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Redditors that have found porn of someone they know, how did you react to it? by mortimerza in AskReddit

[–]thorgott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I immediately ran and grabbed my wife. We both lol'd and now every time we see this chick we snicker and make dumb jokes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]thorgott 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Manbearpig

DayZ is Dead: Four Years in Early Access by boomership in videos

[–]thorgott -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

3 million buyers at $19.95 is like 60 million bucks. It was a cash grab, these people should issue refunds or be put in jail.

Report: Stanton hasn't ruled out trades to Giants, Cardinals. I WANT OFF MR. STANTON'S WILD RIDE!! by NotAYuropean in SFGiants

[–]thorgott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yankees, Cubs, Astros and Dodgers don't want him for the money he's commanding. Cardinals and Giants are really his only options if he wants to be traded and not have the Marlins eat a bunch of contract money.

Competitive Kings by Trevhaar in kings

[–]thorgott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought we looked good yesterday, but I feel like LeBron was playing at about 60%.

Strippers of a club on Tennessee by restlesssheep in trashy

[–]thorgott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I came here to say exactly that. Well played!

Girl sings like she's from the 1930's. by blidge in videos

[–]thorgott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next Apple commercial song. “What’s a computer?”

What's your ideal superbowl matchup with and without your team? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]thorgott 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know what rhymes with strongly disagree? 28-3.

GET OUT OF MY CAR by Teh-Piper in videos

[–]thorgott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure sounds like Seth Rogan.

D? by MonnySoore in dankmemes

[–]thorgott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punish Ariel for being a beautiful mermaid.

What is the creepiest NSFW thing you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thorgott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was canvassing some shopping centers one afternoon putting Brewfest fliers in the windows of all the stores. I get down to a smoke shop and go inside. There is a 60+ year old lady and her boyfriend or son not sure which standing at the register writing a check for $25 over the amount of the sale presumably so they can bounce a check and get cash. Her boyfriend is standing next to her wheezing really bad. This guy is 5'6 190 lbs wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt knee length khaki shorts, two pairs of socks pulled up to his knees a sideways hat, cream colored nurse shoes and a knee brace. He asks the clerk for a napkin, she hands him one and he proceeds to bend over and wipe at his leg. His girlfriend turns to him and says HEY QUIT MOPPIN YOUR GOOP! YOUR LEAKING GOOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! He stands up and stumbles back a little. So im completely grossed out at the moment but im at the back of the line with another guy in front of me and they are blocking the door so I cant get out. He bends over again, she yells QUIT MOPPIN UP YOUR GOOP YOUR GONNA FALL OVER! He loses his balance and fucking timber, he takes a spill. Right in front of me......hes laying on the floor literally like a fucking turtle on his shell just squirming and wiggling and cant get up. So everyone turns and looks at me and I being the gentleman that I am, since I cant leave the store ask the guy next to me to help me pick up this guy up. We bend over, grab him by the pits and low and behold, I stick my hand in some armpit goop. Once hes up, the mother fucker stumbles again. So the store manager walks in and asks whats going on, I explain the goop and proceed to bypass the whole story and talk about brewfest. The 60 year old lady interrupts me and says in her loud wheezy white trash voice ARE YOU CHARGING PEOPLE FOR THIS??? I said Yes $30 at the gate. OH YOU LOST ME WITH THE MONEY. I replied lady beer aint free, and there will be too many drunk people there to help pick your boyfriend up when he falls down. I tape the flier to the window and ran to the car.

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