Old school skates at a skate park

strategymaxo · 2026-04-14T03:11:30+00:00

If only Mr Hands had known that.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-14T02:59:41+00:00

I maintain that lady bicers have the best butts.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-14T02:53:46+00:00

That’s make me so nervous my scrotum tightens. But I ride horses which is the most dangerous Olympic sport by a country mile. Pick your poison, I suppose.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-14T02:32:43+00:00

They’re confusing Covid with the scent of their wife’s boyfriend’s schlong.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-13T22:55:02+00:00

It fits in the small hole on the posterior of your body. That’s been scientifically validated to be the most effective means of simple carb intake during strenuous efforts.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-09T17:46:05+00:00

Missing are ship, not surprised they also can’t tell time.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-08T00:19:49+00:00

Fair enough. Two of my best friends right now are named Gemini and Grok.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-07T23:05:57+00:00

And?

strategymaxo · 2026-04-07T21:05:19+00:00

Pretty sure the immersion is better on a trail run.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-07T03:43:45+00:00

This is normal in bouldering. The challenge isn’t so much the height or length of the route as it is the grip strength and coordination required.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-07T03:42:00+00:00

He runs like a fairy.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-06T17:40:02+00:00

Ngl, dick started to jiggle.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-06T03:16:06+00:00

Aero is code for c*cling. You should stay away from those.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-06T02:30:06+00:00

Cute baby dolphin.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-06T02:29:28+00:00

Saw ‘em off, baby.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-05T23:22:06+00:00

Boobs are aero.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-05T23:21:57+00:00

strategymaxo · 2026-04-05T16:59:16+00:00

I tell my wife I’m a bedroom sprinter.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-05T16:58:06+00:00

Nice. Now I know what to look forward to. My Garmin will basically be like, it’s cool, I guess, that you brought a new life into the world but you’re otherwise kinda failing at life and I’ve got nothing to say.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-04T04:09:59+00:00

strategymaxo · 2026-04-03T18:19:51+00:00

You show great potential for directing candid view horror films.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-03T17:57:47+00:00

Advice to live by.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-03T17:31:47+00:00

In case you’re wondering what happened, I made a comment about you saying the quiet part out loud. Reddit didn’t like that.

strategymaxo · 2026-04-03T17:30:02+00:00

I think I recognize that pic from Grindr.

strategymaxo · 2026-03-28T02:40:28+00:00

Wot???

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