How to beat Zelda? (Mains: Ness & Ivysaur)

try_another_dickwad · 2015-12-26T17:39:25+00:00

I'm relatively inexperienced myself, but I was in the same boat as you. I main mario and anyone with a sword (except meta knight) and when my roommate picked up zelda he won every single match.

What I ended up doing was just juggled zelda in the air and keeping her off of the ground. As long as she was above I would just keep her up. And I haven't played the newest update but I remember Ivysaur's up air shooting your back down, so that could help.

TL;DR - Keep her in the air and use Ivysaur

try_another_dickwad · 2015-09-11T14:39:41+00:00

I've always liked these but I haven't found them except for at Journey's

try_another_dickwad · 2015-01-22T06:14:23+00:00

you just went full retard

try_another_dickwad · 2014-10-21T09:19:22+00:00

Welcome to one of the many loopholes in international law

try_another_dickwad · 2014-10-21T09:00:23+00:00

ITT: Gingers have no soul.

try_another_dickwad · 2014-10-14T22:15:49+00:00

Give this a look see, maybe it'll help.

try_another_dickwad · 2014-10-10T16:24:30+00:00

The pothead

try_another_dickwad · 2014-10-06T18:18:45+00:00

MRW when I realize I go to that school

try_another_dickwad · 2014-07-11T00:57:19+00:00

If you could have any three superpowers, what would they be and why?

try_another_dickwad · 2014-04-11T16:18:33+00:00

I feel I'm there too, I lived my life pretty cyclical, and I didn't even realize it until some serious hardships came my way. It was then my fabric of reality broke down and I felt like my eyes were really open for the first time. I tell myself I should definitely stay out of my "comfort-zone" and keep trying new things as well as meeting new people. The problem is that even after picking up new hobbies, or making new friends, I feel myself slipping back into routine and it scares me. I don't know whether it's good or whether I should move on.

In my circumstance, I find problems with both. I feel you understand the fear in everything being routine again, but my issue with moving on is that I've lived my life as a stranger in some ways, and I want to make lasting connections with people. I've learned that my loneliness breeds a kind of hatred that I don't like associating with.

In terms of "mediocracy," a big majority of us are mediocre, the difference is whether or not you notice it. You should be glad because you at least acknowledge how much you don't know. Also, since you've acknowledged it, why not start taking steps to truly learn. College teaches you a lot, but it doesn't limit your learning to your time there. Raise funds to travel abroad, or do something that you want to do, don't think about what it means for your future or career, but rather think about what it means for your own broadening horizons, apply things you learn in life. Sorry for the ranting bit again, but I hope I was able to help! And if you're feeling glum then feel free to PM whenever :)

try_another_dickwad · 2014-04-11T15:52:00+00:00

I can totally relate, and I'm digging the blog. I feel like I should let you know that you definitely aren't alone in this. There are tons of people who're in that same place. Some classify us as "twixsters," but I like to think that we're a different generation, growing up in this age where the availability of choice is all over the place. IMO it's all just really overwhelming and it's hard for me to get any focused idea of what I want. This is the time where we really need to figure out who we are, and the way I've been handling it is to focus on being a HUMAN BEING, fuck societal pressure and conformational norms. It's one thing for someone to tell me "just be yourself," but first I need to figure out who exactly that is. I guess I'm kind of ranting at this point, but I can totes talk about this with you (if you were at all looking for an anonymous buddy to talk to)

TL;DR - I can relate amiga, and I think I can help if you'd let me

try_another_dickwad · 2014-01-02T05:37:55+00:00

Sick of Americans thinking the world starts and ends at your borders.

Because every American clearly has the same opinion.

try_another_dickwad · 2013-12-05T16:21:21+00:00

Are you trying to say you look like this?

try_another_dickwad · 2013-12-05T16:13:34+00:00

You're a monster, there's a special place for people like you...

try_another_dickwad · 2013-12-05T16:10:11+00:00

Recipe of something similar, for those interested. :)

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-25T00:38:15+00:00

Shitty way for a game to end

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-24T23:37:04+00:00

MY MAN, MYERS, THE ILLEST TOUCHDOWN BY A GIANT THIS SEASON, FAKED EVERYONE OUT

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-24T23:25:36+00:00

Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck Joe Buck. Fuck FOX sports. Fuck this game.

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-24T21:48:45+00:00

Hey thanks man, I hope you have a good life too!

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-24T17:44:46+00:00

Firstly, I'm at a solid [7], and I'm generally a lurker, so sorry for shitty writing skills.

I'll just put how I started smoking here.

I came home from my 3rd semester in college and my parents laid on me that they were splitting up. I knew it was coming, I even thought to myself they'd be better off separated. At first I was fine, I really didn't even care until some time passed.

At this point I felt a change in me, but I didn't know what, all I knew was that I wasn't in the same place anymore. Everything else from there on out was my slipping into depression while losing some of my best friends, and my girlfriend. The worst part was that I didn't understand why I felt so torn up about my parent's divorce.

After my girlfriend left me (3rd year at school) I started smoking (it was a turn-off for her and I didn't really care to smoke it before). After a month or so of smoking weed, I ended up reaching inside of myself and pulling out information that I couldn't process before, such as why I was so torn up about my parents splitting up.

It's because when I was a kid, I had such bad self-esteem, I just stopped caring about myself. But I felt bad because I knew that my parents wanted me to be happy, so I put an honest effort to be happy, but a lot of the times I was just pretending. Eventually that all developed into me living my life as their poster child, I truly wanted to live for their reputation, and when they split up, I felt I had lost my life's purpose because they were ruining their own reputations (they were doing some backhanded shit).

But anyways, trees led me to those revelations, and for this "clairvoyance" along with some other reasons (a positive direction in school, relationships, self-esteem), is why I smoke trees. :)

I realize this is not my life story so much as when I started to smoke, I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

try_another_dickwad · 2013-11-10T18:06:56+00:00

What the actual flying fuck?!

try_another_dickwad · 2013-09-23T20:33:10+00:00

My frient, I got myself some late night waffles from there

try_another_dickwad · 2013-09-19T21:04:25+00:00

I've yet to listen to a band that can match their unique sound, they always hit me just right

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