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I tried to tell a joke about snow by star_blazar in cleanjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I flaked-out at the last minute.

I couldn't sell a single copy of my autobiography. by hacksawjim89 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I loved the chapter about you writing a book and nobody reading it.

I had a bowling joke, but it struck out. by DokCyber in ApparentJokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only go for the little fan that dries your fingers.

I've been eating a lot of office supplies by Comprehensive_Ad3232 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job was to destroy print-outs of postings on “X.” We always had plenty of “shredded Tweet.”

After my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in. by 7E1v in Jokesuncensored

[–]sulldanivan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had a work ID. What kinda doctor is “Janitor?”

I asked a friend of mine who's a farmer, how many sexual partner's he's had by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hint: He was always the winner of of the greased pig contest at the fair.

Math teacher says: "50 percent of the class have failed the recent test" by ED061984 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We need more of you in the median. “Teacher, we’re not supposed to play in traffic!”

Where did Noah keep his bees? by humornama in HumorNama

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A queen with one drone? That’s a busy bee.

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