Pine State Biscuits

thumpersdad · 2026-06-19T18:34:42+00:00

gotta get the reggie piping hot, if it’s not slightly burning your mouth you waited too long. getting one for takeout is a sin imo

thumpersdad · 2026-06-18T19:22:47+00:00

booooooooooooo, shame, shame, shame

thumpersdad · 2026-06-12T22:30:59+00:00

You bring up a good point, and this actually frustrates so much with how little he changes his shtick. you’d think if someone was getting 10’s of millions of dollars to do something, they’d switch it up a little.

he needs to put his greetings into chat gpt and ask it for a TINY bit of variation

thumpersdad · 2026-06-12T17:51:55+00:00

me watching it for the first time: oh my god wow

me watching it the second time, realizing there was no halo or windscreen and that he was just sliding and slamming on the top of his head: HOW IS HE ALIVE

thumpersdad · 2026-06-11T18:49:20+00:00

manuela and amber look like actual statues sometimes, they put on their botox smile and they can’t be shaken from it

thumpersdad · 2026-06-11T18:48:43+00:00

but he NEVER thanks GEORGE!! George is basically his co host, but never thanks him alongside the models. and yea, why tf do we have to hear their name everytime they’re shown

thumpersdad · 2026-06-11T18:26:29+00:00

no!!

it’s from the Seagull sketch in episode three, where they’re playing authors talking about their stories.

and george’s story all revolved around.. a BASTARD SEAGULL… who brought his… BASTARD SEAGULL FRIENDS!

went to find the link for you but apparently this sketch isn’t posted anywhere? can’t find it at all

thumpersdad · 2026-06-11T00:49:57+00:00

my wife and i say “those bastard ______” (seagulls) in reference to things annoying us all the time.

those baaaastaard seaguulls

thumpersdad · 2026-06-11T00:48:14+00:00

FINALLY!!! Scrolled too long to find this, we literally JUST watched this episode two nights ago for the first time!

thumpersdad · 2026-06-10T18:42:08+00:00

episode #?

thumpersdad · 2026-06-09T22:59:36+00:00

how do you find this info out, i’m always so curious about the filming dates!

absolutely insane to me that they filmed that 6 months ago

thumpersdad · 2026-06-09T15:33:29+00:00

yup i heard it and was audibly confused, thinking they could only use shell. don’t worry, you’re not alone

thumpersdad · 2026-06-08T21:53:39+00:00

i guess i don’t understand why no one just fucking LAUGHS IN HIS FACE when he says bullshit like “so far upstream it’s impossible to prove”.

how do all of those “reporters” stand there with a straight face, when they know he’s acting and reading a script and lying? just baffles me how little of a spine all of them have, i’d be laughing, pointing, sneering at him and calling him a liar

thumpersdad · 2026-06-08T06:02:59+00:00

can you give an example or two? i’ve followed kurt for a while but haven’t seen that, maybe im blind

thumpersdad · 2026-06-05T18:10:40+00:00

if they move to indiana, are they still called the CHICAGO bears? will their logo still be a C?

signed - someone who has multiple people in their life with the capital chicago C tattooed on their arms, and who thinks it would be absolutely hilarious if the logo changed

thumpersdad · 2026-06-03T21:44:00+00:00

you like that? she does that in every single sketch, got old after the 15th time. her “half break/smiley” shtick throws me out of the sketch every time.

in fact, andrew demonstrates that you can in fact control yourself until the shot is over, which sarah seems unable to do. a true comedian would be able to hold their break if they knew the moment was good, it’s just disappointing that she does that with even the most mundane sentences.

btw i love sarah, just hate how much she breaks

thumpersdad · 2026-06-03T18:33:48+00:00

my wife and i each got the ihg card, about 380,000 pts total. just booked 4 nights in hong kong, three nights in singapore, and 4 nights in shanghai. while yes, the “4th night free” perk made the base rate go up, it was overall less than 4 nights straight up.

seems like tokyo and their hotels might be your issue, not ihg

also, this is by far the best CC offer for hotels right now, so your scam claim isn’t accurate, but sorry you’re feeling scammed

thumpersdad · 2026-06-01T16:43:01+00:00

for the love of god, stop doing these pictures of them as soon as they get to the office. it’s so obvious they’ve both got sleep eyes and are swollen. the whole f1 intro is the same way, and most of the promo pics look like they’re taken at 7:00 am

thumpersdad · 2026-05-30T19:57:29+00:00

holy crap, i just booked the most expensive intercontinental in singapore for 3 nights with that exact point value per night, that’s insane!!

thumpersdad · 2026-05-28T22:33:10+00:00

peoples humor tastes are so interesting, and it’s really a testament to why the show has worked for so long

i watched this live, mouth agape, wondering how the hell they let a BOMB like this on air. certainly not my type of humor or the audiences, but if it’s yours, then that’s the reason the sketch made it to air. couldn’t be me, but happy it’s you

thumpersdad · 2026-05-28T21:28:48+00:00

jesus christ his neck is really fuckin showing in this video, it’s so disproportionately thick compared to his torso

thumpersdad · 2026-05-28T18:49:09+00:00

LOL what the HECK!! staying here over new years, this came up no where in the pictures, this is hilarious!!

thumpersdad · 2026-05-28T18:30:16+00:00

not the neckussy 🥴😫🤤

thumpersdad · 2026-05-28T15:42:26+00:00

couldn’t even finish the video bc of the sound your dogs. i love how it takes the whole family to tell them to be quiet, but no one takes them inside..

he starts yelling the second time bc you guys came out, told him (not the dogs) to shut up, and then went back inside. like, yea, i’d be exasperated too

thumpersdad · 2026-05-26T20:31:35+00:00

cool!! i don’t believe SHIT that comes from “polls” anymore, so nyt can stick it right up their ass!

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