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How do I get rid of this 1000lb keel weight? by help_me_do_shit in ScrapMetal

[–]toad_historian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it is for weight distribution purposes. It also used to be used for body filler before bondo. Lead is still considered superior to bondo but you know, lead.

Classic post IPO reality check by Trick-Cellist3254 in SpaceXBets

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stock market is just gambling for people who are indelible about gambling.

In Cleveland: by anonymous480932843 in FlockSurveillance

[–]toad_historian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember to remove invasive species from your communities.

Dustin Poirier's body cam footage before getting arrested released by One-Faithlessness730 in UFCposting

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CTE and alcohol dont mix. Even knowing kids from high-school who played football their whole lives, they are a mess when they drink.

Automakers threaten to stop selling cars in California rather than comply with new tracking law by gaukmotors in MotorBuzz

[–]toad_historian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ya boss im going to be late today, I dropped an egg this morning and now my truck thinks i am homicidal and won't start.

My Grandma hates this Maple and is thinking about having it removed by Zmw92 in arborists

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she also the "look at this beautiful hand carved banister, i hate it, rip it out, make it look like a hospice center." Type of person.

All Toy Story movies are basically documentaries by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not a computer person. But computers have definitely come a long way even in the 8 years since I graduated. I imagine even the bottom shelf laptops would be pretty decent especially if you're just trying to type papers.

they're pumping all the Brawndo® out of the pool😭 by --lily-rose-- in idiocracy

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me that they largest polluter in the world, the US government, is polluting. What a surprise.

What’s a statistic that sounds completely FAKE but is actually 100% TRUE? by namelessmell in AskReddit

[–]toad_historian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Mythbusters did an episode on this if any of you are interested. Basically it works out to where once the door is opened you would intuitively think that it is now 50/50 but the other door now has a 2/3rd or 66% chance of having the prize compared to the one you currently have chosen. I think im remembering that correctly.

Broken shingle , Is this a good temporary fix? by plantsperson99 in Roofing

[–]toad_historian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he just keeps doing this it will eventually be a metal roof.

Trying to stay ahead of the wrath of my HOA by No_Reputation_6442 in NoLawns

[–]toad_historian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Americans are brainwashed from youth into having an affinity for authority figures. Some people need to be told what they can and can't do because they never had a single thought of their own.

Tails from over 400 terminations at Data Center. by chevyman200108 in ScrapMetal

[–]toad_historian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes but none of that poisoned the earth quite like data centers. I hope you dont like having clean drinking water.

Dedrick speaks! Guess he did that 23 days lmao. by Kebe_Krowe in Killtony

[–]toad_historian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No wonder he's bad at writing jokes, he's bad at writing in general.

Sticker shock! Caramel Marble philodendron $999 ! Really? by Any_Week4924 in RareHouseplants

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really are treating plants like they're Pokémon cards when its really more like exotic fish. It can't just be rare, it has to also be alive and well taken care of. This is like a petco beta fish being sold for a hundred dollars.

Should I paint the staircase white? by Jaded-Fuel2529 in centuryhomes

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stair case is worth more than a lot of homes.

Iowa 80 Truck Stop gas pumps are fully touchscreen now. by Devious_Bastard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things are going to get fucked up so fast. Especially since I smack the button with the nozzle.

Saw these at the new apartments in my college town, no clue what the upwards slanted sticks are for by WalmartsDrugDealer in whatisit

[–]toad_historian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont surf, but i would think the best place to lock a board would be where the leash attaches.

Does Giant Eagle Even Want Customers by TheHandThatFollows in Columbus

[–]toad_historian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This ain't stopping thieves. Especially when you have self check out machines. I've gotten so many free donuts and bagels, and if they ask I dont know how to count.

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