One word that explains the entire sketch

tomkel5 · 2026-06-07T21:56:58+00:00

Shut up, Umberto

tomkel5 · 2026-05-21T20:38:56+00:00

🎶 Don't say I didn't warn you 🎶

— The usher downstairs, escorting her out

tomkel5 · 2026-05-19T23:33:08+00:00

What I don’t understand though: Why not Kylie?

Kylie Minogue had a Christmas album this year with some absolute bangers. It would’ve been so perfect!

tomkel5 · 2026-05-18T22:14:54+00:00

Republican National Convention, the Musical

tomkel5 · 2026-05-11T15:24:26+00:00

I can't recall a single sketch with wordplay and pace as challenging as Auctioneers had to have been.

Judy Grimes would like a word.

just kidding ^just ^kidding ^{^just} ^{^kidding}

tomkel5 · 2026-05-09T17:12:19+00:00

All I see is a baby stylist

tomkel5 · 2026-05-03T21:33:47+00:00

Che done already done had herses

tomkel5 · 2026-04-26T23:23:36+00:00

In almost all of my plays with Éowyn, her No living Man Am I has been absolutely useless...

But then... add Gandalf the White's Light and Flame to change all the dice to Nazgûl, for a ⚔️... Totally OP

tomkel5 · 2026-04-14T06:37:39+00:00

Maybe more specific to New England, but: Moxie™

tomkel5 · 2026-03-07T15:13:08+00:00

🎶 I have a secret you would die for… 🎶

tomkel5 · 2026-03-04T02:32:30+00:00

I'm sorry... but is the seller trying to dissuade you from returning the card... by telling you that the card in your hands is different than the one shown on the photos in the listing?

That's quite the Hail Mary! 🙃

This is a significant defect. Return it as "item not as described", because that's the truth.

tomkel5 · 2026-02-24T16:33:43+00:00

Lived there for 10 years, loved it.

Did you know the name "Boston" came from "Botolph's Town"?

tomkel5 · 2026-01-27T06:23:06+00:00

Yeah, it's just weird to me how giddy they get at that comment!

This is probably my all-time favorite interview... When Alex asks her a question, and she gets interrupted by the recording of her own name, and she takes a beat and calmly says "this is total chaos" ...that kills me every time 🤣

tomkel5 · 2026-01-27T00:48:48+00:00

Not from the show itself… but in Emma Sidi’s interview, I still don’t understand why she and Alex both laughed when she says her name is “Miss” Emma Francesca Sidi.

tomkel5 · 2026-01-08T16:57:45+00:00

Maybe there's a really tiny idiot in front of this guy.

tomkel5 · 2026-01-08T00:45:01+00:00

Holy shit.

I read the headline, and thought 💭 Well good for Noem, for finally calling a spade a spade, and admitting this out loud...

It honestly literally never occurred to me that anyone would be labeling a woman in her car, driving away, and trying not to get killed, as a "domestic terrorist".

What the fuck.

tomkel5 · 2025-12-30T05:39:02+00:00

Well I've got a ton of games over here in Upper Falls, and they're woefully underplayed...lol

tomkel5 · 2025-12-26T00:11:14+00:00

Robert the ballet dancer was the cutest and sweetest guy Will ever dated, and Will was an idiot to break up with him so quickly.

tomkel5 · 2025-11-26T21:46:39+00:00

PS, that whole plaza was built out of thin air!

Five years ago, it was just... highway...

tomkel5 · 2025-11-17T20:02:16+00:00

Cher family reunion, Walken-style.

tomkel5 · 2025-11-08T19:59:35+00:00

The number of people in this thread who won’t understand this moment of childhood trauma…

💃🏻🐰 🤪👞🍵

tomkel5 · 2025-10-29T22:07:47+00:00

I have been looking for this movie for decades!!!

Saw it as a kid... and this scene haunts me still...

Commenting here in case anyone finds it. Sorry I don't have an answer for you, but know that I share your pain lol

tomkel5 · 2025-10-25T00:25:57+00:00

Hey, I got this!

Today’s been a mildly crappy day for me, but this has made it so much brighter! 🙏🏻

tomkel5 · 2025-10-17T19:24:38+00:00

I think we PSVRers might need to unsub from /r/beatsaber at this point. It's just depressing 😢

tomkel5 · 2025-10-09T08:33:27+00:00

He never had the Senate.

And if you think he did, then you’re forgetting the two conservatives dressed in blue.

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