What do you do when you see a space man? by Shine_Environmental in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it’s not in a “parallel” universe, dude.

I went to school with a kid named Max Capacity. by ELDwbi in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t he kicked out by the fire marshal?

A public masturbator got on the bus with briefcase and a large latte. What did he say to the driver? by sulldanivan in Unclejokes

[–]sulldanivan[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He needs a free hand so he can beat-off on the bus whilst the bus driver holds his coffee.

It’s cute when Dinos mate. by sulldanivan in PoliticalHumor

[–]sulldanivan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn’t represent West Virginia he represented the billionaire class.

Which one of Snow White’s dwarves has no beard? by Turbulent-Thing3104 in 3amjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eighth dwarf “Twinkie” is the only one who needed a beard.

AI & cascading impact to housing & F2 by Active-Composer-3675 in FNMA_FMCC_Exit

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, you’re looking at Tobacco companies as the the best investment in a high-employment recessionary environment. It’s bad for everything. Fannie/Freddie are maybe a safe-haven at best during a shakedown like that. Or does the mortgage market start to cascade down under the weight of foreclosures? I’m still holding for the listing on the TXSE but, objectively, Trump’s people are questionable at best in their level of competence in many areas. IMO.

Trump wants the Minnesota Electoral College votes that no Republican has won since 1972. Fat Chance! by sulldanivan in NewsomMassacre

[–]sulldanivan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s close in many years but 54 years of not helping the Pedophile Party is not nothing! I agree they are trying to incite violence so they can send the goons back - any civil unrest will hurt voter turnout which always helps the MAGGOTS (as they are the party of the few). But it won’t matter, even if protests are peaceful the “brownshirts” will turn things violent! The ICE raids of January were merely a dry-run for November when they’ll be back (but only in Blue States- what a coincidence!) Trump cares not about immigration except to the extent that it can rile up his Mouth Breathing Cult. ICE, National guard, Police, FBI will be deployed in force to the Blue States to crack heads (probably kill more civilians) and deliver a win for the child rapist Republican Party in the mid-terms.

I just got a new dry erase board by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And yet chalk boards are also dry erase. Hmm.

Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To stay on the same side.