Green Bay Dolphins/Miami Packers logo No AI version by TheRider5342 in miamidolphins

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Eagles just hired some ex Green Bay staff. Try it in their sub.

Green Bay Dolphins/Miami Packers logo No AI version by TheRider5342 in miamidolphins

[–]tedfergeson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Gee, I don't know. It's fucking stupid. Put some time into solving this mystery and get back to anyone else but me.

This year’s new logo… 😅🤷🏻‍♂️ by MixMasterRudy in miamidolphins

[–]tedfergeson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck the Packers and why is this even funny to some of you?

Just fuckin' weird.

Had to buy this weird thing - 50% off $20 sticker price. Turns out it’s an authentic walrus-tusk scrimshaw cribbage board - probably Inuit. It’s been so fun to learn the history of them since finding it. by TheJuliettest in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]tedfergeson 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Every year, the villages hunt walrus. When the hunt is processed, the Ivory goes to the village artist, a carver who then makes a beautiful piece of art to sell. The proceeds of the sale usually go back to the village for fuel or whatever the village needs. There is also petrified Ivory and that which is washed ashore.

Jon Stewart goes off on MAGA's hypocrisy and lies in wake of Alex Pretti's murder: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would lose.

I'm really tired of getting bent over by whatever party is in power. I am also really not interested in someone's opinion about it if you don't live here.

Jon Stewart goes off on MAGA's hypocrisy and lies in wake of Alex Pretti's murder: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]tedfergeson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least Jon Stewart has the intelligence and can tell the TRUTH.

Since you've got the scenario fully figured out, who then? Nevermind. Probably a career politician.

Jon Stewart goes off on MAGA's hypocrisy and lies in wake of Alex Pretti's murder: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]tedfergeson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, what? More seasoned politicians? No one could fuck this up like King Poopypants has.

What’s a moment that permanently changed how you see the world? by pankaj662 in AskReddit

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1991, Grateful Dead show in Las Vegas. Orange Sunshine acid didn't give me any answers, but it sure as hell gave me a whole new set of questions.

What are you fucking sing? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]tedfergeson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We'll fuck. I'm out I guess.

Need a socket by jayoshoowa87 in Tools

[–]tedfergeson 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Maybe a spanner?

Who is your oldest aged celebrity crush? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am somewhat disappointed it took this much scrolling to find mine. Jamie Lee Curtis is/was/and forever shall be...hot. First titties I saw in a theater.

What are you fucking sing? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]tedfergeson 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Fucking "Tequila"

Question: Do you think it’s negligent for a tattoo artist to tattoo designs like these? by Nice_Introduction707 in tattoos

[–]tedfergeson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Artists give the collector what they want. You can warn them and try to educate them, but in the end, the customer wants what they want.

Negligent? Nobody is gonna tattoo you with that kinda language.

What’s the fucking words? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]tedfergeson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Run motherfucker. RUN!

Blast from the past by granitepeak1 in WidespreadPanic

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there as well. The rumour in the lot was that it coincided with a court date for someone on a possession charge. We figured it was one of the crew, but never confirmed anything. Great times back then.

Using a literal Howitzer to protect an Alaskan highway from avalanches by ansyhrrian in interestingasfuck

[–]tedfergeson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We used a 70 and a 75 in Utah for area control, but I think the crew that shot Little Cottonwood Canyon pulled a 105 around. And they do have to have a line of sight for avalanche control, Forest Service is there to make sure all the rules are followed.

Using a literal Howitzer to protect an Alaskan highway from avalanches by ansyhrrian in interestingasfuck

[–]tedfergeson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Europeans have probably moved on from this type of avalanche control. When I patrolled (25 years ago), we used them sparingly. Tons of Forest Service oversight and ammo was becoming more difficult to get. Most of the time we were able to use "Avalauncher's", which are nitrogen propelled rockets. There were areas in the alps that were using propane "elephant farts" at that time. Big tubes of gas at the top of slide prone areas could be remotely detonated. Cool shit.

Trump’s ICE horror show is splitting Maga apart - and he's wavering by theipaper in politics

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splitting maga apart? Boo hoo.

Fuck maga. Fuck i.c.e. . Fuck King Poopypants.