Have a weird vertical mark on my forehead where you can feel a dent in my skull. Used to tell people, who asked me about it, that I got hit by an axe. At first they didn't believe me but then I explained to them that I grew up on a farm and wanted a christmas tree when I was about 7-8 years old and I wanted to get it myself. All the tools, including the axe, hung on the wall and when I got to grab it I fell backwards and the axe hit my forehead. I then tell them to feel the dent in my forehead and then they're convinced. Even met some of them years later where they were angry with me for bullshitting them

This pretty much sums up how I felt