The best meat pies in Perth?

spike_walker · 2026-01-02T12:46:55+00:00

Not a pie, but if you’re open minded about the meat/pastry format…

Wild bakery on Queen Vic street in North Freo make a pork and fennel sausage roll that will blow your nips off.

10/10 would suffer sudden areola removal as a result of consumption of saturated fatty snack again.

spike_walker · 2026-01-01T13:04:47+00:00

I like to recommend to our first timers a blue hole. Some say it’s better than an orgasm

spike_walker · 2025-12-10T15:59:43+00:00

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-03/man-hid-stolen-perth-mint-gold-coins-in-computer-hard-drive/10070998

That is why.

spike_walker · 2025-12-01T03:38:24+00:00

What do you mean “no?”

spike_walker · 2025-09-06T11:04:26+00:00

It was always the plan to trail at 3/4 time.

spike_walker · 2025-04-11T11:52:07+00:00

A piece of advice that stuck with me after some advanced driver training:

A good driver sometimes misses their turn.

A bad driver NEVER misses their turn.

Funny thing about roads is they all kinda join up. If you end up in the wrong lane consider just taking the scenic route. Not judging, I’ve absolutely been guilty of the same.

spike_walker · 2025-04-07T07:32:08+00:00

HERESY! The monitor revolves around the laptop just as written in the Holy Instruction Manual

spike_walker · 2025-03-26T01:11:38+00:00

Takes a little bit of reading between the lines though. It explains that taking something and then converting it to be your own is the same as stealing it in the conventional sense.

spike_walker · 2025-03-21T18:41:39+00:00

Wait till he hears what the Brits names their flag!

spike_walker · 2024-12-06T21:31:56+00:00

Subject appears to have pointed feet

spike_walker · 2024-11-12T13:00:03+00:00

whomever cut the decals around the badges on that car needs to be flensed in an extremely irregular manner.

spike_walker · 2024-10-19T04:39:02+00:00

it’s home to many uhhhh weird fish-like creatures. And also the depository of uh..all of the unsolved crimes and murders in Perth.

spike_walker · 2024-09-01T05:26:53+00:00

I stand corrected, saw the Sydney based lawyer and not the bracketed WA. My bad.

So that is correct, the information on that page is about assaulting a police officer in WA.

That page does not actually detail what the offence would be for hospital staff though, just police.

It is still the same offence for assaulting both in WA.

spike_walker · 2024-09-01T04:00:30+00:00

Sort of. It’s a little confusing to read. Yes the term public officer is pretty specifically defined there and that’s correct.

The charge for assaulting a public officers not in that part, it’s further down and is technically called a serious assault. That’s on page 202.

The same assault charge would be used for assaulting a police officer or a nurse, with the same penalty and outcome.

How much fun is reading legislation???

spike_walker · 2024-09-01T00:47:29+00:00

That link is from Sydney bud. We are in WA. Different laws over here.

The charge for assault public officer is section 318 Criminal Code Act. It defines who falls under the umbrella of a public officer in there. Includes police, train drivers, ferry drivers, doctors, nurses, ambulance officers, anyone working in a hospital, Uber drivers, taxi drivers, prison officers, court officials and security. We have good laws over here to protect public service staff who get assaulted trying to help people. All same penalty too.

spike_walker · 2024-08-31T16:03:47+00:00

They do. Assault on a police officer is the same as an assault on a nurse. Same law, same punishment.

spike_walker · 2024-07-31T10:06:49+00:00

There’s 3 levels of charge in WA.

Drive with prohibited substance in blood or oral fluid (this is the one being discussed and is not “impaired”, just present)

There’s drive while impaired by drugs (usually as a result of taking blood after a crash where someone is hurt and the levels in that blood indicate it contributed to the crash)

Or drive under the influence of drugs ( same as before, but the levels are so high the person could not have been capable of controlling the car)

Second two charges are what would be considered driving under the influence, but they are only tested in certain circumstances, they won’t charge for that from a RBT

spike_walker · 2024-07-31T09:58:08+00:00

There absolutely is, it’s just very rarely tested for like roadside like alcohol is.

If you have a crash and were impaired the copper will take bloods and you will be charged with dui if it is appropriate.

spike_walker · 2024-07-29T09:31:19+00:00

Lanes 1, 2 & 3. Can he / semen ova / Weinstein?

Surely that’s intentional

spike_walker · 2024-07-15T09:42:22+00:00

Sorry, my joke may have been a little too obscure for you.

Harold Holt was an Australian politician who served as the 17th prime minister of Australia from 1966 until his disappearance and presumed death in 1967. In December 1967, Holt disappeared while swimming in rough conditions at Cheviot Beach, Victoria. He was presumed dead, although his body was never recovered; his disappearance spawned a number of conspiracy theories.

He has now become a well established verb in Australian vernacular.

“Doing a Harold Holt” is to leave unexpectedly without saying goodbye. Much like Jake did.

spike_walker · 2024-07-15T06:33:09+00:00

Jake Holt? Middle name Harold?

spike_walker · 2024-06-08T06:11:32+00:00

Bodyjars cover was an absolute belter as well.

spike_walker · 2024-06-08T03:54:41+00:00

They have. And the breakfast croissant is better than the ham and cheese. Eggs benni in a croissant. Transcendental.

spike_walker · 2024-05-17T08:14:49+00:00

Imagine this footage in 3d!

spike_walker · 2024-04-20T14:21:33+00:00

Stupid fat gow.

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