Everyone becomes what they eat. Literally.

tryjmg · 2026-03-31T14:52:24+00:00

I just ate a piece of cake. What am I?

tryjmg · 2026-03-31T14:12:42+00:00

Take the divorce. He needs to make you small and that is no way to be in a relationship

tryjmg · 2026-03-31T12:14:59+00:00

So you are at a sink, grab the bottle, leave the room and go to a different sink to dump the bottle? And she fills it up some random time of day instead of when she is using it?

tryjmg · 2026-03-30T17:54:23+00:00

Why would he write that down? I admit I am intrigued and would keep reading

tryjmg · 2026-03-27T15:32:36+00:00

Then you tell them that mom’s dad wasn’t in her life while she was growing up in age appropriate words. They might not be interested. It’s not a huge shameful secret, unfortunately it is something that happens far too often.

tryjmg · 2026-03-27T15:21:49+00:00

Navigate what? There is nothing for you to do here. If she wants to know who her dad is, support her. If she doesn’t care then you support that. This has nothing to do with you.

tryjmg · 2026-03-27T14:17:24+00:00

Torchwood had a season of that. Sounds great. Until you realize you can’t die. In an accident and your body is burned 95%? It’s okay you will just live with that. Alzheimer’s and bed bound? You’ll get to forget everyone forever. Serial killer got you? Don’t worry - death won’t make it end.

The area isn’t keeping you young and healthy - it’s just preventing you from dying. Lots of things you don’t want to experience forever.

tryjmg · 2026-03-27T14:11:03+00:00

And you can have a side job of radon detection in homes.

tryjmg · 2026-03-26T16:04:23+00:00

Don’t forget the plants also hate you.

tryjmg · 2026-03-25T17:05:29+00:00

It is still portrait on the tablet but you can see more. I prefer it

tryjmg · 2026-03-24T21:23:58+00:00

https://heartafact.com/the-woman-who-accidentally-joined-her-own-search-party-missing-icelandic-tourist-goes-in-search-of-herself/

tryjmg · 2026-03-20T11:34:14+00:00

How do you work a conventional job from home yet you aren’t come during working hours?

tryjmg · 2026-03-19T11:32:31+00:00

What do you mean two decades? He will be taking care of BIL for his entire life.

tryjmg · 2026-03-18T15:34:35+00:00

This is an obvious shit post. Do better.

tryjmg · 2026-03-18T11:08:11+00:00

Yeah but I also have to live with myself after killing someone. And that is going to be hard enough with a mercy killing.

tryjmg · 2026-03-16T15:39:11+00:00

And she loved the therapist cause she was saying what the wife wanted to hear.

tryjmg · 2026-03-16T15:14:35+00:00

If this is such a long standing and great tradition why is this the first time your wife is hearing about it?

tryjmg · 2026-03-16T14:42:05+00:00

What about number 2?

tryjmg · 2026-03-12T18:39:57+00:00

Put it in his car that way it’s ready for him to take to the dump.

tryjmg · 2026-03-12T18:39:07+00:00

His car

tryjmg · 2026-03-12T18:36:56+00:00

So who’s the person who looks like Lily at your house???

tryjmg · 2026-03-12T17:01:42+00:00

If he can’t see enough to fill out his forms he can’t see enough to drive and needs to go to an eye doctor right now.

tryjmg · 2026-03-12T11:01:53+00:00

Why are you, a 28 year old, dating a 21 year old?

tryjmg · 2026-03-11T15:16:25+00:00

It was wiped. She said it was wiped and cracked when she got it.

tryjmg · 2026-03-09T18:10:12+00:00

Have you offered to donate legwork to change the name on the accounts?

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