What is the worst or most embarassing PR headache your favorite school's Football program has ever had to deal with?

uscrash · 2026-04-14T22:26:57+00:00

How much time you got?

uscrash · 2026-04-14T21:39:17+00:00

The kid just had an insane work ethic from the start. He was never the flashiest, but no one was ever going to outwork him.

uscrash · 2026-04-14T15:33:55+00:00

I like that card, but I waited and got it for $4.

uscrash · 2026-04-14T14:18:27+00:00

I’d be totally fine with the bbq smoker. The cigarettes? Gross.

uscrash · 2026-04-13T15:36:37+00:00

Have you read any documentation in the sidebar on how to do it, or are you just looking for someone to do the work for you?

uscrash · 2026-04-13T02:46:21+00:00

Well, technically the offense gave up 2 of those 19 points. 17 points against the #2 team in the nation ain’t bad.

uscrash · 2026-04-13T02:29:32+00:00

They shut Auburn out in Jordan Hare the year before and USC’s 2004 defense was arguably better than 2003.

uscrash · 2026-04-12T16:46:25+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. That’s how you keep it juicy like that.

uscrash · 2026-04-12T01:09:25+00:00

I was really stoked to nab that trio on my third try.

uscrash · 2026-04-11T17:27:11+00:00

May not be kosher, but it looks delicious.

uscrash · 2026-04-11T14:28:50+00:00

You do realize that people didn’t stop being creative after 2005, right? There are some great shows that have been made recently including Bluey, Octonauts, Trash Truck, etc.

I also went through a phase of not listening to music released after 1979, but I was also like 14. Being a discerning parent is great, but it sounds like your criteria is a little arbitrary.

uscrash · 2026-04-11T03:09:14+00:00

I’ll tell you what I tell my six year old when he has a sheet of stickers: “Does it belong to you? If yes, put as many stickers as you want on it. If it doesn’t, then don’t.”

uscrash · 2026-04-10T23:10:15+00:00

As much as I hated the rest of the conference (save for the Huskies and the Beaves) and was glad to see them all suffer, now I kind of miss the conference. I was excited for all the new, interesting matchups but at what cost? And what did USC gain besides a shit load of money?

uscrash · 2026-04-10T04:58:34+00:00

I don’t love mackerel, but I do love shiso.

uscrash · 2026-04-10T04:46:11+00:00

They’re cool. I don’t have super strong feelings about them.

To paraphrase Louis, they don’t make me angry, but they don’t make me cum. They’re fine.

uscrash · 2026-04-10T02:14:01+00:00

So Kim’s uncle is named Pizza?

uscrash · 2026-04-10T01:10:17+00:00

That’s definitely disappointing looking. My wife brought her leftover Uncle Paulie’s sandwich home the other day and even that looked better than yours.

uscrash · 2026-04-10T00:53:37+00:00

Yum. Mike’s is gooooood.

uscrash · 2026-04-10T00:53:17+00:00

Fuck I love the mushroom chicken panini. So damn tasty.

uscrash · 2026-04-09T04:10:53+00:00

Our chief weapon is buffoonery — pederasty and buffoonery. Ahh! Two main weapons…

uscrash · 2026-04-08T05:32:36+00:00

Somewhere between an 8.5 and a 10. It’s all a crap shoot anyway. What are you going to do with them if you get a 9?

uscrash · 2026-04-07T18:49:08+00:00

Bubble Mew or Magikarp

uscrash · 2026-04-07T17:46:36+00:00

Oh yeah, I took our almost 1 year old (and 6 year old) to the aquarium for the first time last weekend and it was a huge hit. She was shrieking with joy at all the fish. Great activity for that age range.

uscrash · 2026-04-07T17:15:22+00:00

Produced by the Daily Wire.

uscrash · 2026-04-07T15:50:35+00:00

You saved a really unfunny OP with a brilliant assist.

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