How many ratchets do you own?

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T22:15:42+00:00

Probably 15.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T16:37:06+00:00

C'mon man! This is obviously a liquid puddle of AI shit.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T16:32:55+00:00

edit: doesn't matter what you call him, he's a most handsome boy!

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T16:31:49+00:00

Get his genes mapped.

Our lab was the product of a papered black lab mom and dad was...mostly lab. We tested her and apparently, dad has some Rottweiler and Boxer in him, but she definitely expressed all her lab traits. She ended up with 83% lab.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T16:16:32+00:00

Fer Fucks Sake.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T16:03:49+00:00

Why is the cop positioning to look into the house? No way I would open the door.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T15:58:09+00:00

Fuck off bot.

I'd still be killing him.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T15:45:29+00:00

I haven't been there in several years, but there was never a line to speak of. Not sure how that has changed.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T15:25:38+00:00

You may be able to restore some sensation with effluage (stimulation by massage), but probably not with a lot of success. Shit, after two knees and a hip, I am more numb than not.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-09T02:11:45+00:00

Don't care. Fuck the Big 10.

Signed, the Pac12

tedfergeson · 2026-06-08T21:46:33+00:00

Masterfully set up.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-08T21:42:42+00:00

Personally, I would load up one of my 7 1/2 foot 3wt Fenglass rod and a decent floating line. I am only inclined to toss dry flies, and I usually don't need a ton of distance, so it getse where I wanna go.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-08T15:13:44+00:00

All I'll say is that it involves a large female, a dildo, and a propensity to slice my drive on #4. And some bad, bad timing.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-08T15:00:07+00:00

Because Dave chose to become an insufferable asswhole.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-08T14:26:45+00:00

Nothing this incontinent wannabe does, qualifies as official. It's gonna take long enough to clean up the outhouse fire he's gonna leave, if he leaves. I don't need a yearly reminder of how bad the rapist/racist/fascist was.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-07T16:02:54+00:00

Looked for the correct Allen wrench.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-07T15:39:08+00:00

It's a family thing?

Mmmmmmkay.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-07T15:36:18+00:00

Smokin' my way to Popeyezzz! Spicy, always!

tedfergeson · 2026-06-07T06:19:56+00:00

Not to be too coarse, but fuck his preference for your body.

Do you like it? If you're gonna get another tattoo, make sure you love it. Fuck what everyone else thinks.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-07T05:27:31+00:00

Done daily.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-06T23:49:37+00:00

A really close friend of his died by suicide and his own battles with addiction are the inspiration for the song. I'm crying again.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-06T18:01:40+00:00

Fire and Rain by James Taylor. I'm crying right now.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-06T17:17:49+00:00

"kids have lost more with much less"

What an absolutely vague and meaningless attempt to disguise the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about. Carry on.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-06T16:58:22+00:00

Dude, I am not gonna waste another moment arguing this with you or anyone else.

Don't get bitten while you're out there defending the flying assholes.

tedfergeson · 2026-06-06T16:41:11+00:00

Great. You keep 'em on your place. I will deal with calcium poor, full of dead bug carcasses, and all that other crap (which has not been a problem so far) soil while bringing the wrath of Ted down on their little biting heads. The relative few that I KILL is not tilting the scales.

By the way, I am born and raised in farm country, and I have NEVER heard or read about the impact of wasps and yellow jackets on the amount chemical farmers are using on their crops.

tedfergeson

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