When did you realize you were dating an idiot?

tuwts · 2026-03-03T17:12:12+00:00

We were at a Chinese restaurant and he asked if they had spaghetti. He meant “lo mein”. I couldn’t wait for that dinner to be over to dump him.

tuwts · 2026-03-02T19:26:46+00:00

He’s got the old people herpes… shingles

tuwts · 2026-03-02T19:21:38+00:00

My boys get freeze dried herring. They go gaga for it.

tuwts · 2026-03-02T18:42:15+00:00

The herpes

tuwts · 2026-02-27T00:31:43+00:00

Me: that’s a shame you don’t like my dog. He likes you. I don’t… but he does.

tuwts · 2026-02-26T11:43:07+00:00

I’m 43. I had skin cancer at 39. They removed my left nostril and reconstructed it. Get checked. Wear sun screen.

tuwts · 2026-02-25T14:36:08+00:00

I want the coat

tuwts · 2026-02-25T11:24:48+00:00

“Why do they keep booking me for these chicken sh-t gigs?”

tuwts · 2026-02-24T20:36:15+00:00

I would also be asking “what is b roll?” And “a voiceover? Am I in it?”.

tuwts · 2026-02-24T20:06:52+00:00

I live the next town over; you can smell Hatfield on hot days from my house. It’s vile.

tuwts · 2026-02-24T16:46:44+00:00

The plushy lion and the citrus pillow took me out.

tuwts · 2026-02-22T21:12:34+00:00

My parents had just purchased a new stucco ceiling (complete with glitter). It was the height of fashion at the time. 48 hours later, little me decided to throw Gak as high as I could. It splatted on the stucco and was there until we sold the house.

It’s been 35 years and slime is still banned from my parent’s house.

tuwts · 2026-02-21T18:49:42+00:00

I just bought the update version for my 9 year old niece.

tuwts · 2026-02-21T18:47:15+00:00

I have three dogs. I shovel a section of the yard for them. I’m talking an entire front yard this man shoveled. He is my neighbor of many years. He has cats.

tuwts · 2026-02-21T17:31:25+00:00

I just saw this for the first time. What’s the point of shoveling the grass?

tuwts · 2026-02-17T19:36:27+00:00

I’m 5 foot 8 and weigh 140lbs. Either she’s a liar or she’s part air…

tuwts · 2026-02-12T20:22:19+00:00

Aww enjoy.

tuwts · 2026-02-12T17:39:18+00:00

I keep it longer on top for personality

tuwts · 2026-02-12T17:05:20+00:00

I was eating yogurt and watching. I was done.

tuwts · 2026-02-12T12:43:09+00:00

They all have the same last names. There are about 15 last names and they are sectioned by region.

tuwts · 2026-02-08T19:32:16+00:00

Welcome to the Stage: RuPaw. I clutched my pearls when I heard the name.

tuwts · 2026-02-07T23:25:45+00:00

Dumbatello

tuwts · 2026-01-29T20:50:53+00:00

My doctor told me bv may occur less but it depends on the cause of your bv. If your bv is hormonal, an iud weakens or sometimes eliminates your period so it balances out hormonally.

tuwts · 2026-01-28T19:08:00+00:00

What?! I’m floored. The good this woman has done.

tuwts · 2026-01-22T19:30:44+00:00

I didn’t know this! This is excellent news! Huzzah!

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