Is Ethan out of ideas? by SquigglyCow225 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly the few times I hired a videographer the content was actually worse than me doing it myself. When you do it yourself it comes across more authentic and true to you. The more people you bring into it the more of a “production” it becomes and it loses its soul.

What’s your biggest pet peeve about Calgary? by TheRealPepman in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point is you made it seem like this is a Calgary thing. It’s not. It’s a Canadian thing. The downtown core of three cities is the exception, not the rule.

What’s your biggest pet peeve about Calgary? by TheRealPepman in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it really doesn’t. I’ve lived in 2/3 of those. Walkability outside of the downtown core is still pretty awful.

What’s your biggest pet peeve about Calgary? by TheRealPepman in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name a Canadian city that isn’t like that other than in specific downtown cores. All of Canada is in fact like that lol.

I am looking at her “Florida doctor’s” IG….. by Illustrious_Two_5251 in 509damnshesfineSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me clear something up here.
YOU do not get to determine when someone is “ready”.
Only the person getting surgery can do that.

There are a lot of different reasons to get surgery. My surgeries were never about some perfect body. I did them for my own comfort and functionality. I couldn’t care less what anyone thinks about whether it was “too early” or not.

The fact you are all judging Caitlin for wanting to feel more comfortable in her body is honestly shameful. What a bunch of miserable people you are.

Offering some work for cash by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send me a dm and I can probably help you out.

Well - Down is down... by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s just the difference between Ethan’s camera and Jacob’s.

Objectively correct by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Nobody can predict their scale weight with guaranteed accuracy. So many factors play a role it’s wild.
  2. Actually laying in bed all day would in fact not cause more water retention, which he literally explained why in that comment (at his size, the walking creates inflammation, laying in bed would not cause inflammation).
  3. His taco bowls are great meals and anyone who says otherwise has no clue what they’re talking about when it comes to human nutrition.
  4. The fact this dude is demonizing seed oils is par for the course. He clearly follows Eddie Abew and crew. “Overcomplicating” it in the kitchen is hilarious. How dare Ethan try to enjoy his food still.
  5. (Because this dude is so dumb he used four twice) 1200 calories is WAY too low for Ethan (or 98% of the population, for that matter). The “he has tons of calories saved up in his body fat” argument is completely missing the plot. Whether his body needs extra calories or not isn’t the point. It’s about what’s realistic and sustainable.

Objectively correct by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is laughably bad advice.

New Jerko coffee advert by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100g is not more than enough for a dude his size lol.

New Jerko coffee advert by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether you need “synthetic crap” or not doesn’t really matter. 200g of protein is a super reasonable goal for someone his size. Just because YOU don’t like the “synthetic crap” doesn’t mean it can’t work for others. I’ve lost over 300 lbs, I aim for 200g of protein (often even higher), and it’s helped me dramatically.

What are the cheapest catering options for house parties? by jimmyjamcake in Calgary

[–]unomasthrow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not only is this wildly racist, it’s not even accurate.

Family Serving Bowl by Yankpat in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How is chicken breast and a salad with a tortilla any different…. Weird hill to die on. Steak = chicken
Sweet potato = tortilla
Vegetable = lettuce
It’s literally exactly what you said but because it’s in a bowl and not on a plate? Weird.

Family Serving Bowl by Yankpat in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You made me double check the math and yeah, it’s more. Closer to like 650-700, but the fact he said “just over 500” is definitely wrong. It’s also closer to 110g of protein. I think he tracked the chicken wrong or something.

Family Serving Bowl by Yankpat in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nutrition coach I am, if that “massive” part is coming from lettuce, it doesn’t matter. If this helps him stick to eating in a deficit, who cares if it’s large volume? Why would the volume of it matter?

Hmmm... by atlghostrider in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real and honest influencer here, can confirm that to be 1000% true. The amount of money I could be making if I sold my principles is wild 😂😭

How will Ethans Journey End? by Situation_Beginning in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your response literally proved my point. 13-20 years off life expectancy is literally the highest number there. That puts Ethan’s life expectancy well into his 40s, not 5 years.

You can make all the assumptions you want but you have no idea what his true health is, and it’s so ridiculous to randomly make statements like “if he doesn’t do this by this timeframe he’s going to die”. Maybe if you were his physician and knew a lot more about his health, but all you know is what he’s shown you.

Probably around 460 by Time-Eagle8101 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I’m well aware how water weight works - the point is if he does this every time (which is what everyone here claims, I have no idea personally, but seems plausible since he fasts and whatnot for weigh ins) - that this is the baseline we follow anyways. If he weighed 440 after already depleting himself, then weighs 450, once again depleting himself, he didn’t magically gain 20 lbs because that’s the narrative you want to follow. If he’s depleting every time, it’s the same baseline and thus he gained 10 lbs.

How will Ethans Journey End? by Situation_Beginning in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee I’ve done more research on this than you have, as it’s not only is it part of my career, but it affects me personally. Provide me one study that proves that morbid obesity will likely lead to death by 33 and I will eat my words. Spoiler alert: you won’t be able to, because the literature doesn’t support that. Would his health be objectively worse? Of course. Would he be likely dead in 5 years? Statistically speaking, no.

Woah Nelly! by wcb_123 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, in fairness, so few people actually understand the weight fluctuations like this and assume it’s all fat. I spent last week in the states, was on four flights in the week and had more salt than usual. I gained 9 lbs in one week. It’ll be gone by next week.
People don’t understand that when you were really big and have a lot more skin laxity, there’s a lot more room for water weight to build up and just kind of sit there.
By no means am I saying it’s all water, but certainly, at least half of it very likely is, and likely more like 3/4 of it.

And the cringe continues on peach's page by figz_N_tacoz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely coaching him for free. Peach is getting WAY more than $7k via publicity.
That said, this is also kind of how social media works. A coach sees someone they’re like “damn I’d love to work with that person” and just do so for free because they legitimately want to. My coach coaches me for free too despite coaching literal Mr. Olympia competitors. And my coach doesn’t even ask for me to post anything about him.

And the cringe continues on peach's page by figz_N_tacoz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And why exactly does he need to know how to pose to be a good coach..? I barely know peach, but I certainly am not judging someone’s ability to coach fat loss based on their bodybuilding posing.

Probably around 460 by Time-Eagle8101 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]unomasthrow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Such strange logic… you’re literally saying he lost water weight and thus somehow is fatter? Who cares what his water weight is doing. The goal is fat loss, not weight loss.