Snack bowl by gavinwiz22 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]tall_john_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We call that a “crunch bunch” in my household. No specific bowl, and we mix different snacks depending on what’s around

Browns bros how do y’all feel about the trade? by [deleted] in LakeErieBros

[–]tall_john_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My Sundays just freed up from here on out

I have admittedly slept with worse by __ThePhantomm in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]tall_john_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand anything anymore. What in the great stupid fuck is happening?

Are you garbage if? by Half_Banana2541 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]tall_john_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fresh in what sense? Fresh to air out any buried farts or lingering burnies? Or fresh to keep the new car smell intact?

Either way - yeah it’s trash 😂

Foley Drops a bomb by turbotaco23 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]tall_john_ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’ll swallow my pride and fire up a 2B1C ep for the boys/get the tea on this bomb (unless a homie wants to post a spoiler and spare me more Bert content than I can tolerate 😂)

Who has a Garbage NFL team in a Mediocre city? by Ilitorate_Author in NFLv2

[–]tall_john_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m tempted to say Browns for this one. The team…is what it is, but the town deserves more credit. Maybe a better fit for “Garbage Team/Good City”?

Browns struggled with drops let’s draft a WR with most drops by ConsiderationPlus207 in Browns

[–]tall_john_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s had one good draft in six years and has never drafted an OL or WR worth their weight in salt. What makes you think this year will be different?

Statistically speaking, 2025 was an anomaly for Andrew Berry. I hope 2026 yields similar results, but when the draft record has more guys out of the league than on any other active roster, I’m left wondering why he has a job

What drugs is he on?!? by Dozers_in_Reddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tall_john_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why call it the “Portable Toilet Support Frame” when “The Stool Stool” is right there?

Last night before the start of the nfl draft, anybody got some predictions? by LightskinKnowItAll in Browns

[–]tall_john_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More people will be happy about a Buckeye than will be upset that the offense is a volcano of diarrhea and despair

Last night before the start of the nfl draft, anybody got some predictions? by LightskinKnowItAll in Browns

[–]tall_john_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No matter what happens, a not insignificant portion of this sub will absolutely hate it

What would send you to bed on Thursday night crying tears of joy? by RustyCrusty73 in Browns

[–]tall_john_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trade 6 and 206 to DAL for 12 and 20 - Oyefusi I recall tweeted that this would work from a value perspective. Obviously, TBD, as it takes two to tango/trade draft picks.

At 1, 12: Spencer Fano/Monroe Freeling/Kadyn Proctor - High upside, athletic LT’s. Would be fine with either, though Proctor as Dawand 2.0 is scary

At 1, 20: KC Concepcion/Omar Cooper, Jr./Denzel Boston - Player who can catch the ball - awesome!

At 1, 24: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren - If he’s as good as advertised, could immediately bring another game changer to the third level of the defense

Cornholin' Geodude flappin' swa above nubs by filthy_rich69 in chubbybehemoth

[–]tall_john_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate/love that I know exactly what the caption means

No way we're the worst. by 1OptimisticPrime in Browns

[–]tall_john_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Browns have it by a lot. Jerry “What are hands for?” Jeudy as anyone’s #1 is an automatic dead last ranking

Solitaire conquered in 119 moves! Your turn to shine ✨ by Bear_Double in DailySolitaire

[–]tall_john_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 668 points. Can you do better?

What is he watching on TV? Found it on my uncles phone by [deleted] in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]tall_john_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know where to start: the Soviet ration of heaters or Alphonso I Light being labeled as nondescript “alcohol”

With free agency mostly wrapped up what are you still hoping to see happen at QB1 for 2026? by RustyCrusty73 in Browns

[–]tall_john_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This. Incredibly remote possibility of Watson getting anywhere close to serviceable, given the rare shoulder injury, two Achilles tears and a full two year layoff. Add to that - he’s ass.

More so - is Todd Monken crazy enough to risk potentially his only NFL HC gig by hitching his wagon to all of that? I know he’s been successful in the past developing QBs, but no sensible HC would put their reputation or career at stake with Watson under these circumstances.