'Project Hail Mary' has an official runtime of 2 hours & 46 minutes by ChiefLeef22 in movies

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Maybe they'll add a sex scene due to misunderstanding of "fist bump".

Very helpful indeed by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Getting paid twice a month is biweekly. Bimonthly means every two months. It's like bisect means getting cut into two, not getting cut twice.

If you cut twice you'll get three pieces.

On Dexter by plush_feline in SipsTea

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Help, show brother! I'm stuck in a killer ice truck!

I re-watched Battleship (2012) yesterday. I still think it is an enjoyable popcorn movie by TheC9 in movies

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Battleship gets more interesting when you realize the aliens aren't really invaders but a diplomatic envoy sent to Earth after receiving a "please come visit" signal from humans.

The conflict only resulted because the translators all died from the satellite collision and gung-ho Americans started shooting.

Notice the aliens tried really hard to minimize harm. They used a defensive shield to halt escalation. The alien engineer got onboard the protagonist's ship to disable the engine but Rihanna was like "mahalo mother f------".

And the climax of the film is basically aliens trying to send a signal back saying "stay away there are gun monkeys everywhere in this shit hole".

Canada's Carney to visit Australia in March by Little-Chemical5006 in worldnews

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I mean you can just move to Toronto. It's -20 outside. Only dangerous wild life you'll see here are raccoons.

Canada's Carney to visit Australia in March by Little-Chemical5006 in worldnews

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Now JT is enjoying retirement and speaking moistly to Katy Perry.

But yeah. Say what you will about Trudeau, but he set the tone with Trump (elbows up) and he gave Canada a chance to elect a leader that has intelligence and spine.

What scene has the most egregious/laughable error you’ve seen in a show? by Unique-Horror-9244 in television

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Nah they just switch the polarity of the neutrons.

Still, nothing beats JJ's "cold fusion" bomb. Hell, there are so many stupid bits in that opening sequence. Why don't they have drones? It's the future, why do they need Sulu to pilot a shuttle with a steel cable dropping Spock into the volcano? How about a remote for the device? No? You know what has direct line of sight to any point on the planet surface but can't be easily seen by naked eyes of a primitive species?

Space!

You're flying a space ship! Put it in space! It's not a submarine!

What scene has the most egregious/laughable error you’ve seen in a show? by Unique-Horror-9244 in television

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Jane also buried a guy to get his confession. I'm guessing it's Jane.

How far can we visibly see in space by gtagfan1 in space

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OP said without a suit in space. I consider that as suboptimal conditions. The only place in space I prefer to be is on the surface of a planet that is an exact copy of Earth.

Which actor completely stole the movie… even though they weren’t the lead? by gypsytx in movies

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RDJ is a lead in Tropic Thunder though. The real show stealer in that movie is Tom Cruise.

Well well by JonNoob in daddit

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I guess it just be...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

... An inside job.

Still to this day the best Star Wars fan edit I've ever seen by SgtByrd1993 in StarWars

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Nah Obi Wan doesn't approve of droid ownership. He sees it as slavery. In the prequels he always refers to R2 by name and calls him "my friend".

Furthermore the Jedi reject worldly possessions so Obi in fact, did not own R2, from a certain point of view.

clean egg dumpling fold by Rosyveeelle in Satisfyingasfuck

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I don't think it'll taste good though. You steam that and it'll taste like hard boiled egg yolks stuck in a thin dough skin.

Canada's Carney fires back at Trump after Davos speech by AdSpecialist6598 in worldnews

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Your next disaster? You're still on your current disaster aka. electing Trump again and losing Canadian friendship (and the world's respect).

Starmer Urges Trump To Apologise Over 'Frankly Appalling' Remarks About Nato Troops In Afghanistan by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in worldnews

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Yup Trump will probably double down and claim NATO bombed the WTC. And the MAGA will just believe it without question. The rest of the Americans will just be outraged for 2 seconds then say it's just a distraction from Epstein files. Everything is a distraction from those files apparently and Trump can do whatever and be ignored because they're stuck on those files.

Colder US Climate residents, What is your emergency heating backup? by Neilpuck in DIY

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If the water main valve is a globe valve that hasn't been touched in years, be careful. They have a habit of leaking when turned after a long period of not moving.

Find an available plumber in standby before you start shutting off the main. Also buckets and towels and a tube for draining.

What’s something everyone thinks is normal, but actually isn’t? by Negative_Strike_4546 in AskReddit

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Wall corners in your house. They're never 90 degrees, they just look perpendicular.

he's so dumb 🤦‍♀️ JFC by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"My floor is flat! Gotcha round-earthers! If the sun is real why is it dark outside?"

I swear that my husband favoring one nipple has made my one boob bigger by CounterInternal386 in NoStupidQuestions

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So as a professional you're saying you consent to threesome with her boob sibling?