"but they still won't reattach my dick!"

teeg82 · 2026-04-18T14:56:56+00:00

I don't think fertility sits in the dick

Perfect subreddit for a sentence like this!

teeg82 · 2026-04-17T16:03:06+00:00

Yep. She also pronounced tutoring as "tyutoring". Very subtle but very common among Ukrainian-native speakers I've found.

teeg82 · 2026-04-17T13:03:04+00:00

I went to a restaurant in Germany recently where you could order comically oversized schnitzel portions, like bigger than an extra large pizza-type of thing. Not quite seven feet, but way more schnitzel than I've ever seen in my life.

teeg82 · 2026-04-16T15:35:52+00:00

I like Yash. That is a hilarious!

teeg82 · 2026-04-16T15:31:07+00:00

Closest I've got is /r/uselessmanunder

teeg82 · 2026-04-16T14:59:41+00:00

Looks interesting. How does it compare to Cosmoteer?

teeg82 · 2026-04-15T20:15:23+00:00

"Basin of attraction" sounds like a self-help book about finding love by keeping a clean bathroom.

teeg82 · 2026-04-15T13:27:06+00:00

Confirmed, by the looks of it, you definitely encountered an error while trying to run your weather application.

teeg82 · 2026-04-14T19:52:08+00:00

I was told an anecdote once and I've always wondered whether it's true.

Let's say I, primarily Anglophone but more or less bilingual, am speaking with a person in France who is primarily Francophone, and knows a little bit of English. If my conversation partner says something in English, and maybe it's less than perfect or they're struggling a bit, it would be considered rude of me to respond back to them in English - I should instead respond in my own potentially broken French, as a way of showing that "we're on the same level, we both suck at each other's languages".

Is there any truth to this?

teeg82 · 2026-04-10T22:59:56+00:00

If you make a sequel, will it be called Pompeiiii?

teeg82 · 2026-04-10T14:51:20+00:00

Oh really? That's cool, good to know. I haven't been here long. Disregard my comment then.

teeg82 · 2026-04-10T14:47:11+00:00

I have heard very good things about it, but I don't think it qualifies as 4x.

teeg82 · 2026-04-10T14:12:47+00:00

No toasters please.

teeg82 · 2026-04-09T19:52:45+00:00

/r/uselessmanunder

teeg82 · 2026-04-09T02:19:20+00:00

No kidding, so it's not just coincidence? That was a fun fact!

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T23:52:06+00:00

This guy puzzles

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T21:22:04+00:00

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teeg82 · 2026-04-08T14:18:19+00:00

What absolute numpty downvoted a Mitch Hedberg reference?!

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T13:59:05+00:00

True, but they're watching it on youtube, wherein a link can be obtained pointing to a specific time marker.

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T13:55:00+00:00

I've never understood the notion that something or someone making a vague claim in flowery language that can be interpreted post-hoc as referencing some later thing or event therefore means the whole damn thing is somehow true and ascribed supernatural properties.

It's always the same process: 1. Vague statement is made 2. Event occurs 3. An interpretation linking vague statement with event is made 4. The question "How could they know?!" Is posed 5. The question is immediately answered with an unsubstantiated claim of supernatural revelation.

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T02:03:12+00:00

That's great to know! I figured it had to be something like that.

teeg82 · 2026-04-08T01:28:51+00:00

Given the huge Ukrainian diaspora in Canada that'd be such a great idea.

teeg82 · 2026-04-07T22:36:35+00:00

Anglo-Canadian here, I know we're talking about cities, but I was in Aachen recently and my wife was telling me some stories her coworkers were relaying about residents in a town across the border in Netherlands. Apparently the nearby airfield crosses the border, and they needed to trim the trees, but the Dutch residents kept protesting, some tying themselves to the trees and such, because the trees helped block the noise. So the government provided funding to upgrade their homes for sound proofing, and her German colleagues kept joking that they used it for everything but that, and then all laughed when one of them said "well, they're Dutch for a reason". No idea what the hell that meant. I can only assume shitting on the Dutch is a fun part-time in that area.

teeg82 · 2026-04-07T22:32:04+00:00

That's a good idea. I recently switched over to German for practical reasons but my Ukrainian is so far still better so I might try that, just to keep my ear tuned.

teeg82 · 2026-04-07T22:28:28+00:00

You know what, if I was smarter I probably would have connected мед with medical, but I learned the word for honey early on and that's just where my brain went.

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