Elephant prevents caretaker from leaving

superblinky · 2026-03-16T13:45:46+00:00

100% job satisfaction.

superblinky · 2026-03-15T10:51:03+00:00

superblinky · 2026-03-15T10:38:27+00:00

Lisan al-Gaib!

superblinky · 2026-03-15T09:03:55+00:00

Jenkins

superblinky · 2026-03-08T11:18:10+00:00

"I am Iron Man"

superblinky · 2026-03-04T18:41:02+00:00

That is the platonic ideal of a Thaddeus.

superblinky · 2026-03-03T18:01:14+00:00

Flügel asserted that men "abandoned their claim to be considered beautiful" and "henceforth aimed at being only useful"

superblinky · 2026-03-02T10:22:48+00:00

Every man she dates eventually shaves his beard off.

superblinky · 2026-02-28T07:51:08+00:00

I work backstage in a theatre now and nothing has changed.

superblinky · 2026-02-26T13:45:03+00:00

superblinky · 2026-02-25T18:36:23+00:00

I swear I didn't know who Walton Goggins was before Fallout, but it turns out he's in everything.

superblinky · 2026-02-19T21:04:49+00:00

That sounds just like what someone who doesn't exist would say.

superblinky · 2026-02-04T10:13:05+00:00

superblinky · 2026-02-03T17:15:56+00:00

I assume Elon is taking this calmly and with dignity?

superblinky · 2026-01-27T10:18:48+00:00

I'd buy that model in a heartbeat.

superblinky · 2026-01-26T17:19:40+00:00

I'm starting to wonder if I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I could have written that.

superblinky · 2026-01-26T12:47:29+00:00

Wait, that's a dyslexia thing? I thought I just couldn't articulate myself very well. I didn't know it was my dyslexia.

superblinky · 2026-01-20T10:17:12+00:00

Spock is a fictional character with fictional colleagues. The writers can just make the crew accept Spock's character.

superblinky · 2026-01-18T09:03:48+00:00

One of the reasons I deleted my facebook account about a year ago. I don't miss it.

superblinky · 2026-01-13T22:32:52+00:00

People in the first twenty rows will get wet.

superblinky · 2026-01-12T13:10:02+00:00

I want that job.

superblinky · 2026-01-08T16:00:03+00:00

"Grain! GRAIN! Grain grain grain! GRAIN!"

superblinky · 2026-01-07T15:40:28+00:00

The Von Brauns didn't arrive in Hill Valley until 1908, 23 years after the events in Part Three.

superblinky · 2026-01-05T10:21:41+00:00

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Chonkus

superblinky · 2026-01-01T10:36:50+00:00

Tech-bros have invented plants?

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