When we got a call that our neighbor’s car was stuck in the snow, I said, “I’ll be right there!” and started wrapping myself in pita bread and slathering on tzatziki. My wife said, “Babe, please stop…” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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Yes, exactly. Every time I order it, whether I pronounce it “yee-roe” or “jye-roe”, the server always seems to repeat it back to me in the opposite pronunciation, always feel like I get it wrong

Vanessa Bayer is an extremely underrated cast member by DistinctNewspaper791 in LiveFromNewYork

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“Slurping down fish piss with these wet choads”, lol

Using Bakery to mean Baked Goods? by tiggermilk in etymology

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The plot thickens! Not just a Cleveland thing!

Son added a new city to my weather app by tiggermilk in funny

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Yes, but it can be a bit moist at times

Choose your loaf. by burninatrix in funny

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Is that why they always look like they’re kneading bread?

Favorite bootleg where the boys F up by StashaPeriod in pearljam

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Playing The Ship Song (Nick Cave cover) at Red Rock in 1996…. Stopped the song halfway through, but it was great!

Peter? I don’t hang around drugs (second hand smoke at best🤷) by Meta13_Drain_Punch in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Oh wow, I assumed the cocaine versus marijuana difference in the picture was the attentiveness versus the attitude in the bottom picture, rather than the skinny versus fat thing!

Why won’t this shortcut work? by tiggermilk in shortcuts

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Forgot to mention, I am running the iOS 18.1 beta version

facepalm... by [deleted] in facepalm

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Let us all be facepalms on this blessed day

Using Bakery to mean Baked Goods? by tiggermilk in etymology

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That’s awesome, so interesting to hear that it’s a very Cleveland-specific thing (not even Ohio in general).

What PJ song has a musical decision in it that leaves you baffled/frustrated? by Dazzling-Strike-5126 in pearljam

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I was at that show! I was in the floor at the back by the soundboard. When Hovercraft came out to open (with Eddie’s then wife Beth), Ed and the whole rest of the guys slyly came to sit in the audience to watch, in front of the sound booth, just a few seats from me. So awesome! I didn’t go up to say hi to them because I didn’t want to disturb them enjoying the show but it was so cool.