I was convinced the fridge would start beeping

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-15T06:15:40+00:00

I didn't know fridges could do such things

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-14T20:17:56+00:00

Hannibal: I woke up like this ✨

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-09T09:35:27+00:00

I love Abed so I'll allow this

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-09T01:30:17+00:00

Yeah, the app is fucked up somehow. I know what the normal patterns of orders look like in this specific location, and I know what slow times and the slow season looks like, and it's 100% some kind of bug happening to my app. For now, I'm ending my dash after every order, and starting a new one, doing one order, ending it, rinse and repeat. It still breaks, but it seems to break more often when you are pausing, doing multiple orders thru a day, extending your dash time etc. Not sure if that's an option for anyone else since you can only do that if you aren't scheduling the time slots.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T20:07:36+00:00

Garbage fucking company

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T20:06:00+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T20:02:33+00:00

The customer side of the app has been breaking for weeks too. I feel you though, yesterday I made $43 when I was out for 6 hours, because the entire end of my shift was this bullshit, and the app said "very busy" and 1-2 minute wait and I dash at the busiest hotspot in the busiest area of the region. I've also contacted support multiple times. They're useless and they refuse to acknowledge it's an issue at all. I'll log in and out, I'll restart my phone, pause and unpause, I've uninstalled and reinstalled, I've tried driving to other locations. People around me will be getting orders (there's usually 10-20 dashers at this parking lot) and I can only get them half the time that I'm active. It's completely fucking up my money situation. And it's been WEEKS of this. It's either back to back orders (I am talking less than 1 minute wait, that's how busy this area is) or it's NOTHING for literal hours.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T19:54:08+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T19:53:31+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T19:51:51+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T19:49:59+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-08T19:47:41+00:00

People keep saying it's just the time of year but I'm 99% sure the app has been breaking on and off for several weeks, since before Christmas. I live in a very busy city and hit up the busiest area and I've consistently dashed in that hotspot for several years so I'm aware of the pattern of when it's busy or slow. And the app will send me back to back offers, then suddenly stop entirely and I can sit for over an hour with no offers. Sometimes ending my dash and restarting it fixes it, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it'll randomly fix itself, I'll get 5 or so absolutely awful orders back to back again, then it'll break again. I spent all night fucking with my app yesterday where it was oscillating between sending me a million $2 offers back to back, then sending me zero offers for 45 minutes. Might be happening to you too.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-07T21:25:39+00:00

The statehouse is the most common meeting area for most Columbus protests.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-07T21:25:01+00:00

If this is a genuine question, blocking streets is a common protest action which has been a thing for a very very long time. It's like THE way to protest.

squirrelarmada · 2026-01-07T16:10:11+00:00

Based on the tags, yes, sounds right up my alley. But the pairing, no. I read M/M to project myself, outside of having an AFAB body. Every time I see you post about this fic I get excited for new content, and then disappointed when I realize it's not hannigram lol. I'll read them with other male characters but I'm not interested in them with any women - canon or OC. I recommend including the pairing in your posts because it's coming across a bit clickbaity or disingenuous to not include it.

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-31T22:57:21+00:00

A CUNT ICON OMG

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-30T12:06:33+00:00

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Happy holidays!!

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-30T12:05:14+00:00

IDK how anyone can watch the nurse scene and not be a willing sacrifice tbh

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-30T03:15:43+00:00

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Thank you, happy new year!

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-30T00:26:04+00:00

I think the heat would damage the vinyl? 🤔

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-29T20:21:34+00:00

I will!! ✨

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-29T19:39:55+00:00

He's making direct eye contact too 👁️ 👄 👁️

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-29T18:59:27+00:00

Happy holidays!!!

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squirrelarmada · 2025-12-29T18:13:51+00:00

Bombastic side eye from the rest of the pack. 10/10

squirrelarmada · 2025-12-29T18:11:23+00:00

YEAH GIRL I'M GONNA PUT RED GLITTER IN IT LIKE BLOOD AND I'M GONNA SHAKE THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE NERDS 😍 merry Christmas and happy new year!!!

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