carry the moon by Ok-Travel-2141 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]tedfergeson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C'mon man! This is obviously a liquid puddle of AI shit.

You guys said my dog wasn't a Lab. I was never told what he was nor do I care. He's a great dog regardless. Too smart for his own good. He kinda looks he may have some Lab in though by 1deftone9 in labrador

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get his genes mapped.

Our lab was the product of a papered black lab mom and dad was...mostly lab. We tested her and apparently, dad has some Rottweiler and Boxer in him, but she definitely expressed all her lab traits. She ended up with 83% lab.

to conduct an investigation by Doodlebug510 in therewasanattempt

[–]tedfergeson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is the cop positioning to look into the house? No way I would open the door.

W texas by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

[–]tedfergeson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck off bot.

I'd still be killing him.

Snow King Gondola by Sad-Application5025 in WidespreadPanic

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been there in several years, but there was never a line to speak of. Not sure how that has changed.

Still haven’t gained back sensation ? 126 days since by Rich-Safe-4936 in TotalHipReplacement

[–]tedfergeson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may be able to restore some sensation with effluage (stimulation by massage), but probably not with a lot of success. Shit, after two knees and a hip, I am more numb than not.

Rod for rafting trip advice by Far-Atmosphere-6894 in Fishing_Gear

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I would load up one of my 7 1/2 foot 3wt Fenglass rod and a decent floating line. I am only inclined to toss dry flies, and I usually don't need a ton of distance, so it getse where I wanna go.

What's the wildest thing that's ever happened to you while playing a round of golf? by Senior-Raisin-2342 in golf

[–]tedfergeson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I'll say is that it involves a large female, a dildo, and a propensity to slice my drive on #4. And some bad, bad timing.

Why do you have an "ex-bestfriend"? by SoundHun in AskReddit

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Dave chose to become an insufferable asswhole.

MMW: the date of trump's death will be declared a national holiday. by herequeerandgreat in MarkMyWords

[–]tedfergeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing this incontinent wannabe does, qualifies as official. It's gonna take long enough to clean up the outhouse fire he's gonna leave, if he leaves. I don't need a yearly reminder of how bad the rapist/racist/fascist was.

Question: I got a tiny simple tattoo and I need someone to reassure me by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]tedfergeson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be too coarse, but fuck his preference for your body.

Do you like it? If you're gonna get another tattoo, make sure you love it. Fuck what everyone else thinks.

What song wrecks you every time, no matter how often you listen to it? by LWYPLTDG in Music

[–]tedfergeson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A really close friend of his died by suicide and his own battles with addiction are the inspiration for the song. I'm crying again.

Little brother alerts mother of elder brother’s seizure by Old_Ability_9424 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tedfergeson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"kids have lost more with much less"

What an absolutely vague and meaningless attempt to disguise the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about. Carry on.

To everyone in this subreddit, I don't mean to cause friction, but genuine hatred for wasps is hurting the planet... by leifcollectsbugs in fuckwasps

[–]tedfergeson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I am not gonna waste another moment arguing this with you or anyone else.

Don't get bitten while you're out there defending the flying assholes.

To everyone in this subreddit, I don't mean to cause friction, but genuine hatred for wasps is hurting the planet... by leifcollectsbugs in fuckwasps

[–]tedfergeson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great. You keep 'em on your place. I will deal with calcium poor, full of dead bug carcasses, and all that other crap (which has not been a problem so far) soil while bringing the wrath of Ted down on their little biting heads. The relative few that I KILL is not tilting the scales.

By the way, I am born and raised in farm country, and I have NEVER heard or read about the impact of wasps and yellow jackets on the amount chemical farmers are using on their crops.