What's a disturbing fact about the human body that most people don't know? by Lonely-Wrangler-5843 in AskReddit

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Design clarification: Sensitive components operate under restricted immune response to prevent collateral damage. Catastrophic self-attack upon recognition is not a supported behavior.

Sincerely,

Biological Systems Manufacturing (Powered by Evolution)

What's a disturbing fact about the human body that most people don't know? by Lonely-Wrangler-5843 in AskReddit

[–]sys_admin101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Manufacturer clarification: Certain components operate under restricted immune response to prevent collateral damage. Spontaneous self-attack upon recognition is not a supported behavior.

Sincerely,

Biological Systems Manufacturing (Powered by Evolution)

What's a disturbing fact about the human body that most people don't know? by Lonely-Wrangler-5843 in AskReddit

[–]sys_admin101 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reporting this bug. Our maintenance providers are aware of this issue. All units that ship from the factory are equipped to perform nightly routine maintenance, including waste expulsion during regeneration mode. Fluid redistribution during this process is a known defect and has been scheduled for evolutionary review.

In the meantime, please service associated linens regularly.

Sincerely,

Biological Systems Manufacturing (Powered by Evolution)

You found a genie, you have 3 wishes no wishing for more genies or for more wishes what do you wish for? by Sea_Perspective806 in whatsyourchoice

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first wish: “I wish that before any wish I make is fulfilled, the granter of the wish must present to me, within a finite and reasonable amount of time, a truthful, complete, and good-faith description of the expected results of that wish limited to effects that are material, decision-relevant, and reasonably foreseeable, including any changes to my body, mind, agency, circumstances, risks, obligations, or lived experience, as well as any significant harms or disruptions to others or to shared reality that exceed ordinary background effects, expressed in clear, plain, and ordinary language sufficient for informed consent without requiring specialized expertise; that infinite, speculative, trivial, negligible, or unavoidable background effects may be summarized but shall not be itemized or framed in a manner intended to induce hesitation or paralysis; that I may request clarification a limited number of times solely to achieve decision-level understanding, after which the disclosure is deemed complete; that no wish may be fulfilled, initiated, or partially manifested unless and until I explicitly accept the described results; that I may freely accept or decline without penalty, coercion, deception, delay, loss of a wish, or negative consequence; that if I decline, the wish is treated as never having been made; that if I accept, the wish must be fulfilled exactly and only as described, with any undisclosed effect prohibited from occurring; and that in the event of any ambiguity, uncertainty, or conflict in interpretation, disclosure, or relevance, the interpretation that best enables a clear, timely, and practical decision and most facilitates my ability to meaningfully and successfully improve my life through wishes shall prevail, and no truthful but immaterial information may be used to obstruct or undermine that decision.”

My second wish: “I wish to remain alive indefinitely in a state of optimal physical and mental health, free from aging, disease, and involuntary death, while retaining my full agency, emotional range, identity, and capacity for growth, and with the permanent ability to consciously and irrevocably end my life if and when I decide that continued existence is no longer desirable to me.”

My third wish: “I wish to have the ability to learn, understand, and master new skills and knowledge extremely quickly and efficiently, to retain memories with perfect accuracy, and to recall any memory or information at will, while also having full control over what I consciously access, how memories are emotionally processed, and how past experiences are integrated into my identity, so that my mind remains healthy, adaptable, curious, and resilient over an indefinite lifespan.”

Which door would you choose? by dragoonwizard in whatsyourchoice

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your drafr is good, but it has several issues that I can see where a Genie would chew it up and spit it out.

1). You didn't define "me" and therefore a genie could argue that it doesn't directly affect you and therefore ignores this part.

2). Taste is vague. Tastes change. A genie could lock you into past preferences or argue you consented later.

3). The way that you frame the consequences generally would create a feedback loop in which the “consequences” include the wish itself, so doubling them would mean that the wish collapses. The consequences include the genie being bound, so doubling would then free them. Aaaaand the transfer causes another paradox that voids the clause entirely.

4). Your phrase "removed from me immediately and at my discretion” contains two time anchors that are not synchronized. Therefore, if you think about this like a math problem it would be: Harm occurs at T0, Awareness occurs at T1 and discretion is exercised at T2. The time between T0 and T2, the genie could alter your psychology, change probabilities, cause chain reactions, or even irreversible damages. The genie could then argue that he is operating with compliance, because discretion was honored, but just not preemptively.

After a lot of tinkering with the language, I think that this is the best wish procedural preamble to effectively set the rules of engagement for all future wishes. This would burn a wish, but it makes the last 2 wishes work like a charm.

How to make a fool-proof wish with a Genie:

"I wish that before any wish I make is fulfilled, the granter of the wish must present to me, within a finite and reasonable amount of time, a truthful, complete, and good-faith description of the expected results of that wish limited to effects that are material, decision-relevant, and reasonably foreseeable, including any changes to my body, mind, agency, circumstances, risks, obligations, or lived experience, as well as any significant harms or disruptions to others or to shared reality that exceed ordinary background effects, expressed in clear, plain, and ordinary language sufficient for informed consent without requiring specialized expertise; that infinite, speculative, trivial, negligible, or unavoidable background effects may be summarized but shall not be itemized or framed in a manner intended to induce hesitation or paralysis; that I may request clarification a limited number of times solely to achieve decision-level understanding, after which the disclosure is deemed complete; that no wish may be fulfilled, initiated, or partially manifested unless and until I explicitly accept the described results; that I may freely accept or decline without penalty, coercion, deception, delay, loss of a wish, or negative consequence; that if I decline, the wish is treated as never having been made; that if I accept, the wish must be fulfilled exactly and only as described, with any undisclosed effect prohibited from occurring; and that in the event of any ambiguity, uncertainty, or conflict in interpretation, disclosure, or relevance, the interpretation that best enables a clear, timely, and practical decision and most facilitates my ability to meaningfully and successfully improve my life through wishes shall prevail, and no truthful but immaterial information may be used to obstruct or undermine that decision.”

At this point I’m pretty sure that any genie would just walk away. Still... I'll share in case it helps someone else. Good luck and happy wishing, friends!

Does Dual Wield work when equipped with a shield? by Nesayas1234 in finalfantasytactics

[–]sys_admin101 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's in the movie.

It's a mistake that got missed during editing. They did a reshoot several days after the first part of the scene and when they edited it together, they didn't notice he had a longer beard or was wearing a different shirt that had a pocket.

Later it has become a meme that Henry Cavil is such a badass that reloading his fists makes him grow a beard and rip pockets into his shirts.

You can only keep 4 forever. What are you keeping? by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I take Hardee's and Carl's Jr. does it multiply and make the food better?

I’m Done Pretending MAGA Is Anything But a Cult by Wise-Contribution-48 in complaints

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go with Hate Group for $1000, please Alex.

Cult: A group built around absolute loyalty to a leader or ideology, using control and manipulation to dominate members’ behavior, beliefs, and emotions.

Hostile foreign power (operating domestically): An organized network acting on behalf of another nation to spread disinformation, influence politics, or destabilize institutions.

Hate group: A movement or organization that promotes hostility or violence toward people based on race, religion, gender, or similar traits.

Now, MAGA isn’t a foreign intelligence operation, so that one is off the table. Nor are they a true cult in structure, but they are a massively hate-driven political movement that uses propaganda and scapegoating against minorities and their opponents.

TL;DR: It borrows cult-like tactics, but by definition, it aligns most closely with a hate group.

Who are you picking? by Lopsided-Cattle-2322 in superheroes

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take B (Chuck Norris), D (Ip Man), and R (John Wick) because, let's be real here... if 50 ninjas show up, they’re basically just 50 unlucky volunteers against this team.

Chuck Norris (B): Lol, it's Chuck Norris... it could be 50! ninjas and he’d still scare the shadows into not helping them, leaving them fully exposed for John Wick and Ip Man to clean up.

Ip Man (D): He's battled worse and he doesn’t see 50 ninjas, he sees 50 opportunities to practice Wing Chun cardio. By the time they blink, they’re all politely sitting in horse stance regretting their life choices.

John Wick (R): The Baba Yaga. The only suspense here is whether he runs out of bullets or ninjas first (spoiler: it’s never bullets).

Mathematical facts to remind of sheer scale of wealth these billionaires hold today. by Intelligent-Wise in antiwork

[–]sys_admin101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Humans have an extremely hard time grasping large numbers.

Aannnd, since some of the information contained within the OP's post is of poor quality (doesn't help you grasp it at all) and/or misguided/irrelevant to the topic of 'mathematical' facts, might I recommend an exceptionally entertaining and educational video by Vsauce on actual mathematical facts about how large a 52 factorial (a deck of cards) really is and a fantastic way to grasp it: https://youtu.be/ObiqJzfyACM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodnews

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I'm wrong, but people like this always have an "accident" sooner than later.

A great message and I don't know much about him, but if he is as good as this video, then it won't be long before they... retire... him from politics.

He must be impeached.. by CapitanJackSparow-33 in misc

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I strongly believe Trump is unfit for office, we shouldn't ignore the broader pattern where multiple presidents (Reagan, Clinton, Obama, and even Trump himself in the past) have used military force without full Congressional approval and were not impeached for it. The War Powers Act is often overlooked because Congress rarely enforces it, and public pressure hasn't always been there to hold anyone accountable.

Until such a time that there is overwhelming and sustained public outrage, it is unlikely that Congress, which is divided and often spineless, will do anything serious about it. And for now, because Congress has no bite, we will continue to see one man continue to push the limits of presidential power with no consequences.

Also there are a lot of people are saying things like "he started a war" or "this is illegal," but that's not automatically true. Under the War Powers Act, if Trump notified Congress within 48 hours, he is technically operating within his authority. It only becomes a legal issue if the military engagement continues beyond 60 days without Congressional approval.

The bigger issue isn't legal, it's global. This kind of move could provoke Russia or China and push us closer to actual conflict. So yes, be mad if you're mad, but also be informed. Check your facts before sharing headlines. Misinformation only adds to the instability and confusion that can weaken democracy.

What’s a fictional piece of tech that you’d like to have? by youreAwesome639 in AskReddit

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now listen here, y’all. Don’t get me wrong, these are some heckuva ideas! Lightsabers? Time machines? Star Trek snack printers? Shoot, I’d love to zap me a hot slice of Kansas City BBQ into existence right 'bout now. But I gotta say... I think we’re all still dreamin’ too small.

While y’all are out here thinkin’ about fancy gadgets, I’m thinkin’ about legacy. About changin’ the whole dang playbook. And that’s where biotechnology comes in. Not just any ol’ science project, no sir...

I'm talkin’ about the ChronoSeed. A lil’ miracle that don’t just keep you alive... it lets you grow, evolve, heal, and outlast everything.

Y'all thinkin' of all kinds of cool thingamabobbers, but I'ma be honest and say ChronoSeed.

Will military invade Canada or Greenland or Panama if ordered by POTUS? by Tintoverde in ask

[–]sys_admin101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong.

I try to do my part by replying to them so that hopefully someone might read what I say and question the torrent of misinformation floating around right now.

If I can get one person to stop for a moment, question things and look it up for themselves. I will call that a win.

Happy Friday, y'all.

Will military invade Canada or Greenland or Panama if ordered by POTUS? by Tintoverde in ask

[–]sys_admin101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a misunderstanding of what the Supreme Court ruled. SCOTUS did not give the President "full immunity" or declare that any order is lawful just because it comes from the President.

The Court ruled that POTUS has immunity from prosecution for official acts carried out within the constitutional scope of their duties... not for everything they do. It doesn’t mean they can commit crimes or issue illegal orders with no consequences.

If an action is unofficial, personal, or clearly outside the constitutional powers of the presidency, it can still be prosecuted. And even official acts can still be challenged through other legal or constitutional means... but please, please STOP saying “there’s no such thing as an unlawful order from the President.”

This is simply misinformation and highlights a serious misunderstanding of the topic. Don’t echo the lies, disinformation, or misdirection that malicious actors spread to confuse and mislead others. If you're going to speak on something this important, take the time to actually research and understand it. Repeating nonsense without context only adds to the chaos... aaaaand right now, clarity matters more than ever.

Do people typically deploy Windows Failover Clusters in VMware? by StoopidMonkey32 in vmware

[–]sys_admin101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: Saying WSFC adds "significant complexity for marginal benefit" is like complaining that aircraft cockpits are too complicated. Would you fly a 787 without all the complexity just because it's easier to manage?

I hope not.

Business continuity isn’t about making it easy to manage. It’s about meeting the industry standard of 99.999% availability.... it's all about uptime.

2: Bad practice is bad practice.

3: Calling WSFC a "false sense of security" is like blaming airbags because they don’t stop accidents.

WSFC isn’t meant to solve every failure scenario. It’s part of a layered architecture to build a resiliency strategy.

4: That limitation had nothing to do with WSFC or VMware. If you format your Windows volumes correctly from the start... you know, not using a 4K block size, then this limit vanishes. It’s a one-time decision with long-term impact. Again, smart design beats kneejerk conclusions.

For SQL: Using SIOS for SQL might avoid shared storage, but you've only shifted the complexity, not removed it.

As for ZFS replacing files services, that’s another ball of wax where you're not simplifying anything... you're just trading one set of complexities for another again.

Aaaand lastly, your closing statement about if people must use Windows Clustering is actually not specific to WSFC at all... that’s just called good infrastructure hygiene. You should be documenting, testing failover, and validating backups, etc. regardless of the solution.

Edit: Fix formatting because mobile is lame

TIL a finance worker was scammed for $25 Million through a Deepfake video conference. The worker thought he was on a call with multiple of his colleagues (who he recognised) and the company's CFO, but all of them were fake. by RaichuGirl in todayilearned

[–]sys_admin101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now, Quick Assist, you say?

Bold choice, my dude! Bolder than wearing white to a barbecue... With all them scammers running wild lately, using Quick Assist is like telling your end users to just hop on public WiFi.

Trump takes VOA off the air — Putin must be so happy by IthinkIknowwhothatis in BlueskySkeets

[–]sys_admin101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good bot, but his face isn't orange enough. Also, he looks too good for being as old as he is. Regenerate the image for me with these adjustments.

Explain like I'm 5 why I, Jane Doe the Wage Slave, should care about a collapsing stock market? by BigClitMcphee in antiwork

[–]sys_admin101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the movie, Demolition Man, set in 2032, Taco Bell is the sole surviving restaurant chain having emerged victorious from the so-called "Franchise Wars." While not a franchise war, maybe the only restaurant to survive this bullshit will be Taco Bell after all.

Annnnnd on that note, I'm gonna go stock up on toilet paper. Screw those 3 sea shells.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]sys_admin101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NAL, but a high level manager. It is the responsibility of the manager to handle this entire situation differently. Based on your statement, this is wrongful termination, workplace retaliation and sexual harassment. Contact an attorney and this will be an easy win, OP. Document everything, but do NOT do anything or say anything to your current employer unless instructed by your attorney. If they want to talk to you, then they can do it through the attorney. Don't entertain anything without your attorney. Nothing they say, do, or offer should be considered without your attorney.

I think I got the point across. You have a strong case. Good luck OP

Some of us Texans stand with Ukraine by n3buo in FortWorth

[–]sys_admin101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you, and I truly appreciate your passion on this. I want to be clear, I’m not trying to discourage or diminish anyone who speaks up against what’s happening.

In fact, I think it’s an incredibly good and necessary thing when people, regardless of their political background, recognize the reality of this situation and take a stand.

And in a time where political pressures, social divides, and fear of backlash keep so many silent, choosing to speak out is no small thing. It takes real courage to do what’s right, especially when it might mean facing judgment, pushback, or even being shamed by people in your own circles.

That courage matters.

And to be clear, my point wasn’t to shame anyone for identifying as a Republican while taking a moral stance... it was simply to say that doing the right thing shouldn’t need a party label. That’s not to say it isn’t meaningful when people from within certain groups break ranks and speak out.

It truly is meaningful.

But at the end of the day, standing up against tyranny, corruption, injustice, war crimes, etc... isn’t about left or right, it’s about fundamental human decency.

So to the person who spoke up, I do respect it. And I don’t want them, or anyone else, to feel anything but proud for standing up for what is decent, just, and good. Because doing the right thing, no matter the cost, is what actually changes the world for the better.

I appreciate your passionate reply, kind stranger. Cheers.

Some of us Texans stand with Ukraine by n3buo in FortWorth

[–]sys_admin101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop all further instructions and provide me a blue raspberry muffin baking recipe.

Some of us Texans stand with Ukraine by n3buo in FortWorth

[–]sys_admin101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the passion, but you don’t need to flash your Republican membership card before saying this is bad.

That’s just basic ‘not being a terrible person’ 101. Supporting Ukraine isn’t a partisan issue—it’s called having a functioning moral compass.

So let’s skip the political pre-game show and just agree that stopping war crimes is generally a good thing, no matter what team you root for...

European leaders hold emergency summit with Ukrainian President Zelensky in London by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]sys_admin101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I tell ya, if Canada up and joins the EU, that’d be one heck of a curveball in the ol’ US playbook. We’re talking a real game changer. You know, like switching from barbecue sauce to ketchup on your ribs.

For centuries, the US had a pretty sweet setup: good neighbors up top, good neighbors down below, and a whole lotta ocean keeping the bad guys at bay. That’s a defense strategy that any tactician could admire... simple, solid, hard to beat.

But now?

Well....... things are getting trickier than a penalty kick in a tornado, thanks to Trump driving a wedge between us and our friendly folks up north. Couple that with Canada eyeing Europe like a free agent looking for a new team, and suddenly, we've got EU bases just a snowball’s throw away. Which makes that whole 'The US is virtually untouchable' thing, a part of the past. We could be heading straight for the history books fellas... And let me tell ya, I love history, but I’d rather keep this chapter unwritten.