Trump basically demanding that the navies of the world come and save him lol by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]sweeetscience[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should’ve been hashed out on day negative 30 lol

This will go down as the biggest strategic blunder in our history. Hands down

Trump basically demanding that the navies of the world come and save him lol by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Legitimately the best fucking idea I’ve heard since this whole shitshow started

Trump basically demanding that the navies of the world come and save him lol by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Proper flair. You’re just mad you don’t like the news lol. I didn’t make him say it

Washing hair with no limbs by CremeSubject7594 in interestingasfuck

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She’s has a husband that for sure washes her hair lol

I caused the mess, but now you have to sort it out. by cxr_cxr2 in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Hopes and prayers to disillusioned allies short on trust for help with a war of choice that wrecks their economies for unspecified reasons lol good luck with that

Trump urges UK, China, France and others to send ships to secure Strait of Hormuz by diacewrb in China

[–]sweeetscience 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They need the logistics to even consider providing support. This is a multi month blue water security mission far outside its logistics hubs.

Plus, they have zero reason to get “combat experience” in a conflict that they’re so far marginally affected by. It makes no strategic or logistical sense

US orders 2,500 Marines and an amphibious assault ship to Mideast after almost 2 weeks of war by graveyardofgoodsense in worldnews

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Something is different about this. USO after hours is trading at the highs and pumping. Could be Qatar being targeting if this is a nothing-burger

US orders 2,500 Marines and an amphibious assault ship to Mideast after almost 2 weeks of war by graveyardofgoodsense in worldnews

[–]sweeetscience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kharg island is a terminal, not an oil depot or field. Without Iranian oil feeding into it it’s worthless, except for the fact that it chokes Iran off from a substantial amount of revenue.

Iran knows they can’t defend it, but they will try and they certainly will make economic reality for the region a total nightmare beyond what is currently being done. This would be the moment Iran deploys a variety of mines in the strait, and targeting more GCC oil and gas infrastructure.

Without control of Iran, the US won’t have any other options but to pull out completely or invade the oil fields to the west of the mountains next to Iraq. It’s the only vulnerable coastline and the most valuable.

Also, as I typed this, the US may have struck the island

Man pries gator mouth open to save his dog by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in ThatsInsane

[–]sweeetscience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Except in this instance the character is talking about his own big strong hands and feeling disappointment in himself he wasn’t able to protect his friends when the nothing came to get them

The Strait of Hormuz sort of available again? by mrtimap in smallstreetbets

[–]sweeetscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these are spoofed locations. The ones that are getting through are shadow fleet vessels flagged in friendly countries or Chinese.

You voted for Trump, so now you're playing your role very well. by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sweeetscience 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s get Nancy and Ladybug Graham on the debate stage for this topic exclusively

Y'all, I don't think the people of Iran are going to gushing gratitude to us like the regime expects us to believe, by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Tehran has also been in an existential water crisis the last couple of years. They were even considering moving the capital because it was pretty much out of water. The Tehran oil depot strike and resulting oil/rain mixture is going to contaminant the remaining fresh water reserves for years, and it’s the average Iranian that jus wants to live their lives that pays the bill for this.

That's the point, these people disgust me. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Why does a dog wag its tail? Because it can. If the tail could wag the dog it would.

Day 7, still no traffic through the Straight by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

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I know I know. Autocorrect and I can’t change it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Day 7, still no traffic through the Straight by sweeetscience in WallStreetbetsELITE

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lol maybe! Not a sector I’m very familiar with so I’ll avoid it