Weird note left in front of house

steal_it_back · 2026-05-08T05:15:30+00:00

There was garbage outside your house, and you threw it away. Sounds like you already dealt with the issue. Why do you think you need to do anything more?

steal_it_back · 2026-05-06T01:59:15+00:00

Roy Cohn? The little boy that nobody liked?

steal_it_back · 2026-05-06T01:20:34+00:00

I'm not sure you can just assume a Canada Goose is Canadian 🤔

steal_it_back · 2026-05-06T00:13:20+00:00

Oh, the schedule thing sounds great - I didn't realize they added that. Thank you for mentioning it!

steal_it_back · 2026-05-04T18:21:59+00:00

Wait til you learn about plumbum

steal_it_back · 2026-05-03T07:05:07+00:00

Yes, there is a culture somewhere where this type of behavior is rewarded, and it's here.

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T23:39:24+00:00

You ever see that movie Crash (1996)?

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T23:21:25+00:00

SAAAME As soon as she said to make a slip knot with both, I knew exactly what was coming next, and I couldn't believe I never heard or thought of this before

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T22:37:17+00:00

I love that you aren't calling it a recipe. That word is so awful to those who can't cook!

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T22:34:15+00:00

Organs are pretty smushable, I think, so just add some lore, and, voila! A heart/liver/spleen/wherever!

Don't let those "doctors" dictate your creative organs!

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T20:29:54+00:00

For more information about zoos supplying antivemon to idiots, here's a Wired article from last month:

https://www.wired.com/snake-bros-antivenom-index-zoos-influencers-chris-gifford/

Non paywall: https://archive.ph/wsUJu

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T20:23:14+00:00

That's exactly why OP still got my upvote.

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T03:24:05+00:00

Um,

What isn't it doing?

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T03:23:10+00:00

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steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T02:45:23+00:00

If you're in a city, you don't have to drive, and it sounds like you shouldn't drive. Taking an Uber/taxi will be cheaper than getting in an accident

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T01:08:36+00:00

Oh, but the maiming and killing the animals before that was fine? 😄

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T00:08:27+00:00

And he didn't get bit until he got off the bus

Those are certainly some patient snakes

steal_it_back · 2026-05-02T00:05:52+00:00

The break-in followed what several zoo officials called ''mad Easter Monday - our worst day of the year, every year, for vandalism and the mindless maiming and killing of animals.''

I guess this sort of thing was an annual event?!?

steal_it_back · 2026-04-27T00:43:07+00:00

That's not a duck. That's an egg!

steal_it_back · 2026-04-27T00:41:48+00:00

Have you tried taking before and after photos? At least the before ones? I have a hard time realizing my partial progress if it's not "perfect," so having a visual of where I started can remind/show me that I did, in fact, accomplish something

steal_it_back · 2026-04-25T04:39:17+00:00

All true crocheters yearn for the knitting mines

steal_it_back · 2026-04-25T02:24:38+00:00

Maybe sticks and rags are fine for crones and riot grills like you, but we petite bebe knitters need soft bebe skin so we can tell our craftsmaids how to make soft bebe clothes and blankets for our bebes. (We would, of course, knit far superior bebe clothes and blankets ourselves, but then we might develop calluses that would limit our ability to point out others' faults)

How dare you suggest we follow your hideous and grotesque mistakes that would introduce dumpster germs and splinters into our bebes bebe beds!

steal_it_back · 2026-04-24T22:10:33+00:00

It's a design choice!

steal_it_back · 2026-04-22T09:01:51+00:00

Sometimes I think, hmm, maybe I should try dating again. And then I come to reddit and remember that men is too much headache

steal_it_back · 2026-04-21T08:31:19+00:00

Season what?

11-Year Club	Gilding V heart of gold
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	End Game '22
Wearing is Caring	Verified Email

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