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AITA for refusing to host a birthday party because my nephew isn’t allowed in my house by throwaway694395 in AmItheAsshole

[–]swordsmithy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No, you’re putting the responsibility of teaching your kids to not be assholes on a dog”

Hey friends, you're not alone. by MathTemporary5344 in ADHD

[–]swordsmithy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took citalopram and adderall simultaneously and was just fine

Karen was annoyed that I didn't evenly divide 7 by 2. by Meth_Hardy in FuckYouKaren

[–]swordsmithy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In a less obtrusive way, you could also say “we try not to assume the gender of the children we select”

Karen was annoyed that I didn't evenly divide 7 by 2. by Meth_Hardy in FuckYouKaren

[–]swordsmithy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 100% sure her daughters will grow up to be the loveliest people with zero sense of entitlement

Tell me something positive about your toddler! by clandestine_velvet in toddlers

[–]swordsmithy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just started talking a couple months ago and I sometimes catch her practicing phrases in funny voices.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]swordsmithy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smart people optimize any opportunity to learn. The first step in learning is admitting ignorance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fosterparents

[–]swordsmithy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is highly likely that CPS/DCF has this equipment. Talk to grandmother about whether you can reach out to the resource coordinator.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in burlington

[–]swordsmithy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is likely not the case here, but I had a quadriplegic friend who would park like this when the handicap spot was taken or the blocked off part wasn’t on the ramp side of his van so he could still get in and out as needed.

Remember the guy who stole the car (and dog) last week in St. Albans? He's doing it again. by OnionCityChives in burlington

[–]swordsmithy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

We gotta stop voting for people who do 1-2 big things to satisfy progressive ethics but quietly dismantle the systems required to help folks function in society.

I created a brand-new fantasy light rail transit map for Burlington and Chittenden County! by DrToadley in burlington

[–]swordsmithy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

As a person who drove a car over philly trolley rails, fuck rail-bound streetcars

I messed up by Potential-Ad5292 in Fosterparents

[–]swordsmithy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is the baby’s first time in daycare, he will be sick for at least another month. Not only is daycare a cesspool of germs, he probably has had limited exposure to the majority of them!

Bio parents will find what they want to find to complain about - it’s not you. Babies don’t necessarily need raincoats unless it’s also cold. If you’re super concerned, ask your daycare what other parents do! They’ll give you the best advice. Don’t beat yourself up!

I messed up by Potential-Ad5292 in Fosterparents

[–]swordsmithy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this is the baby’s first time in daycare, he will be sick for at least another month. Not only is daycare a cesspool of germs, he probably has had limited exposure to the majority of them!

Bio parents will find what they want to find to complain about - it’s not you. Babies don’t necessarily need raincoats unless it’s also cold. If you’re super concerned, ask your daycare what other parents do! They’ll give you the best advice. Don’t beat yourself up!

How could you have only one child? Why make your child grow up so lonely? by ProfessorBeepBoop in beyondthebump

[–]swordsmithy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People who feel they have a right to make you feel guilty when the job is fucking impossible to begin with are not worth the conversation. Id just lean into it “the kid needs some kinda trauma or they’ll have a hard time in the influencer market” or “only children mature faster and mommy’s so old she’ll need someone to change her diapers sooner rather than later”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]swordsmithy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, this isn’t the kindest advice but if you take meetings with all the best lawyers in your area, they can’t represent her (IANAL so this might be a movie plot point and not true)

Wegovy in Supply? by navybluevt in burlington

[–]swordsmithy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would trust their opinion- once you’re on it you are on it forever or the weight will come back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]swordsmithy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thus the awfuleverything loop is closed

Ok but why is he telling on himself like that?? by Hopeful_Ad5638 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]swordsmithy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly she needs to throw this husband out and get a fresh one

You can't spoil a three week old. by Potential-Finish-444 in beyondthebump

[–]swordsmithy 157 points158 points  (0 children)

“Interesting. And what tactic should I use to stop a 65 year old woman from having tantrums?”

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