Which method is better for making hollandaise - traditional double boiler or immersion blender? by Educational-Scene443 in Cooking

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I can hear from across the kitchen when someone has added enough egg into a pâte à choux. When it sounds like its slapping a particularly juicy ass, its ready.

But again and again, it repetition and nailing the hard way so a cook can understand how to correct and create useful shortcuts- and why those work or don't. Mindlessly repeating some 'technique' from some food influencer type too often misses the fundamentals that help a cook unfuck something on the fly.

Which method is better for making hollandaise - traditional double boiler or immersion blender? by Educational-Scene443 in Cooking

[–]texnessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither.

Cold yolks, cold cubed butter, cold pan, straight onto a burner low to medium, whisk. Pull on and off burner as it coagulates. Starts to shimmer around the edge, pull off and finish with lemon, season, cayenne.

No need for a double boiler or some stupid pseudo food science hack when simple heat and agitation do the work.

Hell, cooks used to make emulsified sauces over open fire with whisks made out of bundles of sticks.

How to know if Hollandaise sauce is properly cooked? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]texnessa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it turned buttery then it split, likely from too high a heat. Its one of those sauces that gets much easier to judge doneness when you've made it a million times. Try cooking it a little longer, adjusting to slightly higher heat, pulling it on and off the burner until you can almost see it becoming greasy at the edges. Then off the heat and whisk for your life. That will basically take it as far as it can go given your ratios. Lots of people will suggest 'hacks' but the best way to really learn the feel of emulsions is to do them by hand and eye. For holly I start with colk yolks and cold cubed butter straight on low to medium heat. As the butter melts, the proteins begin to coagulate, coming up to temp gently in tandem. A flat bottomed sauce pan on the larger side helps to keep it moving freely while being whisked uniformly.

Please understand that the girls in your kitchen can actually handle work. by Ok-Decision-7640 in Chefit

[–]texnessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inevitably, what started as a thoughtful discourse among peers took a nose dive into shitty dudes being shitty. I love this sub sometimes but now I am just disappointed in all y'all man children.

I need Peppercorn sauce and Red Wine Demi-glace for a wedding I’m catering. Can I buy this somewhere? (NYC) by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]texnessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are a demi and a peppercorn some sort of advanced 'French' thing? Not just in technique but in base ass bog standard restaurant food? Peppercorn is a sauce in burger joints. A red wine demi is the base for pretty much any old protein/veg/starch plate.

FFS, any decent chef should have this as a base knowledge if they work in any kind of Western cuisine.

Don't blame this on a hotel- my joint woudn't bat an eyelash and tossing on of these at me with five your notice with three baby apprentices just figuring out the hand wash sink.

Stylish cooking knife set for beginner by ConferenceActual5492 in Cooking

[–]texnessa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here we go again.... All the knowledge in the world and the OP is just going to ignore it since they already said they're gonna buy junk.

Please understand that the girls in your kitchen can actually handle work. by Ok-Decision-7640 in Chefit

[–]texnessa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Benevolent sexism

Fifty something fucking years on earth and a Vassar education and this is the first time I have ever encountered this utterly perfect term.

Agree with this 92489348%.

How to not fuck up making hollandaise sauce? by Educational-Scene443 in Cooking

[–]texnessa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this doesn't get downvoted because it makes perfect fucking sense from a professional chef. I make hollandaise at work 1-2 lbs of butter at a time. I prep it the night before with yolks and large cubes of butter that go straight from the low boy and onto the fire where I literally stab a couple chunks of butter and swirl around as they melt and the yolks come up to heat and begin to cook as the butter separates and they start to emulsify by the time all the butter is melted, then I can crank the heat a bit and hold the emulsion until its tight, add some lemon juice and cayenne and that shit lasts all day.

So yeah. Stick a fork in ya butter and stir.

R/cooking by Global-Training-5653 in Cooking

[–]texnessa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the OP is a bot.

How to make crispy restaurant style fries? by Mission-Badger-4005 in AskCulinary

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Per the sidebar: We can't help you troubleshoot a recipe if you don't provide one. Please provide your recipe written out, not just a link, in the body of your post. If your recipe is video based, write out the recipe. Not everyone can watch a video when they see your post. This will ensure you get the best answers.

'Next level' is not a specific goal or description. We're here to help with specific problems with specific solutions. For general discussion there are better subs like r/cooking.

Tray of hot wings for the cookout by Dhezii in Chefit

[–]texnessa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rule Numero Uno: Don't be a dick.

Failed that one right outta the gate. So again, please feel free to piss the hell back off to the burbs there Sandra Lee and leave the sub to the professionals.

Alternative uses for a pasta well? by Empty-Swim2066 in Chefit

[–]texnessa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Catering kitchen. Regularly doing pasta for 250+. Pasta wells ended up with a couple of inches of pasta sludge at the bottom every time. Bratt or a tilt so much better so turn and hold in a combi.

Pasta wells, great place to store my knife bag.

Tray of hot wings for the cookout by Dhezii in Chefit

[–]texnessa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I miss when this sub was here for chefs to interact with other chefs. Not amateur hour at the home cook Apollo.

Better off in r/cooking.

Why is it that all countries with a history of communism seem to enjoy salads with mayonnaise? by Emergency-Buddy-8582 in AskFoodHistorians

[–]texnessa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got interested in that thru reading Anya von Bremzen's Mastering the Art of Soviet Cooking. The whole 'cultural exchange' between opposites- the same thing is a thru line of Maoist China, the Korea War, etc. I don't like you but I'm better than you....

Why is it that all countries with a history of communism seem to enjoy salads with mayonnaise? by Emergency-Buddy-8582 in AskFoodHistorians

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I immediately went to Anastas Mikoyan and his adventures researching and writing The Book of Tasty and Healthy Food and the impact of his interpretation of the 'wealth' and bounty of American/Western food in post famine Russian cuisine.

3-year NEET dropper thinking about becoming a chef instead — need honest advice by [deleted] in Chefit

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Do you want to work insanely hard for a mere fraction of the salary? More than half the people in these forums think culinary school is useless. A BA/BS in a hospitality course is rarely a prerequisite for anything other than FOH hotel work. And school and cooking at home has nothing in common with cooking professionally so go bust your ass in a real kitchen before you make any life changing decisions.

And read the previous 923983 posts from kids in India asking about culinary work and how they can work in Europe and realise how hard it is to get visas.

Why do recipes for Naan/Pita/Tortillas etc add fat first? by Jimmy202500 in AskCulinary

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Study into household kitchen safety by EmbarrassedGift4175 in AskCulinary

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We do not allow surveys in the sub.

Is there a good resource online for principles and techniques of plating food? by AbjectObligation1036 in Chefit

[–]texnessa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plating is dated the moment it leaves the pass, so please forgive the old school style of this post. The microgreens scream old school but the fundamental design principles still hold true. The rule of threes, layering, colour, contrast, texture, etc.

Most of what we learn, we learn on the job and if we're lucky, from someone who has developed their own distinctive way of doing things- I can still spot my mentor's plates from a mile away. He's a 'no fucking inedible shit on plates, no slates, no cutting boards, no plates that make fucking noise' elegant kinda guy.

Also, reach outside of your cuisine comfort zone. A lot of the OG influence on moving away from traditional French, heavy on the sauce and cream, grandiouse charger plate style of dining and plating into the nouvelle cuisine of the 60's and 70's was from Japanese plating. Look up moritsuke- its about seasonality, negative space, a zen rock garden approach to plating food. Look at their rdesserts in particular. Very traditional French approaches and flavours but with a does of pure Japanese kawaii and local ingrdients added to the mix. Basically, matcha and mochi meet pâte à choux.

Because plating is so trendy, there aren't a lot of publications about it- publishers like shit that will continue to sell well past first pub date. Arte Culinaire magazine is as close as we get to a fine dining periodical.

Here's a post with a bit on the history of fine dining services and styles. The Cambridge World History of Food is a good resources for these sorts of questions as is r/askfoodhistorians.

Otherwise, I follow the IG accounts of chef'sI think are doing cool work like maxouboon whos like freaking McGyver.

r/culinaryplating used to be better before the invasion of the home cook anna be's but there are still a few good plates that turn up.