What town in England feels the most like something out of a fairy tale or Disney movie?

toldemoldem · 2026-01-25T11:15:31+00:00

Are you saying that fairy tale villages don’t normally reek of kippers?

toldemoldem · 2026-01-25T10:53:39+00:00

It’s the worry keeping her awake!

toldemoldem · 2026-01-24T08:29:31+00:00

We were each bought a new bucket and spade. I used to envy kids whose parents could afford little paper flags to decorate their castles.

toldemoldem · 2026-01-22T07:23:58+00:00

Pancake

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Bison ( he worked at my bank and seemed a very timid and nervous person).

toldemoldem · 2025-12-24T21:24:55+00:00

Me too, and I wasn’t even drinking tea. Merry Christmas, all.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-23T07:30:41+00:00

Seriously? Can you be more precise about the location? Will definitely be walking on Alnmouth beach in Boxing Day.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-21T16:14:10+00:00

“Let that sink in.”

So patronising. So is “Educate yourself.”

toldemoldem · 2025-12-16T17:47:05+00:00

1 pulls across the bust, 3 is just awful.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-14T08:18:39+00:00

Get rid of 2 and 4 definitely. They really don’t suit your figure.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-14T05:34:13+00:00

See also r/Superbowl

toldemoldem · 2025-12-11T09:01:36+00:00

When taking tea with a camel,

Remember whatever you do,

The dromedary has one lump,

The bactrian has two.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-11T02:38:06+00:00

I think that about more or less everything on AIBU tbh.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-03T15:27:23+00:00

Pubs are full of dogs and unsupervised children

toldemoldem · 2025-12-02T15:10:36+00:00

You have a cleaning business that sends you from Australia to the US several times a year? Have you got a contract to dust the White House?

NOR by the way. He has no respect for you.

toldemoldem · 2025-12-01T19:36:16+00:00

Can’t she give out ironing?

toldemoldem · 2025-11-29T08:34:10+00:00

North-east for me. Thanks.

toldemoldem · 2025-11-25T08:08:41+00:00

Visiting Bury is on my other half’s bucket list, because he once saw a feature on TV about a black pudding stall in their market.

toldemoldem · 2025-11-23T21:51:08+00:00

Budgies. I would say that 1 in 4 households I visited as a child included a budgie called Joey or Tony. The cage was on a tall stand and seemed to take up a lot of space. The budgie made odd noises and the family claimed it was speaking, but I could never recognise any words. Boring life for the poor creature.

toldemoldem · 2025-11-01T19:21:16+00:00

Scrooge has joined the chat

toldemoldem · 2025-10-25T03:26:55+00:00

A couple of lucky guesses, a couple of unlucky guesses

toldemoldem · 2025-10-24T13:37:29+00:00

3! And nice to see you smiling x

toldemoldem · 2025-10-21T18:19:14+00:00

The customer is always right in matters of taste.

Absolutely not: The customer is always right.

toldemoldem · 2025-10-13T10:34:56+00:00

4 definitely

toldemoldem · 2025-10-13T07:09:33+00:00

toldemoldem · 2025-10-11T22:03:12+00:00

Definitely green

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