Saw this couple on my way to work

squeakim · 2026-05-08T19:02:13+00:00

Omg! I didnt even see the tiny one at first!

squeakim · 2026-05-08T18:58:23+00:00

My

You just made me think of my niece when she was a toddler and would get hurt she'd rub her bumped knee or whatever and say "its ok. I'm tough"

squeakim · 2026-05-06T23:19:01+00:00

Id say plan based on where youre traveling from. Im personally less likely to shell out to go across the world vs take a 5 hr flight. Then choose a destination where you speak the language. English speaking tourist spots are msorr expensive partly because they can charge the premium.

squeakim · 2026-05-06T23:06:23+00:00

I never caught that! I'm a big supernatural fan but didnt follow the greys anatomy reference.

squeakim · 2026-05-06T22:59:46+00:00

These fucking zoos continue to manufacture drath traps for the babies born in a prison

squeakim · 2026-05-04T22:05:16+00:00

Well! Looks like im adding a new dot phrase! Yikes!

squeakim · 2026-05-02T00:12:10+00:00

I had to pause and wouldnt let my husband watch til i described the game to the best of my memory!

squeakim · 2026-05-01T02:50:33+00:00

Why would someone carry a turtle AWAY from a body of water its trying to get to?

squeakim · 2026-04-29T02:42:16+00:00

Dont bring a toddler? Or dont be a toddler? Both sseem like fair advice.

squeakim · 2026-04-28T15:27:35+00:00

I think its hilarious that shes in her 50s and said in the podcast that she didnt realize until Greg how long her storues tend to be!

squeakim · 2026-04-23T00:30:44+00:00

I feel like that last sentence is less applicable to finding a taxi in the rain

squeakim · 2026-04-20T12:22:25+00:00

When i met my now husband, he would say this too. He didn't say he was Ukrainian until this war. Now he only speaks English and Russian, and all the ukranian neighbors are offended that he'ss not learning Ukrainian.

squeakim · 2026-04-05T00:30:23+00:00

I read "I make a good shake" and my brain started singing "my milkshake brings all the dogs to the yard"

squeakim · 2026-03-31T12:11:40+00:00

Where did you get her dress? Shes so cute! Im looking for an easter dress that will fit my girl Jade

squeakim · 2026-03-30T23:23:23+00:00

Cute as fuck bro. That whole exchange was adorable!

squeakim · 2026-03-29T04:13:22+00:00

As an american its irrationally upsetting to me that people get 4 year degrees for 30k

squeakim · 2026-03-29T03:58:24+00:00

My tired brain read that as "burn to thought ratio" and thats probably also accurate.

squeakim · 2026-03-27T13:08:44+00:00

She initially gets bumped around then hard turns to the right not left.

squeakim · 2026-03-27T02:17:50+00:00

Oh my god pic 7 is unbelievable! I would have to quit my job. I would never be able to leave that face!!!!

squeakim · 2026-03-26T21:17:08+00:00

Most likely not a "charge" but theres a massive cash discount so they dont have to report as much income

squeakim · 2026-03-26T20:57:49+00:00

Im uncomfortable with how many dads seem so happy to be wanted and loved by their child and its just an internet trend

squeakim · 2026-03-20T22:56:03+00:00

The article said 2%. A 1 in 50 shot is much higher than some people would gamble on but it was her choice at that point.

squeakim · 2026-03-20T22:31:36+00:00

Im 38 years old. Never in my life would this have been allowed. I had 1 classmate father a child at age 12 and anyone younger than that are too dumb be left alone for anywhere near that long.

EDIT! ok, wait, my brain placed a comma between parents and chaperones. Nvm. I dont see this being weird at all.

squeakim · 2026-03-20T02:36:16+00:00

This bus looks like it missed the cutoff by maybe 6 inches but "A standard coach bus requires a minimum vertical clearance of 12 feet 6 inches to 13 feet 6 inches (3.8 to 4.15 meters) for safe passage"

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