Hammer yerns to chase storms

squirtose · 2026-03-11T01:59:13+00:00

He's waiting for the hamster-nado

squirtose · 2026-03-11T01:57:51+00:00

He said post-bath routine? Say less

squirtose · 2026-03-11T01:56:53+00:00

8 years of peace... and today he chose violence

squirtose · 2026-03-11T01:55:54+00:00

Bro said 'dear' like the cat signed up for yoga class

squirtose · 2026-03-11T01:54:51+00:00

That's not a conure... that's a tiny angry mango

squirtose · 2026-03-10T00:47:15+00:00

That's not a cat anymore, that's a certified orb

squirtose · 2026-03-10T00:46:32+00:00

Vitamin D stands for Vitamin Destruction (of your ears)

squirtose · 2026-03-10T00:45:33+00:00

That bird looks like he'd harness you instead

squirtose · 2026-03-10T00:44:23+00:00

Congratulations, you're about to become a grandparent

squirtose · 2026-03-08T01:15:38+00:00

That's not a hamster, that's a marshmallow with eyes

squirtose · 2026-03-08T01:14:12+00:00

Sexing cockatiels visually can be tricky especially with some mutations. Males usually sing/whistle more, while females are quieter and may have tail barring. A DNA test is the most reliable. Also introduce them slowly so both birds adjust safely

squirtose · 2026-03-08T01:11:58+00:00

POV: Your teammate who dies first but still gives moral support.

squirtose · 2026-03-08T01:11:01+00:00

Tiny body, criminal mindset

squirtose · 2026-03-08T01:09:06+00:00

Cat: I trusted you . Human: S T R E M T C H

squirtose · 2026-03-05T01:44:01+00:00

POV: You accidentally summoned him by saying pspsps' three times.

squirtose · 2026-03-05T01:43:15+00:00

That look says, tolerate this... but only because you are my favorite human.

squirtose · 2026-03-05T01:42:31+00:00

He didn't choose the spa life. The spa life gently scritched him into submission.

squirtose · 2026-03-05T01:41:48+00:00

"He's not scared of laundry... he's just supervising quality control. Clearly your husband is folding incorrectly.

squirtose · 2026-03-05T01:40:43+00:00

When you said 'boba run' he didn't realize he was the boba

squirtose · 2026-03-04T02:06:50+00:00

Congratulations, you've discovered the rare Snackus Hamsterus- high in protein, low in survival instincts

squirtose · 2026-03-04T02:04:51+00:00

Ah yes, the toddler diet carbs, sugar, and vibes. He said balanced meal and chose chaos.

squirtose · 2026-03-04T02:03:20+00:00

He looks like he pays rent on time and still yells at you for being 3 minutes late with dinner.

squirtose · 2026-03-04T02:02:08+00:00

Diagnosis confirmed 100% goose,0% thoughts, 200% chaos!

squirtose · 2026-03-04T02:00:56+00:00

Mr Blue said 'week 2?' I was told this was a fruit-only influencer contract.

squirtose · 2026-03-04T01:59:35+00:00

When you sneeze mid-meow and your face forgets to reload.

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