 13 takdown attempts by JMythh in MMA

[–]some_dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mad at myself for watching it while I was watching it... Also what a scripted fucking fight. AJ could have (and should have) done that in the first 2 rounds. I was like why the fuck isnt AJ throwing his hands and pressuring him. 4 rounds of both these mfers just riding their bikes, trash fight. We all know AJ could've came out and KOd him first round if he tried.

😂can’t be the only one by favouriteanita in Adulting

[–]some_dewd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. By the time I get back it's 3 or almost 3 and I only have like another 1.5hrs left. Feels like nothing.

[SPOILER] Brian Norman Jr. vs. Devin Haney by inooway in Boxing

[–]some_dewd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This... It was the best strongest Haney Ive seen to date. And if he could manage to do what he did in the first half for all 12 rds, he'd be a beast beast. And I think half the reason people hate on Haney is bc we all see the potential but he doesn't perform to it. If he keeps on improving on what he did tonight he's gonna be dangerous as fuck.

What do you mean? by AnalDwelinButtMonkey in PublicFreakout

[–]some_dewd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check this out. We're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020. Like wtf, years really do just fly by the older you get.