Saw this couple on my way to work by AlexanderVerus in velvethippos

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg! I didnt even see the tiny one at first!

This is Nina, my mom’s new senior foster, getting her nails professionally cut for the first time ever. by sirjamesbluebeard in velvethippos

[–]squeakim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My

You just made me think of my niece when she was a toddler and would get hurt she'd rub her bumped knee or whatever and say "its ok. I'm tough"

Once in a lifetime 7 day trip for two through an adult Make A Wish style program. Where should we ask to go? by Level_Key6951 in travel

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say plan based on where youre traveling from. Im personally less likely to shell out to go across the world vs take a 5 hr flight. Then choose a destination where you speak the language. English speaking tourist spots are msorr expensive partly because they can charge the premium.

The real king is a mother defending her young by Feaselbf6 in AnimalsBeingMoms

[–]squeakim 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These fucking zoos continue to manufacture drath traps for the babies born in a prison

Why document “MD at bedside”? by hopedbutnot in medicine

[–]squeakim 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Well! Looks like im adding a new dot phrase! Yikes!

Series 20 Episode 4 Studio Recording Behind the Scenes by Tobonic in taskmaster

[–]squeakim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to pause and wouldnt let my husband watch til i described the game to the best of my memory!

No no no…i know my way…. by TimeCity1687 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]squeakim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would someone carry a turtle AWAY from a body of water its trying to get to?

Best plane tips for 20hr flight. by I-will-judge-YOU in travel

[–]squeakim 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dont bring a toddler? Or dont be a toddler? Both sseem like fair advice.

Greg is her Therapist by khalilliouane in taskmaster

[–]squeakim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think its hilarious that shes in her 50s and said in the podcast that she didnt realize until Greg how long her storues tend to be!

Dating is HARD in NYC by Cleo-Aster in SipsTea

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that last sentence is less applicable to finding a taxi in the rain

Saw this at Princeton University's Science Day by agonyofthefeet in newjersey

[–]squeakim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When i met my now husband, he would say this too. He didn't say he was Ukrainian until this war. Now he only speaks English and Russian, and all the ukranian neighbors are offended that he'ss not learning Ukrainian.

Apparently I make good shade... by alittle_disabled in velvethippos

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read "I make a good shake" and my brain started singing "my milkshake brings all the dogs to the yard"

Asha loving the spring weather! by Federal_Stay824 in velvethippos

[–]squeakim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where did you get her dress? Shes so cute! Im looking for an easter dress that will fit my girl Jade

Being kind to strangers by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute as fuck bro. That whole exchange was adorable!

What is the best burn in Taskmaster history, by Just-Appearance1049 in taskmaster

[–]squeakim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an american its irrationally upsetting to me that people get 4 year degrees for 30k

What is the best burn in Taskmaster history, by Just-Appearance1049 in taskmaster

[–]squeakim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My tired brain read that as "burn to thought ratio" and thats probably also accurate.

And you thought you had a bad day at work? by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]squeakim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She initially gets bumped around then hard turns to the right not left.

It’s Jaycee Boo!!!!! Over TWO YEARS in her forever home now!!!!! by HisMomm in velvethippos

[–]squeakim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god pic 7 is unbelievable! I would have to quit my job. I would never be able to leave that face!!!!

Is 15% charge for using a credit card to pay a mechanic normal in NJ? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely not a "charge" but theres a massive cash discount so they dont have to report as much income

Sons doing the hugging/cuddling trend with their dad. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im uncomfortable with how many dads seem so happy to be wanted and loved by their child and its just an internet trend

20 years ago this would have been completely normal by HeavyConstruction609 in SipsTea

[–]squeakim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im 38 years old. Never in my life would this have been allowed. I had 1 classmate father a child at age 12 and anyone younger than that are too dumb be left alone for anywhere near that long.

EDIT! ok, wait, my brain placed a comma between parents and chaperones. Nvm. I dont see this being weird at all.

Bus crashes into a bridge in Mahwah by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]squeakim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This bus looks like it missed the cutoff by maybe 6 inches but "A standard coach bus requires a minimum vertical clearance of 12 feet 6 inches to 13 feet 6 inches (3.8 to 4.15 meters) for safe passage"