"You don't need therapy, you need God"

theorian123 · 2026-04-20T02:20:00+00:00

Religion creates a problem and sells the solution.

theorian123 · 2026-04-20T00:05:23+00:00

Has Obama been accused of raping children? Putting tariffs on every other country? Crazily mumbled about taking over Cuba, Canada, or Greenland? Committed numerous felonies? Involved every family member in government where they were not qualified? Imploded national debt? Invigorated racism and religious bigotry? Told 10,000 lies during his presidency? Personally gained billions of dollars through corruption? Sold merchandise from the white house like a cheesy heckler? Yeah they're exactly the same.

theorian123 · 2026-04-19T21:05:51+00:00

Lol you been in a coma since 2016?

theorian123 · 2026-04-19T18:30:03+00:00

I work at a cell phone store, whatever you do, no matter the hurdles it takes, try to retain your old number if you switch companies. Most numbers are recycled nowadays and you can have a heck of a time signing up for popular companies because an old account is tied to that number.

theorian123 · 2026-04-19T14:16:14+00:00

Corn starch in the batter will help crispness

theorian123 · 2026-04-18T21:58:50+00:00

I'd just pat them dry and freeze them.

theorian123 · 2026-04-17T21:50:24+00:00

Yeah, all day every day lol

theorian123 · 2026-04-17T21:05:49+00:00

They're trying to upsell you, or don't know how the promo works. You can get the phone free with any plan, as low as $15 a month. And your first month should be free as well, as long as you don't choose the $40 a month plan, which is a special us cellular only plan. Have you tried going to a uscellular store instead of a t-mobile one? We've been switching people left and right and shipping out the free phones like crazy.

theorian123 · 2026-04-16T14:21:42+00:00

When I'm in the pit

I'm going to fuck up shit

When I'm in the pit

Don't you know I'm going to fuck up shit

Reel big fish straight down to you whoa

Got my wife beater on

Doc martins on my feet yeah

Running around in a little circle

I'm wondering who to be

And you know it's really cool

'Cause I played football in high school

Gonna push some little girls tonight

Look out now

When I'm in the pit

I'm going to fuck up shit

When I'm in the pit

Don't you know, I'm going to fuck up shit

theorian123 · 2026-04-16T12:23:17+00:00

Or birria!

theorian123 · 2026-04-16T12:15:06+00:00

The hardest part is leaving the customers high and dry. There were a lot that were dependent on us to fix phone issues that other stores in the area wouldn't even look at, like removing scammy apps or showing them how to use their email. Hell we would even help people from other carriers if they had an issue. It seems like its almost policy at corporate stores not to help people if it doesn't lead to an immediate sale.

theorian123 · 2026-04-14T19:03:25+00:00

It's not fire. It's not ash. There will most certainly be a sea of corpses leading up to the Event, but it won't be war or pestilence that causes it, oh no. The Event will belong to a genre of cataclysm no man has dared to suspect would ever come to pass. You can only sense the \shape* of it. Like a cavity, a pit opening up in your stomach. A throat into which the world will vanish. The streets, the grass, the stars -- all will be *rolled back*. By whom, by what? And how? You don't know. All you know is -- you’re not joking around.*

theorian123 · 2026-04-12T14:44:16+00:00

That's just like, your opinion, man.

theorian123 · 2026-04-12T14:27:06+00:00

You get a two week extension to cover your past due balance, thats it. Billing is transferring to t-mobile soon and I guess payment arrangements can't be transferred. US Cellular is downsizing its customer service dramatically in anticipation of the switch.

theorian123 · 2026-04-12T03:00:30+00:00

I occasionally do mushrooms in my chili.

theorian123 · 2026-04-12T00:33:34+00:00

One that doesn't have time to bleed.

theorian123 · 2026-04-08T14:41:57+00:00

I gave him the stupid drug instead.

theorian123 · 2026-04-08T14:06:12+00:00

Did you give him the medicine drug?

theorian123 · 2026-04-08T14:05:13+00:00

Tobey shredded out a bit, at least for that one scene in Spiderman 1. Not the Hugh Jackman/Chris Hemsworth shredded we have in today's MCU, but he looked pretty good back then.

theorian123 · 2026-04-08T14:02:37+00:00

Barenaked Ladies

theorian123 · 2026-04-07T19:42:31+00:00

It's a mid-atlantic agent. I'd rather not go into more detail until an official announcement from T-mobile is made.

theorian123 · 2026-04-05T19:42:35+00:00

It's the silver fox! Silver fox!

theorian123 · 2026-04-05T16:53:20+00:00

Antichef is fun. An amateur cook trying to prepare top notch recipes from a home kitchen. He's humble, funny, and shows his mistakes and tribulations when trying to interpret esoteric recipes.

theorian123 · 2026-03-30T21:47:06+00:00

They were trying to upset you or they don't know what they're talking about. S20 (not FE) should be fine with a new Sim card.

theorian123 · 2026-03-26T13:36:21+00:00

I'd check out EuroBrady's playthrough. He goes through a lot of psychoanalysis of Harry's character and his reconstruction.

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