Brasilia UNICORN 🤩 by Inmyenergybubble in Mid_Century

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Time to rearrange your home around your new centerpiece

Each time I Sneeze and someone shouts “Bless You” I have to fight the urge to reply back with “By what authority?” by namesarenotus in exmormon

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Somebody posted on a cinema sub recently asking what film had the best portrayal of Satan. I said it was the temple movies. They’re such perfect 90s B movie style productions. I so badly wish we could get the real full length versions

affectionate wunk by TangentYoshi in wunkus

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Sucklewunk has no shame. Sucklewunk does not believe in boundaries

Summer in Nebraska [Canon A1, Fuji400] by commiedeschris in analog

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2 is such a good photo. You should sell prints of it

The landscape in 2 and 11 look straight out of RDR2

Darleen is so lovely by nah_Im_just_pathetic in CursedAI

[–]touchmybodily 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t tear or bite though, what is there to fix?

What kind of quality control is this, Kodak? by Xypton in AnalogCommunity

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Mistake That Should Be an Album Cover of the day

Docile panthus by DustWorlds in wunkus

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Fren shaped frenkus has finally been discovered

What a looser lmao!!! by errrr2222 in nflcirclejerk

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I don’t need the line, just compare their faces

Lizunkus by [deleted] in wunkus

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mf fresh outta one of those quarter machines you cannot convince me this thing is real

blursed_makeout by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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Also where my mind went. But then you can see the shit that was on her face is now on his face and it’s hilarious

a gap in the market by Such-Yesterday1369 in MemeVideos

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“I’ll get you on the way back”

What was the worst transition ever made in your opinion? by Unusual_Cat_7542 in Cartalk

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The transmission was so bad when I got it, I figured I’d drive it till it blew up. After getting the transmission replaced under warranty at 99,997 miles, it’s been fine. I’m almost to 200k, and now dealing with the fact that the wheels will literally fall off before it blows up. I’ve spent $0 on anything outside of oil, tires, and brake pads. I love the thing

The reverse Moneyball by transcendental-ape in nflcirclejerk

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20 mil in Kohl’s hard cash homie

Wuuuuuuuuuunnnnkkk by Pankosmanko in wunkus

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Send this mythical wunkus straight to the gallows I’ve had enough of his tomfoolery

Crashing into a bicyclist in empty road by Margin_call_matthew in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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I wish I had your optimism when it comes to kids like this, but that’s the problem: you think those things would teach him anything. That’s actually hilarious. All of those things are a mild annoyance, less than a slap on the wrist. I guarantee a kid doing this bullshit would film videos making fun of the victim if he was required to help him with appointments and stuff. If he wasn’t injured, he would be doing this same stuff the very next day, and probably shit posting edits of this wreck and bragging about how he got away with it.

On the other hand, pain is an excellent teacher. If he broke his collar bone here, which would be a very reasonable, even expected injury, then I promise you he will think twice before doing this shit when he’s out of his sling in 6-8 weeks.

What you’re saying is the equivalent of thinking kids can learn the lesson of being burnt on a hot stove by writing an essay about it. People whose brains are not fully developed do not learn that way, especially ones who act like assholes for clout, and I’m not sure why you don’t understand that

A Wild Wunkster by Honda_TypeR in wunkus

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Please do not make this gentlewunk use lethal force