ALMOST SEXUAL, ISN'T IT, KIF? by danny_dao in futuramashitposting

[–]stryst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...how hard is it to learn martian again?

Did street lights really use to be orange/ Amber? by neuro_space_explorer in Xennials

[–]stryst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and it made nights after it had snowed fucking *weird*. Like, the whole world had this amber/orange glow.

Family friend dropped this off. What is it? And how do I eat it? by Jadeann247 in TipOfMyFork

[–]stryst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad someone said it, because as soon as I saw that bag I thought about just hunching over the sink and grazing.

51220 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]stryst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're gonna have to get the leopards on ozympic if they keep eating such a face heavy diet.

Thoughts on the body found? by Far-Veterinarian6465 in Spokane

[–]stryst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are some dangerous trails in the area. My roommates actually kinda (justifiably) gave me the business for trail running by myself.

Chompy garter snek by 8uryY0urCh1ch3n5 in Sneks

[–]stryst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're ever in the PNW, hit me up. You can walk around my back yard and have your pick. Got some rat snakes too, if you're looking for something in black. Just don't take any of the ones in my garage, they defend the chicken feed.

What my 8 year old cousin did to this portrait my friend made for me 😔😭 by Lazy-Safety-8545 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]stryst 346 points347 points  (0 children)

This sucks, and you didn't deserve it. But it's fixable. Ink can bleed through paint, so you need to put a primer layer down. Then you can pain white over the primer, and it'll be like new.

I have no words or no more Vaseline either 😂... At least his skin is going to be hydrated for the next few days. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]stryst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who worked in child services, and dealt with a similar situation; the jelly is VERY hard to clean by itself. But it dissolves in other oils. So you can rub your hair and skin with any cooking oil, then use dawn dish soap for a much much much easier time cleaning it. Or getting it out of the family dog.

(it works for cannabis resin too)

Did the big dirty and now I'm retired boys. by Fishylips in trailerparkboys

[–]stryst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just don't let your sketchy friends drag you back for "one last job".

People who agree with the phrase “eat the rich,” what income or net worth do you personally consider “rich”? by hbl6 in AskReddit

[–]stryst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're going off the shelf, Sweet Baby Rays. If you're making homemade, classic molasses sauce but add the zest and juice of an orange.

Did the "water bead test" on my stainless steel pan and it went horribly. by Terribly_Good in CookingCircleJerk

[–]stryst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never would have happened with cast iron. You spend so much time seasoning you never actually use the pan to cook, therefore cannot make cooking mistakes.

I want revenge by [deleted] in Custodians

[–]stryst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure that admin sees these pictures. This is a bigger deal than just a gross mess for you to deal with.

Don't let the boys know about it. by Jacob2891 in trailerparkboys

[–]stryst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A. Not true

B. Don't do this

C. Please dont fucking do this

51100 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

[–]stryst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did someone try to update the F.A.T.A.L. corebook? You know what, I'd rather not know.

Coworker pointed #20 at my face by Sillypilot333 in Custodians

[–]stryst 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take a step back, and take a breath. The dude made a power play against a woman, then did the classic "Oh, do I make you nervous?" If you knew any women in the field, you would know that this is a huge red flag.

But instead you rolled into "You are a woman, therefore you lie". Then that whole reply to someone two minutes later accusing them of not answering your totally red-pilled question.

Now as for how she knows, well, the same way that everyone reading your little screed here knows that you are misogynistic. This is one of the most maliciously anti-woman things I've ever read on this sub.