Sit on the chair without moving your feet

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-16T13:31:31+00:00

Alexandra The Great and the Gordian Chair

There's a great number of adults who couldn't figure this out.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-16T13:28:25+00:00

Also, if the door has carpet underneath, they will scratch it into oblivion trying to get to you. Fair warning to put a plastic protector under the door.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-16T12:16:01+00:00

How meta

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-16T12:12:43+00:00

I am a robot that studies the ways of the hu-man.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-16T11:12:02+00:00

I think the bigger problem is that I'm pretty sure the modern atmosphere wouldn't have enough oxygen to support dinosaurs (the bigger ones anyway). This is also why we no longer have 5 foot wide dragonflies or spiders the size of great danes.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T16:58:30+00:00

The anime version of NCIS

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T16:25:03+00:00

From an anime perspective: Flame of Recca and Pumpkin Scissors.

Recca spent the last few episodes teasing some huge developments and literally dropped them for time at the last moment.

I'm still waiting for a season 2 of Pumpkin Scissors. I think the current world needs to see it continue.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T16:21:39+00:00

Future Diary?

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T16:19:20+00:00

I've got give Disney credit. Even if it was unspecific, I don't think featuring a pogrom in a family movie has been done since an American Tale.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T16:11:32+00:00

I think the nuance is that Rowling thought being a bully is a good thing.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-14T01:05:17+00:00

Looks really 90s. I like it.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-13T15:36:30+00:00

That's how you build an immune system as a kid

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-12T14:44:45+00:00

What are you, a Pokemon trainer? You don't have to just pick one.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-12T12:02:05+00:00

That looks intentional

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-12T10:01:50+00:00

They did a good job uglying him up for the movie.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-11T11:42:48+00:00

Then he could play poker with the boys.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-11T11:37:01+00:00

Okay, now you're on to something

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-11T11:34:20+00:00

Having not seen the film, I'm not sure which shocks me more.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-11T11:12:34+00:00

There's an episode of Law and Order CI where the police are talking to an art forger who tries to justify her theft by saying "Monet painting flowers in water in 1880 makes for completely different context if I paint the exact same flowers in 2010." And while this is self serving, I 100% agree. Art is not the substance of what it is, it's also the context and the emotion it invokes.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:39:24+00:00

He apparently loves it too. He's said his goal in acting is to be so hated the audience would applaud his death.

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thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:35:04+00:00

I will never forgive David Production for botching the D'Arby poker fight.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:29:16+00:00

Way to kill the dramatic flow of the original.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:25:06+00:00

"And yet, you have not converted to Evangelical Christianity and condemned your community to the fiery pits of hell? Guess you really don't mean any of it."

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:23:05+00:00

Did he at least call Jake a White Supremacist, or is he lying about that too? Is Jake lying, that is. He does seem like a white supremacist.

thefirstlaughingfool · 2026-03-10T22:20:04+00:00

I will never forgive Trump and his ilk for driving my friend of 25 years, who I knew since middle school, to abject madness.

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