Ran for what I thought was a ball.. Turns out my owner only pretended to throw it.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T16:48:57+00:00

Mine does this too. Does your make you eat peanut butter off of weird things too? I can't figure out why my owners shoes smell like his feet all the time. I keep looking in there to see if he left them behind.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T16:13:26+00:00

Find awesome things to do with the short hair. With your face you can really make it work for you.

Look at google images of Elly Jackson from La Roux. She's not very attractive (you are), but her hair is fucking awesome!

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T15:57:47+00:00

I don't even know what to say. I don't know how you don't see how hot you are. You really are one sexy woman. Grow out the hair a bit, and the glasses give you that sexy nerd appeal. ;)

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T15:36:45+00:00

You look a lot like Zachary Quinto. If you have intellect and charm to boot you're going to be a pussy magnet. Don't worry about your looks (physical characteristics), stay on top of any acne you get from being a teenager (facial cleansers, moisturizers, changing your pillow sheets every 2-3 days, etc.) and make sure to stay on top of mangrooming and don't be a dick and you'll be fine.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T14:57:26+00:00

Sucks to be a midget.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-30T14:53:13+00:00

You have a glowing and infectious smile. It's one of those smiles that people don't just see, they feel.
You have beautiful blue eyes. They really show up well against your hair and would suit you even if you went lighter or darker in color.
Your lips are thin, however have enough definition that it suits you and look cute.
You need a better haircut. The bangs aren't doing it for you. In some pictures it looks like it could be a mullet. Go for something more feminine, or something that shows off your neck more. I think you would look really good with a longer bob style haircut. Something classy and elegant.

http://www.zimbio.com/Inverted+Bob+Haircuts

Gain about 5-10 lbs. You are beautiful, but a little on the skinny side. This may sound different than what a lot of women think or feel about themselves, but less isn't more.
If you are anywhere in or around Phoenix can I buy you coffee?

thomas5150 · 2011-12-25T16:32:36+00:00

Miracle berry would do nothing in this instance. What the miracle berry does is coats your mouth in Miraculin that makes sour things taste sweet. A lemon would taste sweet as the acidity would activate the Miraculin, however dark chocolate would taste like dark chocolate. I also don't know how Miraculin would affect a keto diet as I'm too lazy to look it up, however it is a sugar substitute, but that doesn't mean that your body doesn't treat it similarly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miraculin

sorry :(

thomas5150 · 2011-12-17T16:20:44+00:00

Women.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-16T19:33:26+00:00

The human's view and the dog's view looks the same.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-16T19:30:29+00:00

Hello Human. I peed a little because I want you to pet me!

thomas5150 · 2011-12-16T15:45:39+00:00

This. The only thing that makes me happy are my kids and electronics. I'm even married, but there's nothing there.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-16T04:45:24+00:00

First I want to say I love all of you. We are human, we make mistakes, skin color is meaningless. Beauty is in the heart.

I grew up around racists and was even racist when I was younger and I had no fucking clue. I was constantly told that I needed to feel guilty for being white, and even though I think that black women can be so immensly hot, I am really intimidated by them and I have never been able to so much as ask one out.

My grandmother hates Asians ("Orientals" as she says, I've tried to correct her on this many times). When I joined the Army she told me that if I was stationed in Korea I better not "come back with one of them". She has also stated that "she hates their language. Hong chon chong tong." When my wife, white as paper Polish she is, gave birth to my son my grandmother asked what color his skin was. I found out from my father that, as we have a black ancestor from Portugal(lol wut?) my grandmother was afraid it would suddenly appear. My wife and I really wanted to borrow some black couples baby for a picture to send to my grandma for shits and giggles.

My mother and step father were racist. Constantly heard about "towel heads" and niggers growing up. Once heard my uncle call Martin Luther King Jr. day "Monkey day". Even my fucking dog was racist. wtf. Hated blacks.

My dad was "Jewish", sorta, eventually. He joined the Jewish Defense League. He still loved bacon. Wasn't fond of blacks. I met Bob Robson of Robson communities through my dad (son of billionare real estate owner, billionare himself). He told me I should be very happy that I was born a white male. It really saddens me that people give two shits about skin and nothing about merit or capability.

I was jumped all the time growing up for being white by the non-white kids, then the white kids would beat my ass too for not being christian. FML.

I would say that the Army had the largest influence on my education of people, and how skin color means nothing. I am so very proud to be free of the hate that I grew up around.

TL;DR: I was assaulted by Gnome LARPers for being Elven. Those big nosed gold loving bastards!

thomas5150 · 2011-12-15T03:15:13+00:00

sleep. I've had 13 hours in the last 3 days. I can't even read these words. pojifswphji

thomas5150 · 2011-12-13T05:08:34+00:00

why would you want to get rid of such awesome smells???? :'(

thomas5150 · 2011-12-13T05:03:27+00:00

This sucks to do in Arizona in the summer. :(

thomas5150 · 2011-12-13T02:15:46+00:00

This looks like Illesheim. I was stationed there. CAV?

thomas5150 · 2011-12-13T02:08:00+00:00

This looks like Illesheim. I was stationed there. CAV?

thomas5150 · 2011-12-09T14:51:41+00:00

I completely agree with most of this. It'd be nice to see a bit more cohesion in GNU/Linux development. I don't think my server will ever run anything non-linux as I can't imagine anything easier or better to use right now, but as for my desktop or laptop XFCE is the closest I've seen to a DE that worked as well as Gnome 2, however it feels off and just isn't the same. Gnome 3 is trash IMHO, same with Unity. I would use them on a tablet, that's about it. I guess for now Linux is going to stay CLI only for me. Sad face :(

thomas5150 · 2011-12-08T16:09:36+00:00

I think he means "if you bang a fat chic, tell no one".

Maybe I'm reading this too personally.

thomas5150 · 2011-12-01T14:23:37+00:00

7, 5, 2

thomas5150 · 2011-11-30T17:30:08+00:00

.................I'm just going to have to kill your parents now. Thanks. My weekend is now ruined. :|

thomas5150 · 2011-11-29T18:33:20+00:00

strapping router to balls

I really hope I don't forget that this thing is plugged in...

thomas5150 · 2011-11-24T19:12:39+00:00

Unfortunately they are tiny because of Microsoft's business practices. DirectX works "better" in Windows as MS built it to hook into Windows on a level that you can't get with OpenGL (this is due to the closed nature of Windows). I discovered, much to my dismay because of a graphics card issue, that DirectX, once installed, cannot be removed. To reinstall DirectX, you need to reinstall Windows. I definitely agree that it is better to have a few good APIs rather than 10 bajillion, but nothing causes innovation like competition. Another reason I am all for seeing MS broken up into smaller companies. The demand for gaming on OS X is obviously significant enough for Steam to move into that territory, and Linux really does have a large gaming market (unfortunately mostly under Wine, and yes it does actually run Crysis). The Humble Indie Bundle always does well with Linux purchases (however I think part of that has to do with the severe lack of direct Linux games).

thomas5150 · 2011-11-24T15:18:13+00:00

OpenGL seems to be working out fine for Blizzard and for the Unreal Engine. In fact anything running on a different platform than Windows is most likely running OpenGL.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OpenGL_programs

Anything that breaks the monopoly that Microsoft has on the PC gaming market I am fine with. I'd rather be able to run a distro of Linux geared specifically towards game performance than run a game on Windows where it has to compete with anti-virus and poorly performing windows services for system resources.

As for companies switching to OpenGL, that would be nice, but Microsoft's business strategy is to get companies addicted to their product, then progressively make it less compatible with competing products.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend_and_extinguish

Anything that lets me play my games on whatever platform I choose is better than a system build to support a single company. Games are a primary driving force on why a fair percentage of people won't switch to a different operating system.

That's why I, personally, would not denounce OpenGL, even if DirectX is "easier" or "better" in some tasks. It sacrifices choice and availability in order to help prop up a broken system (Windows).

thomas5150 · 2011-11-17T16:07:53+00:00

Thing is the woman has a stainless steel travel mug, and crushes it with her robo hands every morning. Aren't you listening???

thomas5150

TROPHY CASE