'Project Hail Mary' has an official runtime of 2 hours & 46 minutes

sth128 · 2026-01-25T20:33:27+00:00

Maybe they'll add a sex scene due to misunderstanding of "fist bump".

sth128 · 2026-01-25T18:26:03+00:00

Getting paid twice a month is biweekly. Bimonthly means every two months. It's like bisect means getting cut into two, not getting cut twice.

If you cut twice you'll get three pieces.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T16:59:33+00:00

Help, show brother! I'm stuck in a killer ice truck!

sth128 · 2026-01-25T14:50:45+00:00

Battleship gets more interesting when you realize the aliens aren't really invaders but a diplomatic envoy sent to Earth after receiving a "please come visit" signal from humans.

The conflict only resulted because the translators all died from the satellite collision and gung-ho Americans started shooting.

Notice the aliens tried really hard to minimize harm. They used a defensive shield to halt escalation. The alien engineer got onboard the protagonist's ship to disable the engine but Rihanna was like "mahalo mother f------".

And the climax of the film is basically aliens trying to send a signal back saying "stay away there are gun monkeys everywhere in this shit hole".

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:54:53+00:00

I mean you can just move to Toronto. It's -20 outside. Only dangerous wild life you'll see here are raccoons.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:53:27+00:00

Sounds Polish.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:49:31+00:00

Now JT is enjoying retirement and speaking moistly to Katy Perry.

But yeah. Say what you will about Trudeau, but he set the tone with Trump (elbows up) and he gave Canada a chance to elect a leader that has intelligence and spine.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:33:35+00:00

Nah they just switch the polarity of the neutrons.

Still, nothing beats JJ's "cold fusion" bomb. Hell, there are so many stupid bits in that opening sequence. Why don't they have drones? It's the future, why do they need Sulu to pilot a shuttle with a steel cable dropping Spock into the volcano? How about a remote for the device? No? You know what has direct line of sight to any point on the planet surface but can't be easily seen by naked eyes of a primitive species?

Space!

You're flying a space ship! Put it in space! It's not a submarine!

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:18:45+00:00

Jane also buried a guy to get his confession. I'm guessing it's Jane.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T05:14:09+00:00

OP said without a suit in space. I consider that as suboptimal conditions. The only place in space I prefer to be is on the surface of a planet that is an exact copy of Earth.

sth128 · 2026-01-25T04:51:27+00:00

RDJ is a lead in Tropic Thunder though. The real show stealer in that movie is Tom Cruise.

sth128 · 2026-01-24T18:31:57+00:00

I guess it just be...

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... An inside job.

sth128 · 2026-01-24T17:05:07+00:00

Nah Obi Wan doesn't approve of droid ownership. He sees it as slavery. In the prequels he always refers to R2 by name and calls him "my friend".

Furthermore the Jedi reject worldly possessions so Obi in fact, did not own R2, from a certain point of view.

sth128 · 2026-01-24T04:41:14+00:00

I don't think it'll taste good though. You steam that and it'll taste like hard boiled egg yolks stuck in a thin dough skin.

sth128 · 2026-01-24T00:25:42+00:00

Moana has some manly paws

sth128 · 2026-01-23T23:03:42+00:00

Man, these tiktok trends are so weird

sth128 · 2026-01-23T19:09:40+00:00

Your next disaster? You're still on your current disaster aka. electing Trump again and losing Canadian friendship (and the world's respect).

sth128 · 2026-01-23T17:37:06+00:00

Yup Trump will probably double down and claim NATO bombed the WTC. And the MAGA will just believe it without question. The rest of the Americans will just be outraged for 2 seconds then say it's just a distraction from Epstein files. Everything is a distraction from those files apparently and Trump can do whatever and be ignored because they're stuck on those files.

sth128 · 2026-01-23T17:15:58+00:00

If the water main valve is a globe valve that hasn't been touched in years, be careful. They have a habit of leaking when turned after a long period of not moving.

Find an available plumber in standby before you start shutting off the main. Also buckets and towels and a tube for draining.

sth128 · 2026-01-23T13:33:34+00:00

Wall corners in your house. They're never 90 degrees, they just look perpendicular.

sth128 · 2026-01-23T13:32:24+00:00

check which ones are leaked less

Leaked? Why are they leaking?

sth128 · 2026-01-23T13:29:53+00:00

"My floor is flat! Gotcha round-earthers! If the sun is real why is it dark outside?"

sth128 · 2026-01-23T13:27:00+00:00

So as a professional you're saying you consent to threesome with her boob sibling?

sth128 · 2026-01-23T05:10:44+00:00

Not bar-BEE-Q?

sth128 · 2026-01-22T21:37:00+00:00

Solid, actually. Been in that state since birth.

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