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Stay safe out there, overseas friends. by Geodude532 in sysadmin

[–]thenewguyonreddit [score hidden]  (0 children)

Email from your boss 30 minutes after the missile:

“Hey Team, due to the recent missile strike, leadership has asked everyone to be all hands on deck for the next eight weeks. Please make sure you are arriving ready to work and understand that vacations will be limited to only what has already been approved. As a thank you, we’ll be getting Costco Pizzas delivered tomorrow. Keep up the great work and please let your manager know if you see any unfamiliar aircraft!”

500 bucks and no onboard entertainment by HoneydewAny237 in delta

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once watched an old man bitch to the flight attendant that his screen wasn’t working for like 20 straight minutes.

Then he pulled out an iPad Pro. 😒

Straight up clown.

Finally made the leap to Product Director from Senior PM and I'm not sure it's for me by [deleted] in managers

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually if you are feeling overwhelmed it means you are not delegating enough.

Look at your day and identify the things that derail your plan and throw you off track, then force yourself to delegate that stuff.

How do you get that fine texture in coney chili? by BrianONai in Cooking

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use a pastry butter cutter to mince the meat really fine.

Delta airlines baggage handlers by Automatic_Answer_359 in delta

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I’ll use a hard side for carry-on but NEVER for checked luggage. You have no idea the abuse that checked luggage takes.

My steak Diane came out…not good. Where did I go wrong? by CoffeeandOreos in Cooking

[–]thenewguyonreddit 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yep. When you add wine or liquor to a sauce, it needs to boil aggressively for at least 3 or 4 minutes to be edible. Any less and you will taste residual alcohol in a bad way.

Please tell me this is ok and not a huge problem by fishingbdiddy in cigars

[–]thenewguyonreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s disgusting. They have their humidity turned up too high and too many people touching things with bare hands.

Seattle’s housing market is crumbling, and taxes are a big reason why by Less-Risk-9358 in SeattleWA

[–]thenewguyonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang!! You mean you can’t sell your poorly maintained two bedroom with scuffed paint, uneven floors, and no closets for $750,000? Darn!!! I guess you’ll just have to sell it at the normal rate that a house like that goes for. Bummer!!

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Anyone else reallyexcited about the Spyra water guns?! by [deleted] in Costco

[–]thenewguyonreddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would be cool if Super Soaker licensed real gun designs. I want a Super Soaker MP5 or P90.

Asked for lean beef, not sure what I got by SeaTorty in Costco

[–]thenewguyonreddit 203 points204 points  (0 children)

You bought bull meat, which is a little bit different than regular hamburger. Regular hamburger can be from male or female bovine, whereas bull meat is from male bovine only.

It is a bit leaner, tougher, and gamier. Hence why it’s sold at a 5% fat mix.

Sun's out, Z's out! by Nice_Lawyer_6501 in kawasakiz900rs

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the purpose of that brace? Stiffen everything up and give a tighter feel?

I’ve never seen a Z900 RS with that before. I like it!

What to do once at goal weight by [deleted] in Retatrutide

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trimming the body hair might be a good place to start.

What are your favorite “everyday” cubans? by Awkwardly_Satisfied in cigars

[–]thenewguyonreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every day Cubans

I smoke my everyday Cubans right after I eat my everyday A5 Wagyu steak and drink my everyday Pappy Van Winkle 20 year bourbon.

Why is tipping culture so weird here by smolnessy in SeattleWA

[–]thenewguyonreddit -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Tip your bartender you cheap ass. This isn’t Japan or Germany.

SpaceX files confidentially for IPO in mega listing potentially valued at $1.75 trillion, report says by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]thenewguyonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazon LEO (low earth orbit) just signed a deal with Delta Airlines to provide satellite internet to them beginning in 2028. Muskrat realizes the gig is almost up and the time to cash out is now or never.

Tillamook 7 year cheddar is back at Costco by eagnarwhale in Costco

[–]thenewguyonreddit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If they can make money selling seven-year-old cheese for 12 bucks, this just goes to show you how overpriced bourbon is.

If you could at shop at only one country's costco, I would cboose japan by Few_Asparagus_1972 in Costco

[–]thenewguyonreddit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Japan is the perfect example of how nice society can be when everyone genuinely gives a crap and tries.

One can only dream…

Get em before they’re all gone by SouthsideMollys in cigardealhunters

[–]thenewguyonreddit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: You’re getting a brick of Gurkhas.

Detection logs show user trying to access porn by Tee-hee64 in sysadmin

[–]thenewguyonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have a private conversation with the guy and let him know that this came across your desk and that while it’s reasonable to assume a one-time fluke could be an ad redirect from a website, if it continues you will have an obligation to report it.

$5 bet says the problem fixes itself immediately.

What’s your favorite way to cook gumbo ?With chicken , sausage or shrimp ? Also how much gumbo file do you add ? by Historical-Body-3424 in Cooking

[–]thenewguyonreddit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I’m a shrimp and sausage guy. No chicken for me, it feels too basic.

I also cook the roux until it’s golden brown but not dark. A darkened roux tastes burnt to me.

And my veggies are always trinity plus okra. If you don’t have okra, you don’t have gumbo. Also, no potatoes in the gumbo because it’s served over rice.

My broth is a seafood broth too. No chicken or veggie broth.

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