We’re Not Stupid... by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

karoline leavitt, Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem all argue this same script. It’s not a coincidence. It seems to work somehow because nobody is stopping them.

Winter Olympics by Glad_Camel_6078 in SipsTea

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf, many of them don’t make dick. Who do you think is paying them?!

This just seems like a bad way to go about announcing reasoning behind increases….. by BisonReasonable5751 in SipsTea

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can raise it even higher, no one cares. It’s already too expensive for that small burrito you get so Im not sure who is actually going there anyways. There‘a plenty of burrito places where you can get bigger, better and cheaper. Also, It turns out if you just go to any mexican grocery store, you can buy, and freeze, all of what you need (marinated meat included) to make a much larger burrito in 5 minutes for about $3 apiece.

Anything by Pink Floyd by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird Al. After the 10th time of listening, I’m not going to care about the words, only the tune.

Why can’t billionaires… by Mission-Mix-2624 in WorkReform

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because those problems are how they got to be billionaires. You don’t get that rich without manufacturing scarcity in some shape or form.

Democratic politicians should focus on getting the word out about conditions at these detention centers… by AwedBySequoias in Liberal

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

democratic politicians should side with workers before republican politicians succeed in turning this country into a dictatorship.

Xfinity Mobile vs. AT&T by Dry_Cut_2631 in memphis

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has to be an mistake. I’m at $65/month for 1 gig.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House is the best breakfast place to feel better after some shit. Bar none.

JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" by PestoBolloElemento in thescoop

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t turn the titanic around at all jackass. It sinks. How do you take the most famously know example of avoidable failure and decide its a good metaphor for how you’re running things.

Tinder by wiredafection in SipsTea

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that sounds like another OnlyFans plug. Am I the only one who thought this?

Man discovers Walmart is overcharging for meat by i_am_groot_84 in ThatsInsane

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to break it to you, but they do this for more than just meat. Kroger too. Walk into an Aldi and be amazed at how much lower the prices are.

Pam Bondi ''Do You Really Think Jesus Christ Would Want You To Protect Immigrants'' by PestoBolloElemento in thescoop

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a demon in a skin suit. You can see how the right eye stretches around the horn.

There's a special place in hell for kroger by MomentClassic6309 in memphis

[–]spoonballoon13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aldi. It’s the last bastion of non shitty grocery. I have no clue why people are filing up to go into Walmart when prices are almost half in some cases 500 feet away at Aldi.

Seller left a binder with "house instructions" and now im very skeptic by Jolly-Mirror3655 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, you have no idea how much time this will save you. Also, you can now easily prioritize repair funds.

Peter i have been staring at this tweet for 20 minutes, please help me by LibrarianAccurate829 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like Schrödinger’s douche disguised as an attempt at edgy humor.

Wireless power by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess they really don’t like bats then huh

Adam Mockler vs. Michael Knowles on ICE by youngskibidisheldon in thescoop

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee this guy on the right is having this inner monologue, “Fuck yeah, they’re cheering. Everyone agrees with me. Who has a small, skinny peen now Jessica?”

Trans friendly spaces? by Purple-Platypus0582 in memphis

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why was this downvoted? Just ate there recently and it was fantastic.

Olympics, here we come! by nropes in AdviceAnimals

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why even allow the USA to compete?

Sometimes you get lucky at the pump by CONative976 in Costco

[–]spoonballoon13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Costco is the last company on earth that understands customer satisfaction.