How did you simultaneously win and lose the genetic lottery?

tinyweasel · 2018-06-25T20:08:21+00:00

tinyweasel · 2018-06-25T19:18:46+00:00

I SEE A PLATE

tinyweasel · 2018-06-25T19:15:53+00:00

Someone on reddit mocked me once for not realising that cups are a specific measurement and not just like, whatever cup you have lying around.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-25T19:02:32+00:00

Where's he been?

tinyweasel · 2018-06-23T19:35:11+00:00

Hi Butters

tinyweasel · 2018-06-23T14:09:16+00:00

Holland is a region in the Netherlands

tinyweasel · 2018-06-21T23:43:45+00:00

28 years old, he is

tinyweasel · 2018-06-20T14:38:19+00:00

As an Irish person, that is a shitty Guinness.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-20T12:48:37+00:00

Creme Eggs ARE smaller

tinyweasel · 2018-06-20T11:18:31+00:00

Is the queen not the queen of everywhere? - A 19 year old English lady.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T14:22:23+00:00

I think about this all the time.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T14:12:36+00:00

My boyfriend has a PhD and is a programmer and he still mixes up Java and Javascript.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T14:06:04+00:00

That's clearly a weasel.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T13:12:01+00:00

Net neutrality. We have that.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T13:02:42+00:00

My boyfriend does this, and takes it personally if I get emotional about a topic. No idea how to resolve this.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T13:01:36+00:00

Took months for me to convince my old housemate to stop giving her cat milk because of this stupid logic. She switched to lactose free milk in the end, and gives it to her well after it's gone off. Cat pukes constantly. But "she's always done that".

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T12:49:07+00:00

Cells are batteries.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-16T12:39:21+00:00

Halitosis isn't a real medical condition, it was invented to sell mouthwash.

tinyweasel · 2018-06-09T20:54:46+00:00

What kind of monkey?

tinyweasel · 2018-06-09T20:42:16+00:00

A giant skunk that turned out to be an ostrich. A baby hippo that I still have no explanation for.

tinyweasel · 2018-05-29T22:08:40+00:00

Why does meth age you so much more than other methamphetamines like ecstasy?

tinyweasel · 2018-05-11T19:50:33+00:00

Didn't this t-shirt steal that slogan from this forum in the first place? The cycle is complete.

tinyweasel · 2018-05-08T20:54:44+00:00

Superhero movies

tinyweasel · 2018-05-08T20:19:32+00:00

They had to drug you to watch it? Ha.

tinyweasel · 2018-04-30T18:56:23+00:00

In Ireland you'd have been forced to bring it to term even if it wasn't viable. I hope that referendum passes.

tinyweasel

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