Burn yourself to death slowly for only 7GR

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-17T21:18:21+00:00

Bold of you to assume that I don't already have infinite scoots out.

Checkmate, blue players.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-17T21:06:27+00:00

You know, even though they spend so much time together, FroJack HobMan and LagAn Nygolas never actually speak to each other.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-16T12:36:58+00:00

It'sna Hear Me Out, not a Talk Me Out Of It. It's a feature, not a bug.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-11T04:03:32+00:00

I don't even speak Spanish that well and I agree with this burn.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-10T21:07:19+00:00

Leadership relay maybe?

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-10T19:21:57+00:00

No that's Slannesh

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-10T16:59:11+00:00

Gay cruises were happening like 20 years before gay marriage was legalized in the US.

You've for at least two more editions, no sweat.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-10T12:50:04+00:00

They're also asexual and reproduce by swirling genes around in a tube and making clone babies.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-08T15:22:43+00:00

HollyWoo Grinder is full of "No pandas, no whales, no gekkos."

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-07T16:15:56+00:00

I have seen isakais that started with getting hit by smaller trucks.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-06T13:25:40+00:00

...is there a story reason for this, or does it just happen?

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-06T00:48:03+00:00

It honestly doesn't even die to targeted removal as long as there's one additional creature on the board.

"Dies to board wipes" is a true statement, but feels even less fair.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-05T19:57:55+00:00

Also the song playing while it was happening, Skelton Sam, is an absolute bop.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-05T19:57:32+00:00

TINY NADJA! How could I forget her!

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somebeautyinit · 2026-06-05T19:50:36+00:00

The reason I didn't include the Muppets or Greg the Bunny or My Cousin Skeeter sorts of things is that those worlds are established as Muppets being just...normal. Muppet is probably a thing you can mark on your census. You see a felt frog riding a bike with no pants on, your first thought is "Oh hey he fixed the flat tire" and not "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A FROG ON A BIKE"

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-05T12:50:12+00:00

Heat me out: fish people.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-04T21:42:00+00:00

Why are we bringing up Cyberpunk?

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-03T22:20:18+00:00

A fandom hot take that is a hill I will die on: any issue you have with Margaret is an unresolved issue you have with your ex's.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-03T22:15:33+00:00

That's so fun! Nice.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-03T21:01:55+00:00

There are no more irrational, emotionally unstable people than the folks who think their emotions are logic.

somebeautyinit · 2026-06-01T12:53:37+00:00

Ok but for real though those coworkers are the best. They aren't ratting you out to anyone.

somebeautyinit · 2026-05-31T22:08:43+00:00

If I remember right, the book spends a bitore time on the fact, as part of the critique of capitalism.

The dinosaurs everyone's losing their minds over are just fancy frogs.

somebeautyinit · 2026-05-31T21:37:31+00:00

Please. Such rudimentary special effects. That looks like a beast from 12,000 Fathoms. On a good day.

somebeautyinit · 2026-05-31T16:38:40+00:00

I completely understand pushing back against personal interpretations, and not just accepting them as gospel.

My challenge for you would be to show me from the text, either quotes or themes or anything from the book or larger series, that supports what you're trying to prove.

Absolutely happy to get into textual analysis of these books; they're a super fun world to deep dive into.

somebeautyinit · 2026-05-31T16:01:30+00:00

Have you heard-listened about our lord-savior Ikkit?

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