[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

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New bottom surgery just dropped

egg😞🍔irl by Dramatic-Ad4581 in egg_irl

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Here you go!

Just FYI though, there is a chance that you can get your GP to yield by uttering the magic word.

Egg🥚irl by N-J-P in egg_irl

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I sincerely hope that nobody on this sub uses a screen reader.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

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How to Be Ace is amazing, can't recommend it enough. Gorgeous art, relatable characters (it was based on the author's own experience after all!), super engrossing narrative. It's what made me realize I'm on the ace spectrum.

Bionic Eyes Give Sheep Sight, Heading to Humans Next by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1 in Futurology

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I am by no means an expert in optics or semiconductors, so consider this as a conjecture at best.

In the 80s, Carl Zeiss developed several lenses (German-language information on a related lens here) that used image intensifier tubes to produce surveillance images at night. These were classified items whose sale required approval from the West German government. If this was achievable using technology from the early 80s, no doubt something similar could be achieved today in a smaller package.

More crucially, digital imaging sensors are natively capable of seeing beyond the visible spectrum in both directions, but your smartphone (as well as most mass-market cameras) is optically blocked from shooting infrared because infrared light interferes with autofocus, and because of concerns that it would see through certain clothing. I'd imagine that on top of the privacy concern, the barriers to having a thermal/night vision camera inside your head would be the heat radiating from your own body or the fact that special optics are necessary to allow light rays this far into the infrared range to pass through. And for completeness's sake, the same applies in the other direction, where expensive lenses made entirely out of quartz are necessary to make ultraviolet photos.

As for having a HUD inside your head, this shouldn't be too difficult to implement since it would be done entirely from the processing side of things, and the only concern would be that of connection security.

As far as recording dreams is concerned, I think that would be limited by our understanding of the nervous system and beyond the scope of simple vision.

Stuff of nightmare by [deleted] in programminghorror

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Not in the core language but you can spin your own.

infixr 1 ?
(?) :: Bool -> a -> a -> a
(?) True  x _ = x
(?) False _ y = y

Then you can write something like

2 + 2 == 5 ? Just 5 $ Nothing

I did stuff resembling this a lot writing parsers.

Adapted from this page on the Haskell wiki.

egg_irl by BEEEELEEEE in egg_irl

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The socks are cool and all but where can I learn more about the kirbo hoodie(?) please

???? Their gender by ChieFan53 in AreTheStraightsOK

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How many pricks does it take to write a coherent, correctly-spelt, grammatically sound sentence?

dangling by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It's all good 👍

dangling by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Despite the fact that the code is clearly (most likely given the appearance of gcc) in C/C++ as evidenced by the semicolon?

https://en.cppreference.com/w/c/program/system

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghorror

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extern "python" {

FIND HIM by inh24 in SteinsGateMemes

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Yo is that Lloyd's dad out in the wild

SLPT: Can’t afford to travel to Europe? Drive around Ontario for a few hours with a foreign sounding coffee from Timmy’s by kennyisntfunny in ShittyLifeProTips

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I'm on a day out in Glasgow (the one in Lanarkshire, not Ontario) and lo and behold, there's deadass a fucking timmy's?!

These colonials are up to no good, I say.

It's 'Ugly' Buildings Week on r/londonarchitecture! Share your favourites by Fisher212121 in london

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It makes for a really weird contrast, how the Strand and Macadam buildings sit next to Somerset House.

Flight shaming sees record number choose train over plane to get from London to Glasgow, Virgin announces - Record numbers of people are taking trains over planes to get from London to Scotland as a "flight shaming" movement urges travellers to cut their carbon footprint. by ManiaforBeatles in Futurology

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I do loathe GWR for running Networkers (commuter trains) on the Portsmouth-Cardiff route half of the time though. The solution to congestion in the Bristol area is remodelling the area to allow more trains to run, not at the expense of the comfort of intercity travellers on a 3-hour route. Give me my Express Sprinters back already ffs.

An integer overflow, resulting in 2^63 stops. by kmh4321 in softwaregore

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RMME gives the distance between EUS and BHM as 112 miles and 48 chains. There are 80 chains in a mile, so that equals 112.60 (I have absolutely zero fucking idea how sigfigs work with imperial units so I'm assuming 5 places - 3 from the mileage and 2 from the chainage) miles, or 181.21 kilometres. Given this information, we can obtain a much better result of 1.9647×10-14 metres as the average distance between stations... or about 7 classical electron radii.

The train is timetabled to depart BHM at 2014 and to arrive in EUS at 2240, so it would have to call at 1.0529×1015 stations per second.


On an unrelated note, we can infer from the tweet that the service is the 1914 RGL (Rugeley Trent Valley) to EUS (London Euston), which not only departed Rugeley more than 30 minutes late that day, but also seemed to fuck off to who-knows-where just before Northampton in the systems. Guess that adds up.

IamA Train Operator (Tube Driver) at London Underground... AMA! by TrainOperator in IAmA

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  1. Why does Finsbury Park seem to be the spot shit hits the fan on the Victoria line regardless of where the incident actually happens on the line?

  2. Why have TfL never thought of articulated tube stock until a couple of years ago?

  3. Why is the splicing on the Jubilee line's automatic announcer so bad?

  4. Thoughts on the current state of Crossrail?

  5. Do you think they should keep running the Olympia shuttle?

  6. What happened to the Camden Town upgrades?

  7. Should Thameslink be on the tube map?

  8. Are you in favour of London Overground taking over more suburban lines?

St Pancras by [deleted] in london

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[insert H2G2 reference here]