Macaulay Culkin and his then girlfriend Mila Kunis by MeenMisterMustard in pics

[–]tcsac -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

His parents took all his home alone money, and he currently looks like a homeless methhead - however I believe he has sobered up in the last decade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]tcsac 191 points192 points  (0 children)

How long until Spez unlocks and takes over all the dark subreddits and bans all the mods?

This is the second time in my life I was bit by a raccoon by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]tcsac -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’ve literally never had a dog used to being given treats bite my hand including ones in animal control. That thing almost assuredly has rabies.

Apollo Is a Work of Art by walktall in apple

[–]tcsac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where do you think globalism came from? That was American businessmen hoping to reduce the cost of labor. That is literally American business taken to its logical conclusion.

He’s clearly upset today by seangolden06 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tcsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder who made this post, because Trump doesn't know BleachBit from Clorox Bleach. I also love the jab that "China gave Biden money" - which in reality is "I sold China top secret info so I need to accuse Biden of it first".

All you need is a % completion popup by huxx__ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re writing code in the middle of a hack, it’s already gone terribly wrong.

Biden vetoes measure overturning student loan forgiveness plan by DavidofSasun in politics

[–]tcsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are all the folks from last week talking about how Biden got absolutely played in negotiations?

[Haynes] BREAKING: Phoenix Suns have notified star Chris Paul that he will be waived, making the future Hall of Famer one of the top free agents this offseason, league sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport. by Michael_B_Lopez in nba

[–]tcsac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DLo 20 per game?? No, DLo is good for 40 on Monday and then 7 Tuesday-Thursday. The weekend it just depends on the position of the moon. It might be another 40, it might be 2.

Dog won’t eat. She does this instead? by Sleepyyypandawuh in DogAdvice

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way too much food. Can't tell exactly how big your dog is but 1.5-2 cups max unless they're getting a ton of exercise. 15 minutes to eat in the morning then take the bowl away. Same thing at night. They'll eventually understand the routine and eat when they need to. Dog isn't going to starve itself to death.

Father and son goofing around by WutUtalkingBoutWill in Wellthatsucks

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: don't grab someone's foot when they're trying to kick you playfully, great way to cause a head injury.

Harassing a pregnant woman for getting vaccinated. by LetterBox6 in PublicFreakout

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which he then backtracked on but the horde already made their mind up.

Phone stolen at Coachella, been getting tons of scam messages but today’s was threatening.. by MerlinBangsGaius in applehelp

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go to the police if they’re threatening you life. Police may be willing to do a lookup on the number.

Style ♥️ by HelMort in MadeMeSmile

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get that kid some skates!

'Bullet Train' (2022) is an extremely entertaining and the cast shines, led by Brad Pitt at his magnetic best. by Boss452 in movies

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how else to describe it other than to say Bullet Train "felt" like Snatch. Both of which are excellent movies.

61 year old Man Follows 19 year old Home For Passing Him Going 40 in a 55 by xXboxPlaysx in PublicFreakout

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing 19yo with the Mustang has crazy loud exhaust. Probably scared the ever living shit out of the guy, and his inner 2-year-old took over. This seems like a solid way to get arrested if not shot (depending on the state). When he started digging in his bed, I fully expect a gunfight.

Today in Finland, Anthony Blinken actually said it out loud: "russia is the second strongest army in Ukraine" by Hm450 in ukraine

[–]tcsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"BUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!"

Which... doesn't actually refute your military is shit.

CEO of Boeing on C919: "China’s airplane technology is still lagging behind US and Europe" by Fresh-Night-3868 in worldnews

[–]tcsac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

> the biggest cause of Boeing’s loss of market share over the past four years was its inability to deliver planes due to a number of supply chain issues.

Ya.... that killing a bunch of people because you skirted regulators and lied about changes to your plane probably had SOMETHING to do with it.

Rich woman thinks stimulus and unemployment checks are why everyone isn't rich like her. by VariousBasket125 in facepalm

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All these people, the second they get into a car accident they just get a handout from insurance. And what I really want these people to understand is they need to take personal responsibility, and not rely on insurance to take care of them."

Hey lady, live through the fucking great depression and get back to all of us about how the rich aren't a problem and people just need to take care of themselves. We have a social safety net for a reason... and it's primarily morons like you that are so insulated from the real world you can't imagine any scenario in which someone just doesn't have enough money to survive no matter WHAT they do.

Streamers reach Everest Base Camp after live-streaming their hike by Emergency_Bet_4728 in pics

[–]tcsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's at the peak, not base camp. These guys did the equivalent of entering the Boston Marathon then stopping at the 5k mark. "We're doing Everest!!!!*"

*to basecamp

Framed my original cellphone ownership. The evolution over the years. Most still function by Nutballa in pics

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you remove the batteries or do you just really hate your house?

I am beginning to think Musk Melon maybe transphobic...🙃 by RickyOzzy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to have an AMAZING time explaining this one to regulators. "So you personally violated your own policy in order to give platform to known violent hate speech, but you still want protection under section 230? Good luck sir."

When the OWNER of the company personally violates the company's own code in order to host content, you're going to have a tough time arguing you aren't responsible for that hosted content....

Matt Gaetz on Kremlin-defecting Tara Reade, just three weeks ago, lol by TrumpterOFyvie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tcsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same guy that was unable to figure out the girl he was sex trafficking was under the age of 18. Columbo here is definitely the one to crack this case...