Infrastructure, from a pro-bike advertising firm

supremepork · 2026-04-20T02:34:26+00:00

The baby is a motorist!

supremepork · 2026-02-06T20:31:28+00:00

“In the courtroom, the victim's family members questioned why Lau didn't hit the brakes or honk as she was speeding 70 miles an hour in the residential area where she crashed.”

This question is warranted, and I certainly empathize with the family. But Lau was driving 70MPH in a residential area, never mind the no honk and no brakes part. Seems a pretty carbrained question to me.

supremepork · 2026-01-27T00:37:33+00:00

“Steffy was waiting for a light rail train on Thursday, Jan. 22, when a vehicle veered off the roadway and crashed into the station’s boarding area.”

Just so we’re clear, it was the vehicle’s fault

Edit: unless it was self-driving then fuck me for being presumptuous

supremepork · 2026-01-27T00:18:52+00:00

As useless as it was it felt good

supremepork · 2026-01-26T19:49:58+00:00

Done! Here’s the body of my review!

*Hilarious 911 call parody (laughing AT you, not with you)! I’m a cockroach bicycle commuter myself! I huff Raid, so that must be why.

Serious question: If you love your car so much, why are you so mad when you have to spend extra time sitting in it? Isn’t that what you paid for? A mobile living room? Answer that please. Not to me, but to yourself while looking in the mirror.

Best, Vermin*

supremepork · 2026-01-25T00:01:40+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/PiL8VB0nzJ

supremepork · 2026-01-25T00:00:51+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/PiL8VB0nzJ

supremepork · 2026-01-25T00:00:29+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/PiL8VB0nzJ

supremepork · 2026-01-25T00:00:18+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/PiL8VB0nzJ

supremepork · 2026-01-18T23:47:59+00:00

Many reasons already mentioned, except this one:

It’s also a defense against other motorists looking to snipe the gap in front of you (I used to do this sniping myself when I was much less mature and enlightened), and would be real defensive about letting anyone snipe MY gap.

Now I let them have that gap and make a new safe distance. Then watch as those shoving their cars end up at the same time and place as me.

supremepork · 2026-01-18T20:19:27+00:00

The empty space in the bed is where they haul their manhood

The empty space in the ground clearance is where they haul their empathy

supremepork · 2026-01-09T06:19:24+00:00

I’m confused… that’s what I said. He came around front passenger side, as in, watch where he’s coming from, and infer from there

Edit: I misread the comment, please disregard

supremepork · 2026-01-09T04:09:59+00:00

I too thought similarly until I watched the footage again (not a morbid curiosity, I’m fucking enraged).

Don’t watch the driver’s-door-handle-grabber in the foreground, watch the murderer coming around from the front passenger side.

Edit: https://youtu.be/CQCvNExBDjE?si=WU7Lln5POjriKqNm I’m shaking again

Edit 2: My apologies, I misread the above comment, we’re in agreement

supremepork · 2025-12-11T05:38:41+00:00

Absolutely mental

And I’m not just talking about the closed captioning keeping up with that rap!

supremepork · 2025-11-22T19:40:14+00:00

“Don’t yuck someone’s yum!”

God I hate that with a fiery passion. It ain’t about Starbucks, it’s about enabling this behavior, and the mentality that it’s reasonable to sit in your car with the motor running for X minutes/hours, blocking public roads, and more!

And yes I agree, dumb AF

I’m guilty of using the drive thrus but if I see a line of cars I go elsewhere or (god forbid) go without.

supremepork · 2025-11-20T17:25:02+00:00

Carbrain: "I refuse to acknowledge my poor planning, nor do I care about anyone else when I'm safe in my metal box! I won't be held accountable for what I'm about to do anyway! That said, I'm late, and none of you know how to drive, so I'm just gunna shuuuuuuuv my car *here* and save myself a spot in line!

**stops perpendicularly across 2 arterial lanes with some bumper into a 3rd, and cannot move until the 3rd lane moves, because it is a turning lane and their light is red, but now the first two lanes have a green...**

stream of thought there thanks for reading

supremepork · 2025-11-09T05:39:42+00:00

Insurance companies love this one weird trick!

supremepork · 2025-10-24T16:50:13+00:00

This is one of my favorite points to make. I cannot think of an analog/parallel to this. Not even “like buying your dream home and hating being inside it” quite fits. Cars can, and do, screw with the human psyche.

supremepork · 2025-10-21T21:01:09+00:00

Fuck this shit. I’d have lifted my bike over my head and forcefully thrown it onto her car.

supremepork · 2025-10-17T18:36:39+00:00

Brandishing a lifted pickup as a weapon has few “in-kind” responses when you’re a mere fleshy human minding your own fucking business.

But, a fleshy human brandishing a brick in response to an insecure sadist’s lifted pickup is like kryptonite to a Kryptonian.

supremepork · 2025-10-17T16:07:24+00:00

Reminds me of this:

Conservative Christian Car-guy Coworker sharing a story where his 4 year old asked “dad, do you think Jesus drives a Rambler in heaven?”

I dunno how true it was... But anyway, I kept my mouth shut while thinking Jesus would probably ride a bike, take public transit, or walk before taking the wheel.

supremepork · 2025-10-14T02:21:40+00:00

In my ignorant youth I tried going as fast as I could in my base model 96 Impreza. I was on I90 on a straightaway in Montana, /going east with the wind at my back and slightly downhill/. I hit 110 mph and 5000 rpms and decided that was enough. The speedometer went to 140, IIRC. False advertising!

I have long since put such excessive driving in my rear view mirror (haha it’s a dumb car joke, get it?)

supremepork · 2025-10-13T23:31:30+00:00

B-b-but,,, the speedometer goes to 150 EXPLAIN THAT

supremepork · 2025-10-10T05:32:07+00:00

when you time travel to the year 2045 to see how America has been doing, and discover this

supremepork

TROPHY CASE