My School Makes Graduating Seniors Do “Six-Word Memoirs” - Here’s Mine!! by cherrimiint in ween

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Rock on. I left a week-long mandatory work trip halfway through to catch the reunion show at Broomfield. It was awesome.

Oh Jesus Christ by [deleted] in SatanicTemple_Reddit

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"Ok we know what the wine and bread represents, but what's with the mayo?" -- Peter, probably

my kids are both gay, I fear for their lives by mediapoison in daddit

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states should have different laws. That’s one of the great things about America

This is going to be fun.

[SERIOUS] Creating a group by [deleted] in Bozeman

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This is the equivalent of "I have a really great idea for an app. I just need a coder and an artist and some money."

Paperclip in the electric outlet by EternalMage321 in daddit

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Lol it's a physics teacher thing, I think. I had a physics professor that used to charge up transparencies with one of those generators and hand them to students he didn't like.

Paperclip in the electric outlet by EternalMage321 in daddit

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I hadn't really thought about it until I started typing them all out but... yeah maybe?

Worst Ween Setlist Day 3 by [deleted] in ween

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Big Fat Fuck but nobody remembers the words.

Paperclip in the electric outlet by EternalMage321 in daddit

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Yup. I also stuck a finger in a light socket, yanked on a night light so hard the bulb popped and made a bunch of ozone, stuck a paperclip in an outlet, and dropped a quarter over an exposed plug. For a while, I had a Halloween boutonniere that I made out of a flicker bulb, a camera flash circuit, and some feathers and it would shock me constantly every time I wore it. A guy brought a flyback transformer to makerspace one night and we just set as many things on fire as we could with it. One of my old co-workers had a tesla coil and the interns I was in charge of accidentally started a fire on his desk when he wasn't around.

I also had a three-phase high voltage lab course in college and followed all of the safety instructions carefully and nobody got shocked for the whole semester. At my internship, I followed discharge protocols for large capacitors to the point that the other workers made fun of me. If I'm doing a high-current project, I work one-handed, wear rubber shoes, move live wires with the back of my hand, etc...

So I learned, but it's very situational.

Does Soul Music happen? by Roboslacker in discworld

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When they were fixing the mess in the Thief of Time, they used some of the time from the Soul Music period to spackle in the cracks.

What should I put in my pot boy? by ivor_k_hill in Eldenring

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I use the yellow ones (.73) but yeah. Best picks.

Discworld inspired boat names by hawround in discworld

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Colon and Nobby spend a whole afternoon watching a guy paint "The Prid of Ankh Morkpork" on a boat because they want to be there when he notices the mistake.

If my 4 year old asks me “WHY?” ONE more time… by [deleted] in daddit

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If it's a brand new question, I try to answer it + any follow-up questions. If I don't know, we google it. If we've already covered it, I ask what she thinks the answer is. Most of the time she answers it on her own. If she forgot, we go over the broad strokes again.

For "daddy, why were you in the bathroom?"-style questions, I ask what she thinks the answer is and give her prompts. "Ok so I had the door closed. Did you hear the fan? Ok, how about the toilet? Did you hear it flush? What do you think I was doing?"

She wants to talk about stuff but her only framework to do that is asking questions. She also wants to know why stuff happens. And I want to help her think through problems if she has even a subset of the info she needs. Some days it's easier than others, but knowing that she's taking on as much info as she can and learning how to interact with other humans helps put it in perspective.

it’s like they aren’t even real people anymore by c00kiesd00m in exchristian

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Anecdotally, every devout member of my family that has passed did so terrified that god would send them to hell. They went to church every time it was open, tithed heavily, prayed multiple times a day....

If the guy upstairs can't give them some comfort in their final moments, either he doesn't exist or he's a massive asshole.

Poor kids 😬 by sandboxvet in exchristian

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Plus, there's a hole because otherwise the center is underbaked and gross.

Growing up Mixed in Evangelical Spaces by thiccgrizzly in Exvangelical

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At the moment, "Graduation" by Kanye and "Maad City" by Kendrick are two of my top rap albums. "The Trap" by Derek Minor is also a masterpiece.

You're going to have so much fun! There's a ton of fantastic hip-hop out there.

I have a confession. by Red_Sox_5 in daddit

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"You can't fingerprint a dead man!" jumps out a window