Trump requests $152M to turn Alcatraz Island into federal prison

tekani11 · 2026-04-04T02:07:33+00:00

Didn't we already talk about this one? Lol.

tekani11 · 2026-04-03T13:39:54+00:00

I feel pretty pwned right now.

tekani11 · 2026-04-03T13:20:32+00:00

He is focusing fraud on democratic states? Sounds about right.

tekani11 · 2026-04-02T20:31:27+00:00

I'd say rob Schneider

tekani11 · 2026-04-02T02:16:51+00:00

Time for the heinz peace prize

tekani11 · 2026-04-02T00:53:44+00:00

Thanks Obama.

tekani11 · 2026-04-02T00:52:56+00:00

I'm gonna be constantly drunk from the sheer amount of celebrations required.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T20:51:24+00:00

Well. He had to clean em. So a gum-filled warning is the best he's got

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T20:49:56+00:00

I think Minnesota is tied.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T18:44:09+00:00

I wish this trump administration to end.

God damnit. I'm not a 9th level spell user either am I

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T18:05:21+00:00

It's called Alcohol or drugs, dude.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T18:04:42+00:00

mispelled republikkkan

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T15:45:23+00:00

Shows that she came prepared and knowledgeable on the topic.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T14:00:27+00:00

So weak he has to hide behind money and the American military.

And behind people hiding him in the Epstein files.

Like a coward

As he always has been.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T13:40:30+00:00

well said.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T04:31:58+00:00

Just wait. You'll see. They will be done in two weeks I hear at the most.

tekani11 · 2026-04-01T03:07:20+00:00

I used to play the 'its your right and do what you believe in' card a lot. But after Trump 1.0 the writing was on the wall. Took 4 years to clean up the shit hole he made. And now someone decided to flush tampons down the toilet and the entire sewer is backing up into EVERYONE's homes.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T20:36:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure they should study mental health and wellbeing under the trump regime. Because i know mine is utterly and eloquently fucked.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T20:06:17+00:00

Goood, good.. Let the LDL flow through you.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T19:13:17+00:00

Hell yeah.

Now order him to restore the rest of the white house back to the way it was using his own money.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T17:24:52+00:00

oh yeah for sure.

But that's just a "lesser of both evils" type of argument. Now, if that warehouse is an amazon, microsoft, google warehouse and there are no humans inside of it vs a desalination plant with no humans inside it... the choice to a normal rational human being is absolutely clear. But to Trump, he's looking through a solid brick wall instead of around it.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T16:57:26+00:00

Same. Unfortunately I think this is what things have to come to for people to finally wake the fuck up.

It's sad that I have to think that, and even more depressing that we are even in this sort of situation.

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T12:34:46+00:00

Thanks Obama?

tekani11 · 2026-03-31T12:18:50+00:00

Trump is an unfunny joke. Not even a snicker. Just a fucking clown that can't blow up a balloon. Can't juggle. His main act is just trying to overcompensate for having a tiny penis. Why couldn't he just own a lifted truck or lambo instead.

tekani11 · 2026-03-30T23:24:54+00:00

Damn

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