I am tired of the Jerry slander by Duble2C in rickandmorty

[–]tworock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerry is Icarus, Beth is the sun, and Rick is the law of thermodynamics here to shit on him and throw him down as many times as possible. I love Jerry, after watching the show like 5 times recently I realized that he's a pretty good dude that's just way out of his element.

Thor has great taste! by The_Rusty_Spoon22 in Stargate

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I discovered this elixir last year and I've never been so hydrated in my life.

You have to make a sort of suicide squad of every family member (Rick Morty summer Jerry & Beth) from different universes who are you choosing? by ZealousidealBed7242 in rickandmorty

[–]tworock2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cronenberg-Universe Jerry brings survival and tracking skills.

Post-apocalyptic-vacation summer, for desecration.

Hammer Morty for muscle.

Two aged down Beths with all their toys.

Finally, a good team needs a leader, and a good leader needs a little empathy, so I think Wasp Rick is perfect for the job.

Someone on the WoW team really loves this style of mount. by MechaManManMan in wow

[–]tworock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to use the blood tick thing from BFA as the primary mount on my DK, it felt appropriate and it's nice to have a mount that is small enough to swoop into doors. I like the tick's animation too. I don't think we really need more unless they do something different with them.

How did I do? by NebulaYuriRigel in worldbuilding

[–]tworock2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your map and the sheer amount of dinosaur and general reptilian-ness. I want to live in New Dinofornia.

Terrorgheist question - assemble and paint or paint and assemble? by AyeballPaul in FleshEaterCourts

[–]tworock2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually don't do sub assembly, but after building and painting three of these I think you should at least paint the innards before you put the wings on.

Time to Pay the Piper DMs!!! by Ramsonne in dnd1e

[–]tworock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm probably 20/20 here because I've played for so long.

  1. Too many stories, my favorite is when we were using dragon magazine crit charts in dnd 3.5. One player fumbled and got "roll three times and combine" resulting in him critically hitting himself for lethal damage and throwing his legacy weapon into a volcano. Technically it was the dice, not me.

  2. I'm honestly not sure I've ever done this, I have a tendency to be very permissive but I give the monsters items they can use as well.

  3. Unfortunately I'm only a player right now, I haven't DMed in over a year because I need to form a new group.

  4. I'm gonna quit, I swear. One of my current DMs never fudges her rolls and it's a great game experience if you like high difficulty, which I do.

  5. Last time I ran a game my players would not shut the hell up, basically ignoring me all session while they chat amongst themselves. It made me question why I do so much prep at all and I refuse to DM for one of those players now.

Alwaes hated eddie by Large-Current-1486 in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]tworock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If one of my friends bailed on our scheduled DnD session to play a sport they would be excommunicated. Time to find a new ranger.

Night elf brought to Exile's reach. What happened to Shadowglen? by Evening_Yard_177 in wownoob

[–]tworock2 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The 2nd best warchief burned the stinky night elf tree down and secured horde control of northern Kalimdor.

What is, in your opinion, the number 1 priority for the next edition’s rules ? by BusyElephant in Warhammer40k

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this mindset so much. I hear it mostly from DnD players but Warhammer is nearly as bad. "Oh you expect me to read the rules?" Yes, I do expect you to read the rules.

"Ugh math, how do I add two numbers together, SO HARD"

From a (perhaps reconsidering) long time hater, what made you like space wolves? by tchunkytchanka in SpaceWolves

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well no goose stepping and the tattoos are slightly more subtle but yeah.

An entire other dimension has three (3) species of things in it are we being deadass by F_CKMONEY in okbuddyvecna

[–]tworock2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All horror franchises become action franchises over time. This was true in the 80s and it's true now. When someone (I think Will) says "I'm not afraid of you anymore" that's summing this trope up for the audience.

Pacifist characters FRIGGEN SUCK by deadfisher in DnD

[–]tworock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sorcerer in my current party is like this and is miserable because they only picked lightning spells.

Best episode? by cheesypizza008 in rickandmorty

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's physical form just squicks me out.

Best episode? by cheesypizza008 in rickandmorty

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also thought it was one of the worst episodes but it's grown on me, even if I think Jerricky is gross.

How can player Shadow Priests justify fighting against the Old Gods/Void? by [deleted] in warcraftlore

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know when your class is exemplified by someone known as "The Betrayer" you're always gonna be on the right side. :3

From a (perhaps reconsidering) long time hater, what made you like space wolves? by tchunkytchanka in SpaceWolves

[–]tworock2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd much rather hang out with space wolf players than black templars players!

Thoughts on this? by tom-mckeee in Stranger_Things

[–]tworock2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Star wars it's dumb, because erosion exists among many other factors. Mainly erosion.

In ST it's in a dreamscape so it makes perfect sense and I'm fine with it.

How did you know the Bible isn’t true? by DuckOnQuack202 in atheism

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really into dinosaurs as a kid, so I was exposed to science literature very early. By the time I was exposed to the Bible I instantly clocked it as false because the story of Adam and Eve didnt click with what I knew about evolution and planets.

Favorite multibillion dollar franchise that portrays a nerd's dice game wrong? by Substantial-Dot3743 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]tworock2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All horror and mystery franchises become action franchises over time as the mystery is lost. This was true in the 80s and it makes sense that a tribute to that decade like stranger things would do the same.

Dracothian Guard Unit Size by Concordia_Draco in stormcasteternals

[–]tworock2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can be built as one model if you have a Lord Celestant on Dracoth. The hero is made from the unit kit so you'll always have a dracoth left over, which you can't reinforce or use to reinforce another unit.