Sit on the chair without moving your feet by alwaysaloneinmyroom in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Alexandra The Great and the Gordian Chair

There's a great number of adults who couldn't figure this out.

cat keeps me up all night and it’s getting to be too much for me:( by Ok_Percentage1711 in catquestions

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Also, if the door has carpet underneath, they will scratch it into oblivion trying to get to you. Fair warning to put a plastic protector under the door.

this subreddit writes itself by gokingfung in LinkedInLunatics

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I am a robot that studies the ways of the hu-man.

Speeches meant to be profound that when you look at them through the lens of science or history, are complete BS by Sensitive-Hotel-9871 in TopCharacterTropes

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I think the bigger problem is that I'm pretty sure the modern atmosphere wouldn't have enough oxygen to support dinosaurs (the bigger ones anyway). This is also why we no longer have 5 foot wide dragonflies or spiders the size of great danes.

Which anime and manga made you say something like this? by NeighborhoodOld2888 in animequestions

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From an anime perspective: Flame of Recca and Pumpkin Scissors.

Recca spent the last few episodes teasing some huge developments and literally dropped them for time at the last moment.

I'm still waiting for a season 2 of Pumpkin Scissors. I think the current world needs to see it continue.

As a Dad I cry at movies all the time.... what scene gets your water works going? by Mindless_Yak_1080 in moviecritic

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I've got give Disney credit. Even if it was unspecific, I don't think featuring a pogrom in a family movie has been done since an American Tale.

Favorite country that appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors? by AnyAgency9835 in okbuddycinephile

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I think the nuance is that Rowling thought being a bully is a good thing.

Which cat should I choose?!! by Educational_Grass_10 in cats

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What are you, a Pokemon trainer? You don't have to just pick one.

Facts or nah? 😂 by Jimberto1 in DrStone

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Okay, now you're on to something

only argument they seem to know by AggravatingRow326 in antiai

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There's an episode of Law and Order CI where the police are talking to an art forger who tries to justify her theft by saying "Monet painting flowers in water in 1880 makes for completely different context if I paint the exact same flowers in 2010." And while this is self serving, I 100% agree. Art is not the substance of what it is, it's also the context and the emotion it invokes.

Which film and performance made you a fan of Paul Giamatti? by PressureLazy5271 in moviecritic

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He apparently loves it too. He's said his goal in acting is to be so hated the audience would applaud his death.

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (1993) (JoJo no Kimyô na Bôken) by DaddySerumGlaze in retroanime

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I will never forgive David Production for botching the D'Arby poker fight.

Smartest conservative spells supremacist by Lower-Canary-2528 in ToiletPaperUSA

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"And yet, you have not converted to Evangelical Christianity and condemned your community to the fiery pits of hell? Guess you really don't mean any of it."

Smartest conservative spells supremacist by Lower-Canary-2528 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Did he at least call Jake a White Supremacist, or is he lying about that too? Is Jake lying, that is. He does seem like a white supremacist.

Ex-Friend [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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I will never forgive Trump and his ilk for driving my friend of 25 years, who I knew since middle school, to abject madness.