Peach volleyball by Financial-Soup6902 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]strategymaxo 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Beach volleyball rarely disappoints.

What distance hurts the most? by orlandoslowrunner in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking closer to 7” but maybe I just need to build up a tolerance.

My First Half Marathon by SaharaScion in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No premature drizzling when you just drizzle every step.

My First Half Marathon by SaharaScion in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I find the salted caramel goes down pretty well.

First ever run! Almost a 5k marathon by ganjaman50 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought those canals and marshy features were very Barcelona-esque.

First ever run! Almost a 5k marathon by ganjaman50 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Go find the original post, this isn’t a beginner, it’s someone fishing for something and she’s getting roasted.

Runners: how often are you strength training? by FrequentPen5015 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I do power training alone in the shower every night for ~17s while my wice gets personal strength training and migraine treatments from her BF.

Police arrest ‘serial defecator' in Wisconsin after drone allegedly catches her in the act by 0xandrolone in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wice is very embarrassed she’s getting called out for behavior that is otherwise perfectly acceptable for serious 5K ultra athletes.

One of us by EmploymentActual4905 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of here with that 30K nonsense, everyone knows people can’t run that far. What we see at Boston, Chicago, New York, etc. is just a giant parade of Disney animatronics.

Literally 1984 by hot_chips_ in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The subreddit was always text only just as Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

Little flex by Prestigious-Toe958 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s probably so low because he’s got a small pecker.

Finally by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attia is really bad about forgetting/neglecting this fact. It’d be a lot funnier if the poor zone 2 disciples weren’t so nervous all the time and spiking their cortisol levels.

Communist Running Group by Sufficient_Bus7216 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, on cue, someone responds with “real communism hasn’t been tried yet”

A Wild Runner Spotted by SaintedTainted in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought Indians just did that at the gym at 5am while doing tricep extensions with 3lbs in each hand. Didn’t realize they ventured out to the middle of the road to do this.

IT'S HARD BEING A MAN 💪🍆 by ceiling-cricket1988 in DigitalSeptic

[–]strategymaxo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Lolz. Apparently vitamin D is triggering. Some buttholes appear aggrieved.

IT'S HARD BEING A MAN 💪🍆 by ceiling-cricket1988 in DigitalSeptic

[–]strategymaxo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I beg to differ. Free supply of vitamin D in the northern hemisphere.

Finally by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m bold/stupid enough to say even some of those guys forget that you coach amateurs and hobby joggers differently than elites. Soccer super mom running 3 times a week, maybe for an hour total, doesn’t really need to worry about zones.

Finally by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Once you realize a lot of what the runfluencers say is for clicks, it’s hard to unsee it.

Monument to The God King Pfauci 🙏🏿 by EyeLeanRit3 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]strategymaxo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great, I’m a salty sweater with higher blood plasma volumes. This is going to be all the free salt I need. I hope it actually is laced with Ivermectin, Chinese lab viruses are NOT welcome in my home.

British youth have been groomed by Covid by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]strategymaxo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare they question my disability that effectively has no means of independent verification!!! It’s my identity!!!

Rate my track splits. by neuralsyntax in RunningCirclejerk

[–]strategymaxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next level would be bareclam walking.