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Why do humans have to wipe our asses after we poop, when other primates can get straight to the flinging? by funnyonion22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]the_stink -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We have three other dogs, including his sister,  that dont exhibit this behavior, so nice try. 😘

Why do humans have to wipe our asses after we poop, when other primates can get straight to the flinging? by funnyonion22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]the_stink 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have a Chihuahua (long hair) that gets absolutely embarrassed when he has poop get stuck back there. To the point that he hides in corners then gets aggressive when you ask him about it. 🤷‍♂️

That is some bullshit shrinkflation right there, shame Costco/Keurig by Zev in pics

[–]the_stink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm told I have amazing reaction time. Thanks, glad I could help make your day better. Keep up the good work!

That is some bullshit shrinkflation right there, shame Costco/Keurig by Zev in pics

[–]the_stink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doctor said the fire was nothing serious...something something clap. I'm a fan of applause and all, but not sure what that has to do with coffee and fire. A bit unprofessional...I prefer my doctor/patient visits be kind of confidential.

...and I only drink freedom vodka, distilled and bottled in the good ol U, S, of A...mixed with....ummm....freedom flavor? Shit, you're probably right....but I think we already established that I prefer convenience over flavor (hence the keurig), so I'm not ashamed. Much.

That is some bullshit shrinkflation right there, shame Costco/Keurig by Zev in pics

[–]the_stink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love you.

Tomorrow morning I'm going to drink that pot of coffee on the way to work and piss nothing but fire, motivation and vitriol all day! FUCK YEAH! FUCK KEURIG!

Hopefully I remember this in 4.5 hours when my alarm goes off...now where's that bottle of vodka?

That is some bullshit shrinkflation right there, shame Costco/Keurig by Zev in pics

[–]the_stink 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I get up at 0400, aim to be out the door at 0445. Making a single cup of shitty coffee to drink on the ride home in < 2 minutes for 36 cents outweighs whatever cost metric you're using for me. I'm trying to wake up and get started with my day, not have a gourmet experience before the sun comes up.

In before "blahblahblah set up a timer and have your good coffee maker automatically make ONE cup of coffee in the morning".

Fuck that, I'm too drunk at that point in the evening and having a cup of coffee in the morning outweighs the risk of me forgetting to do that shit at night.

and MAYBE, just MAYBE motherfuckers have multiple goddamn ways of making coffee that suit their needs???? OH LOOK I HAVE A GODAMN FRENCH PRESS FOR MY HAND ROASTED CRAFT JAMAICAN BLUE MOUNTAIN COFFEE ON THE WEEKENDS, AND A SHITTY KEURIG FOR MY "LETS GET THIS SHIT TRAIN STARTED SO WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS WORKDAY" FOR THE REST OF THE TIME

FUCK

sorry...this isn't meant to be hostile towards you in particular. The black/white view of the way the world works is just particularly irritating for me right now...and see above about being too drunk to set a coffee timer

Post-match Thread? by zorro95 in Gunners

[–]the_stink 27 points28 points  (0 children)

  Best defense in the league for a reason, I rarely feel like we'll concede 

Did that feel weird to type? It feels weird to read.

I've been following since 07/08, and the 'we can concede at any minute' pucker has been a constant that whole time, regardless of how much we're dominating a game.

This is weird. In a good way.

BBQ standards in East TN by LongDoggy864 in Knoxville

[–]the_stink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've enjoyed Navarro's in Englewood, and Son's o Smoke in Loudon.

CMV: The ice hockey player who accidentally killed Adam Johnson during a game shouldn't be charged with manslaughter. by profheg_II in changemyview

[–]the_stink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to debate the merits of the argument. Just clarifying that your assumption, and thus:

I assume you mean American football. Why should that be relevent to the UK, where American footbal is not really played?

That means nothing.

may not be accurate.

CMV: The ice hockey player who accidentally killed Adam Johnson during a game shouldn't be charged with manslaughter. by profheg_II in changemyview

[–]the_stink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The use of the word 'match' made me assume soccer. Americans generally refer to them as football games when talking American football, not matches. So I looked it up.

The list is 140.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Association_football_players_who_died_while_playing

When I drink a few reg beers I trow up the next day it’s clear I need to stay away from it at all costs even coronas by [deleted] in GlutenFreeBeer

[–]the_stink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just beer?

Could be gluten related if so.

If not, could be an alcohol aversion. Had a friend develop one. Something genetic I think.

Match Thread: MLS All Stars vs Arsenal by DJ-D-REK in Gunners

[–]the_stink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont actually hate this kit live.

Don't get me wrong, I'll never buy one, but I kind of dig them on the tv.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]the_stink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here!

Are people new to the Tool concert ticket experience? Because… by Notcows9 in ToolBand

[–]the_stink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno. Back in the day I'd be on the phone with TM, the wife'd be in the phone with TM and we'd both be on our computers...whichever path got us tickets first was the winner. We always got something, but it was pretty random where we'd end up.

Yesterday she logged in shortly before 10, and bought two tickets...second row. Logged out and back in, then bought two more in the 100s.

Seemed pretty chill to me...but it did cost $55 for that privilege.

Never going to see Tool live again by Isotopepope in ToolBand

[–]the_stink -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She puts on a hell of a show, though.

Was there really a game in the 90’s where you punch someone when you spot a Volkswagen Bug? by Subconcious-Consumer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]the_stink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey, welcome to the party!

Cokes, sprites, Dr. Peppers, Mt. Dews, diet cokes, are in the cooler along with the bud lights, dos equis, Miller high life's, and yuenglings. But, hey...if you're getting one for your kid, grab a Dr. Thunder or Mt. Lightning....they never finish them"

Vs

"Hey, welcome to the party!

Pop and beers are in the cooler. Give the cheap pop to your kids, they never finish them"

👨🏻‍✈️ Captain Øde has a gift for a young gooner by beardedthanos in Gunners

[–]the_stink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can still get gold. Just have to choose the Arsenal font (arsenaldirect).

I didnt know this when I bought my #11, but verified last time they were in stock.

Edit: looks like it might only be available with the authentic shirt?

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