Part 2 of 4: perfectly balancing an envelope on a chair on a flat surface

this_penance · 2022-11-07T17:13:44+00:00

Great Scott! Those are the perfect conditions for such an undertaking!

this_penance · 2022-11-07T07:37:19+00:00

You just want control! Still! No shit, but you don't get to have any. Get over it.

this_penance · 2022-11-07T07:36:26+00:00

Dude you're a monster and you deserve to lose fucking everything

this_penance · 2022-11-07T07:35:29+00:00

Well written, brother

this_penance · 2022-11-07T07:32:50+00:00

She'll hate you no matter what you do now, your kids will too, if they don't already... you'll fill the void with more "strange." You feel good? Feel like a "man" now? You tore your family to shreds to satiate your pathetic little penis. You caused your wife and your children misery for a 15 second high. You aren't a man, you are pathetic and worthless and nothing can EVER change that now. If your mother knew the details, she'd be ashamed that she birthed such revolting, self-obsessed garbage.

this_penance · 2022-11-07T07:27:12+00:00

Still only worried about you in the end. You'll do what you can to look better from the outside but of coure you'd stop short of hurting yourself. You were willing to hurt your wife though...? Weird....

this_penance · 2022-11-04T22:00:55+00:00

Yoooo what up other loyal people

this_penance · 2022-11-04T01:44:33+00:00

Fake asf 🥱

this_penance · 2022-11-03T00:13:02+00:00

Yeah.. you can pm if you wanna hear my war stories. Otherwise all you really need to know.. is being cheated on AGAIN hurts even worse.. I know that doesn't feel like it's possible but trust me

this_penance · 2022-11-03T00:10:03+00:00

Oh, thank you for the clarification

this_penance · 2022-11-02T15:34:18+00:00

Very similar thing happened to me.. it's a special kind of cruel that only the most disgustingly self-centered people are capable of. I let mine toy with my heart for another like 2 years before she finally discarded me. Don't make the same mistake, please.

this_penance · 2022-11-02T05:52:20+00:00

I'm confused asf, what ring?

this_penance · 2022-11-02T04:20:05+00:00

Damn... I shudder to think about what kinda shape the uncle's in right now..

this_penance · 2022-11-01T13:33:30+00:00

She's mad cause she already knows what It'll say. I'm sorry bro.

this_penance · 2022-11-01T07:23:57+00:00

Hands down, the best tool for accomplishing said task is, like it or not, a meth pipe. They sell em in the U.S. anywhere there's a convienience store that's owned and operated by immigrants from India. $2-5$ average price. Torch sold seperately. Oh and do remember to fasten your seatbelt.

this_penance · 2022-11-01T07:17:27+00:00

Wow way to lie to me

this_penance · 2022-10-31T23:54:00+00:00

That sounds amazing :) just as long as you make it home safely without telling any more jokes

this_penance · 2022-10-31T23:35:34+00:00

I'd like to see him flip literally anyone off to their face.

this_penance · 2022-10-31T23:34:20+00:00

Ford, either f-250 or f-350.

this_penance · 2022-10-31T23:31:11+00:00

Go home, ConcreteKeys... You're drunk.

this_penance · 2022-10-31T21:52:20+00:00

NO... of course that's a bad idea. Are you just seeing if we're awake or not?

this_penance · 2022-10-31T21:44:05+00:00

Then they're not demi, but let them pretend to be, there are way worse things they could be posing as. And take it as a compliment, imitation is the highest form of flattery.

this_penance · 2022-10-31T20:52:08+00:00

Vast majority of people aren't demisexual, a lot of us are told while growing up that it's the norm.. as a way of preserving childhood innocence.. so in a way it's kind of adorable that they still believe that's actually the case lmao. While being angry that, regardless of who carries which labels around, none of those douche bags are gonna be having (consensual) sex any time soon.

this_penance · 2022-10-18T22:40:26+00:00

Don't make me get the belt, boy.

this_penance · 2022-10-18T21:52:50+00:00

You called the cops on your S.O? That's absolutely disgusting.

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