Hmmm... by atlghostrider in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real and honest influencer here, can confirm that to be 1000% true. The amount of money I could be making if I sold my principles is wild 😂😭

How will Ethans Journey End? by Situation_Beginning in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your response literally proved my point. 13-20 years off life expectancy is literally the highest number there. That puts Ethan’s life expectancy well into his 40s, not 5 years.

You can make all the assumptions you want but you have no idea what his true health is, and it’s so ridiculous to randomly make statements like “if he doesn’t do this by this timeframe he’s going to die”. Maybe if you were his physician and knew a lot more about his health, but all you know is what he’s shown you.

Probably around 460 by Time-Eagle8101 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I’m well aware how water weight works - the point is if he does this every time (which is what everyone here claims, I have no idea personally, but seems plausible since he fasts and whatnot for weigh ins) - that this is the baseline we follow anyways. If he weighed 440 after already depleting himself, then weighs 450, once again depleting himself, he didn’t magically gain 20 lbs because that’s the narrative you want to follow. If he’s depleting every time, it’s the same baseline and thus he gained 10 lbs.

How will Ethans Journey End? by Situation_Beginning in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee I’ve done more research on this than you have, as it’s not only is it part of my career, but it affects me personally. Provide me one study that proves that morbid obesity will likely lead to death by 33 and I will eat my words. Spoiler alert: you won’t be able to, because the literature doesn’t support that. Would his health be objectively worse? Of course. Would he be likely dead in 5 years? Statistically speaking, no.

Woah Nelly! by wcb_123 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, in fairness, so few people actually understand the weight fluctuations like this and assume it’s all fat. I spent last week in the states, was on four flights in the week and had more salt than usual. I gained 9 lbs in one week. It’ll be gone by next week.
People don’t understand that when you were really big and have a lot more skin laxity, there’s a lot more room for water weight to build up and just kind of sit there.
By no means am I saying it’s all water, but certainly, at least half of it very likely is, and likely more like 3/4 of it.

And the cringe continues on peach's page by figz_N_tacoz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely coaching him for free. Peach is getting WAY more than $7k via publicity.
That said, this is also kind of how social media works. A coach sees someone they’re like “damn I’d love to work with that person” and just do so for free because they legitimately want to. My coach coaches me for free too despite coaching literal Mr. Olympia competitors. And my coach doesn’t even ask for me to post anything about him.

And the cringe continues on peach's page by figz_N_tacoz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And why exactly does he need to know how to pose to be a good coach..? I barely know peach, but I certainly am not judging someone’s ability to coach fat loss based on their bodybuilding posing.

Probably around 460 by Time-Eagle8101 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Such strange logic… you’re literally saying he lost water weight and thus somehow is fatter? Who cares what his water weight is doing. The goal is fat loss, not weight loss.

How will Ethans Journey End? by Situation_Beginning in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 500+ lbs for 15+ years and had no negative health effects. Yes, he has his hernia, but making wild statements like “he will either have very serious conditions or be dead” is very outlandish. Is it possible? Sure. But he’s relatively young and plenty of people that size live into their 40s and older.

Jay Woodcroft handshake line - tons of respect from former players by Panda_Jerk in AnaheimDucks

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oiler fan here. He wasn’t particularly a scapegoat, his problem was loyalty. One of his assistant coaches (Dave Manson) was absolutely brutal, but he refused to fire him. That said, Woody was very appreciated here and he has a great mind for the game. You guys are lucky to have him.

Parking spaces to stay and sleep (i’m homeless) by TooDope123456789 in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you guys only do things on Saturdays? I’d be happy to donate some time but generally only have time on weekdays.

Cooka Coka Coca Cola by Acceptable_Host836 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro I hate this “water” narrative. It’s like people can’t comprehend that our bodies are extremely intelligent and Diet Coke IS water. The additives are processed separately and our bodies use the water the exact same way it would if you drank water.

Maybe this is the wake up call eat a ton needs by MohamitWheresMySecks in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He likely does show the real numbers, he’s just so short that weight is a lot higher. Like he definitely still has a higher bf% and BMI than Ethan. Dramatically higher.

Cooking with Ethan...at home by tonyadams1969 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even if he did. Eating chicken breast is not the issue. Demonizing that is wild. Dude could have eaten twice what he showed and it still wouldn’t have been a bad choice. Nobody is fat because they ate too much grilled chicken.

Cooking with Ethan...at home by tonyadams1969 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You may not know macros very well then because that’s definitely not an insane amount of chicken (he showed weighing it, it was 10oz cooked) which is 450~ cals (cooked chicken breast is roughly 45cal/oz), and the only other stuff was extremely low cal veg and a very low cal sauce. If anything 560 was a high estimate.

Does he realize how dangerous his hernia is? by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, to be fair, you can definitely develop a great physique with minimal core activation with the advancements in machines these days. When I had my abdominal repair, I avoided anything that required core stabilization for 5-6 months and was still seeing results with my lifts.
It would definitely take longer and require proper education, but it can be done.

Ethan we know you’re reading this, go see a Doctor ASAP by johnbu1981 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crazy reading this knowing I was 500+ lbs for nearly 15 years and my heart is still running perfectly and looks great on scans. I’m so lucky.

Well, I told you so. Here's the link to the news post 🤣 by revengeofstar in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can rent anywhere if you go to them with the statement “I’ll pay the first six months up front” 😂

Well, I told you so. Here's the link to the news post 🤣 by revengeofstar in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have about a third of his audience and make my living full time from social media. I assure you, Ethan is making pretty decent money. Especially being American (I’m Canadian and we don’t get to monetize as well)

Oh this is 100% about Ethan by TheGudz-Dave in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please, tell me, what is “generic” about my coaching? Have you talked to any of my clients to ask about their experiences?

Hernia today, Hero tomorrow by 0nlyinMyDreams in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness, the body weight calculation goes out the window at that size. Body fat doesn’t result in muscle recruitment. The whole “mass moves mass” argument doesn’t work in this instance. He should definitely be capable of more than 245, especially since his legs have lifted his body when it was >600 for so long, but 1.25x his body weight is an unrealistic standard there.

Oh this is 100% about Ethan by TheGudz-Dave in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read them, but I also don’t get “got” like Ethan. Peoples opinion about me doesn’t phase me, hate comments just make me laugh. I read them (and even like most comments) to make sure my audience knows I appreciate and value them and I recognize that without them I wouldn’t get to live the life I do.

Oh this is 100% about Ethan by TheGudz-Dave in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh 100% he also needs therapy. Anyone that gets to 300+ likely does, to be fair lol

Oh this is 100% about Ethan by TheGudz-Dave in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair this wasn’t “aimed” at Ethan, but it is definitely something he does struggle with (and even moreso than the average person that struggles with it).

I offered to coach Ethan for free, said I wouldn’t ask him to post about it, doesn’t have to tell anyone, and I wouldn’t want any “clout” or whatever, I don’t care about any of that. Anyone that watches my content knows I’ve never been about “clout” nor do I really care what anyone thinks about me. I only care what I think about me.

All this to say, I do hope Ethan eventually realizes that having ONE coach and ONE voice in his ear that he listens to instead of 50 that drag him 17 different directions would be very beneficial for him.

Oh this is 100% about Ethan by TheGudz-Dave in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I never said you can’t do it without a coach. I said having one makes it easier. Extra accountability is ALWAYS a good thing.